net nanny

lumberjim · 03-16-2006, 02:32 PM

They're putting in a net nanny here today. i had to submit a list of sites i need for business. I put cellar dot org on it. they questioned it. i stood my ground. ......they questioned it again. i told them it was a friendship ender. they relented. so, i guess i wont be able to follow links, but i should be able to get on here.

Elspode · 03-16-2006, 02:57 PM

A net nanny...in a car dealership?

Are you a branch of a much larger corporate entity, or is this more backlash over the recent shagging in the bathroom?

SteveDallas · 03-16-2006, 03:12 PM

Is she hot?

Oh, wait, not that kind of nanny.... never mind........

xoxoxoBruce · 03-16-2006, 03:38 PM

It is God's will.

slang · 03-16-2006, 04:11 PM

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Originally Posted by lumberjim

....i told them it was a friendship ender..

What exactly does this mean? That they can hassle you or possilby deny your access to the Cellar but your friendship with that person(s) would end?

*hit preview*

Maybe you meant that the Cellar ends friendships ( and somehow that is good for business there ).

I can just imagine the look on the IT guys face if I told him that.

IT Nazi: Yes, we have this new policy here and you see....I make my entire living keeping an eye on all the interaction with the employees and the net...so this is the new deal (slaps corporate form down on the desk ) Just sign it and STFU. Thank-you

Slang: Sure, would it be terribly unreasonable for me to take the 2 minutes that it might take to actually read that document that you are strong arming me into signing?

IT Nazi: Well if you would rather not sign the form, I'd certainly understand.....(picks up phone) Security? Can you activate the trap door under Mr. Slang's chair....just....about....NOW!

At one point I was seriously wondering if maybe IRS employees were retrained to work IT throughout corp USA.

Just another FPIMA with working for BIG companies.

Glad to hear that you stood your ground. Where are you planning to work next?

fargon · 03-16-2006, 04:15 PM

To Arm's, To Arm's

SteveDallas · 03-16-2006, 04:31 PM

Don't blame the IT Nazis, err, staff. I know there are blatant exceptions, but most folks who work IT would prefer not to do stuff like this because it gets them involved in sticky areas they'd rather not deal with. Most often these things come from higher up, but of course IT gets to implement it.

slang · 03-16-2006, 04:46 PM

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Originally Posted by SteveDallas

......Most often these things come from higher up.......

Of course, this policy just as any other. In this case the IT staff gets to deal with the unpleasantries. Agreed.

The amount of systems, sub-systems, cameras, key loggers, and all the other security schemes that I'm not aware of get ridiculous.

All this is after a thorough background check, submitting a strand of DNA, stool sample, urine sample, hair sample and holding your favorite dog as a deposit for complete compliance.

Resistance is futile.

Most of all this crap is given to the IT staff to administer. The actual security staffs....that would be a different thread.

jinx · 03-16-2006, 05:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by slang

Glad to hear that you stood your ground. Where are you planning to work next?

Check his user title.

Oops, nevermind, he changed it again.

Undertoad · 03-16-2006, 05:06 PM

He changed it...!

slang · 03-16-2006, 05:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jinx

Check his user title.

Goobah? Or was there something else there?

jinx · 03-16-2006, 05:27 PM

There was something else. I don't know what goobah is.

slang · 03-16-2006, 05:39 PM

Goobah must mean that "we're no longer friends because of your insistance on controlling every aspect of all things that I do here regardless of the seemingly small potential liability or loss of productivity"

Or maybe something else, who knows?

lumberjim · 03-16-2006, 05:51 PM

friendship ender = deal breaker

slang · 03-16-2006, 05:57 PM

Ok, so let me understand your situation. I'm probably not the only one having a hard time following this.

They allow you to access the Cellar, but without the links?

Or...they do not allow any access to the Cellar and you're taking that as a deal breaker for working there?

03-16-2006, 02:32 PM	#1
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	net nanny They're putting in a net nanny here today. i had to submit a list of sites i need for business. I put cellar dot org on it. they questioned it. i stood my ground. ......they questioned it again. i told them it was a friendship ender. they relented. so, i guess i wont be able to follow links, but i should be able to get on here. __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

03-16-2006, 02:57 PM	#2
Elspode When Do I Get Virtual Unreality? Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Raytown, Missouri Posts: 12,719	A net nanny...in a car dealership? Are you a branch of a much larger corporate entity, or is this more backlash over the recent shagging in the bathroom? __________________ "To those of you who are wearing ties, I think my dad would appreciate it if you took them off." - Robert Moog

03-16-2006, 03:38 PM	#4
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	It is God's will. __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

03-16-2006, 04:15 PM	#6
fargon Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: La Crosse, WI Posts: 8,924	To Arm's, To Arm's __________________ Annoy the ones that ignore you!!! I live a blessed life I Love my Country, I Fear the Government!!! Heavily medicated for the good of mankind.

03-16-2006, 05:27 PM	#12
jinx Come on, cat. Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: general vicinity of Philadelphia area Posts: 7,013	There was something else. I don't know what goobah is. __________________ Crying won't help you, praying won't do you no good.

03-16-2006, 03:12 PM	#3
SteveDallas Your Bartender Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Philly Burbs, PA Posts: 7,651	Is she hot? Oh, wait, not that kind of nanny.... never mind........

03-16-2006, 04:31 PM	#7
SteveDallas Your Bartender Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Philly Burbs, PA Posts: 7,651	Don't blame the IT Nazis, err, staff. I know there are blatant exceptions, but most folks who work IT would prefer not to do stuff like this because it gets them involved in sticky areas they'd rather not deal with. Most often these things come from higher up, but of course IT gets to implement it.

03-16-2006, 05:06 PM	#10
Undertoad Radical Centrist Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Cottage of Prussia Posts: 31,423	He changed it...!

03-16-2006, 05:39 PM	#13
slang St Petersburg, Florida Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 3,423	Goobah must mean that "we're no longer friends because of your insistance on controlling every aspect of all things that I do here regardless of the seemingly small potential liability or loss of productivity" Or maybe something else, who knows?

03-16-2006, 05:51 PM	#14
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	friendship ender = deal breaker __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

03-16-2006, 05:57 PM	#15
slang St Petersburg, Florida Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 3,423	Ok, so let me understand your situation. I'm probably not the only one having a hard time following this. They allow you to access the Cellar, but without the links? Or...they do not allow any access to the Cellar and you're taking that as a deal breaker for working there?

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