Vampires Not Real!

Flint · 10-31-2006, 10:39 AM

(According to physicist Costas Efthimiou)

"Efthimiou takes out the calculator to prove that if a vampire sucked one person's blood each month -- turning each victim into an equally hungry vampire -- after a couple of years there would be no people left, just vampires. He started his calculations with just one vampire and 537 million humans on Jan. 1, 1600 and shows that the human population would be down to zero by July 1602."

glatt · 10-31-2006, 10:43 AM

Whew! That's a relief.

Trilby · 10-31-2006, 10:44 AM

Do me a favor and don't tell my 5 year-old nephew that. I've convinced him that vampires come out on Halloween night and he's psyched for it.

barefoot serpent · 10-31-2006, 10:51 AM

wake up and smell the garlic!

*glances at mirror*

xoxoxoBruce · 10-31-2006, 11:49 AM

That only proves the bitten don't automatically turn into vampires with one bite.

glatt · 10-31-2006, 11:55 AM

Oh, crap.

Elspode · 10-31-2006, 11:56 AM

Oh crap...we're *all* vampires!? That sucks.

Happy Monkey · 10-31-2006, 12:16 PM

And everyone knows that vampires can hibernate for decades if necessary if there aren't enough people to go around.

Sheldonrs · 10-31-2006, 12:34 PM

Anyone who believes that vampires don't exist has not been paying attention to the senate races.

barefoot serpent · 10-31-2006, 12:50 PM

so who is in charge of the blood banks?

Pie · 10-31-2006, 02:09 PM

...and can't they feed off each other?

10-31-2006, 02:14 PM

And they kill most of their victims before they change... duh!

glatt · 10-31-2006, 02:17 PM

Stop it!

10-31-2006, 02:19 PM

They become tax collectors & social security workers when they hibernate.

Shawnee123 · 10-31-2006, 02:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by rkzenrage

They become tax collectors & social security workers when they hibernate.

And financial aid administrators....mwah ha ha ha ha ha ha

10-31-2006, 10:39 AM	#1
Flint Snowflake Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Dystopia Posts: 13,136	Vampires Not Real! (According to physicist Costas Efthimiou) "Efthimiou takes out the calculator to prove that if a vampire sucked one person's blood each month -- turning each victim into an equally hungry vampire -- after a couple of years there would be no people left, just vampires. He started his calculations with just one vampire and 537 million humans on Jan. 1, 1600 and shows that the human population would be down to zero by July 1602." __________________ **************** There's a level of facility that everyone needs to accomplish, and from there it's a matter of deciding for yourself how important ultra-facility is to your expression. ... I found, like Joseph Campbell said, if you just follow whatever gives you a little joy or excitement or awe, then you're on the right track. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Terry Bozzio**

10-31-2006, 10:51 AM	#4
barefoot serpent go ahead, abbrev. it Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Lawrence, KS Posts: 2,623	wake up and smell the garlic! glances at mirror __________________ Chooses rowing vs. wading

10-31-2006, 11:49 AM	#5
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	That only proves the bitten don't automatically turn into vampires with one bite. __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

10-31-2006, 11:56 AM	#7
Elspode When Do I Get Virtual Unreality? Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Raytown, Missouri Posts: 12,719	Oh crap...we're all vampires!? That sucks. __________________ "To those of you who are wearing ties, I think my dad would appreciate it if you took them off." - Robert Moog

10-31-2006, 12:16 PM	#8
Happy Monkey I think this line's mostly filler. Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: DC Posts: 13,575	And everyone knows that vampires can hibernate for decades if necessary if there aren't enough people to go around. __________________ _________________ \|...............\| We live in the nick of times. \| Len 17, Wid 3 \| \|_______________\| [pics]

10-31-2006, 10:43 AM	#2
glatt ™ Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Arlington, VA Posts: 27,717	Whew! That's a relief.

10-31-2006, 10:44 AM	#3
Trilby Slattern of the Swail Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 15,654	Do me a favor and don't tell my 5 year-old nephew that. I've convinced him that vampires come out on Halloween night and he's psyched for it.

10-31-2006, 11:55 AM	#6
glatt ™ Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Arlington, VA Posts: 27,717	Oh, crap.

10-31-2006, 12:34 PM	#9
Sheldonrs Master Dwellar Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Los Angeles, CA Posts: 4,412	Anyone who believes that vampires don't exist has not been paying attention to the senate races. __________________ Laugh and the world laughs with you; cry and the world laughs AT you.

10-31-2006, 12:50 PM	#10
barefoot serpent go ahead, abbrev. it Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Lawrence, KS Posts: 2,623	so who is in charge of the blood banks? __________________ Chooses rowing vs. wading

10-31-2006, 02:09 PM	#11
Pie Gone and done Join Date: Sep 2001 Posts: 4,808	...and can't they feed off each other? __________________ per·son \ˈpər-sən\ (noun) - an ephemeral collection of small, irrational decisions The fun thing about evolution (and science in general) is that it happens whether you believe in it or not.

10-31-2006, 02:14 PM	#12
rkzenrage Guest Posts: n/a	And they kill most of their victims before they change... duh!

10-31-2006, 02:17 PM	#13
glatt ™ Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Arlington, VA Posts: 27,717	Stop it!

10-31-2006, 02:19 PM	#14
rkzenrage Guest Posts: n/a	They become tax collectors & social security workers when they hibernate.

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