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03-29-2007, 07:26 PM
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Songs with the word "asshole" in them
Okay, sycamore encouraged me to start this thread, but I really do want to know what other songs are out there with the word asshole in them, besides Denis Leary's "Asshole" song. Anyone got any? Oh yeah, and it has to be the whole word: asshole. Not just ass or hole. And if it is squaked by Courtney Love it doesn't count.
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03-29-2007, 07:36 PM
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I can hear my ears
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asshole son. weird al's cover of black hole sun. v. funny
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03-29-2007, 07:54 PM
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Person who doesn't update the user title
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The Urge--"Drunk Asshole"
Gene Simmons--"Asshole" Ween--"Hey Fat Boy (Asshole)" Pinto Bennett--"Honky Tonk Asshole" Thanks to Bob Sutton for his "help." |
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03-29-2007, 07:57 PM
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“Hypocrisy: prejudice with a halo”
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Lyrics: Frank Zappa - broken hearts are for assholes
Sheik Yerbouti Album
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03-29-2007, 09:43 PM
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UNDER CONDITIONAL MITIGATION
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Cherry Poppin' Daddies - "Drunk Daddy"
Mama married a big asshole Whiskey bottles on the floor He just keeps on watching TV Stepchild's tired of being poor Kitchen smells like rotten garbage I can't chew my food my face is sore Mama didn't come home last evening Neighbors say that she's a whore etc... It's a really uplifting song. 
Last edited by Clodfobble; 03-29-2007 at 09:45 PM. Reason: Wrong song title |
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03-29-2007, 09:57 PM
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To shreds, you say?
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At first glance, seems like there's a lot of them:
asshole
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03-30-2007, 06:39 AM
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still says videotape
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Nice linky.
Gotta love Kinky Friedman We don’t have no lovin’s in el paso We don’t go to porno picture shows We don’t swap our wives with our neighbors And we keep our kids away from mexico. And I’m proud to be an asshole from el paso A place where sweet young virgins are deflowered. You walk down the street knee-deep in tacos Ta-ta-ta-tacos And the wetbacks still get twenty cents an hour. We don’t wipe our asses on old glory, God and lone star beer are things we trust. We keep our women virgins till they’re married So hosin’ sheep is good enough for us. And I’m proud to be an asshole from el paso A place where sweet young virgins are deflowered. You walk down the street knee-deep in tacos Ta-ta-ta-tacos And the wetbacks still get twenty cents an hour. I’m proud to be an asshole from el paso A place where sweet young virgins are deflowered. You walk down that street knee-deep in tacos Ta-ta-ta-tacos And the wetbacks still get twenty cents an hour umm.. Kinky's words not mine... 
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03-30-2007, 07:35 AM
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Only one I can think of was from the RepoMan soundtrack. Something about "Pablo Picasso was never called an asshole"
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03-30-2007, 09:35 AM
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To shreds, you say?
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Allright, asshole songs were too easy, let's find songs with the word "tain't".
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03-30-2007, 10:11 AM
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Bush had this song that said something about "my asshole brother" I think...
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03-30-2007, 10:12 AM
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****************** There's a level of facility that everyone needs to accomplish, and from there it's a matter of deciding for yourself how important ultra-facility is to your expression. ... I found, like Joseph Campbell said, if you just follow whatever gives you a little joy or excitement or awe, then you're on the right track. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Terry Bozzio |
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03-30-2007, 10:18 AM
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Makes some feel uncomfortable
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03-30-2007, 11:21 AM
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What about...
I am a dumba$$
Last edited by SquadRat1; 03-30-2007 at 02:33 PM. Reason: Becuase I didn't read the whole starting post! |
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03-30-2007, 01:08 PM
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This was originally recorded by the Modern Lovers, but the two cover versions by John Cale and David Bowie are better known:
Pablo Picasso Well some people try to pick up girls And get called assholes This never happened to Pablo Picasso He could walk down your street And girls could not resist his stare and So Pablo Picasso was never called an asshole Well the girls would turn the color Of the avocado when he would drive Down their street in his El Dorado He could walk down your street And girls could not resist his stare Pablo Picasso never got called an asshole Not like you Alright Well he was only 5'3" But girls could not resist his stare Pablo Picasso never got called an asshole Not in New York Oh well be not schmuck, be not obnoxious, Be not bellbottom bummer or asshole Remember the story of Pablo Picasso He could walk down your street And girls could not resist his stare Pablo Picasso was never called an asshole Alright this is it Some people try to pick up girls And they get called an asshole This never happened to Pablo Picasso He could walk down your street And girls could not resist his stare and so Pablo Picasso was never called... |
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