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05-24-2007, 04:52 PM | #1 |
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Scientists report virgin shark birth
http://www.cnn.com/2007/TECH/science....ap/index.html
Scientists report virgin shark birth Story Highlights • Shark born in 2001 in a tank had three potential mothers • None had contact with a male hammerhead for at least three years • Scientists say female sharks can fertilize own eggs without sperm from males |
05-24-2007, 05:18 PM | #2 |
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Damn, there are no good shark names. Now, if it had been a whale I was going to make a crack about the offspring being called Moby Christ.
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05-24-2007, 05:41 PM | #3 |
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Jawsus!
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05-24-2007, 07:11 PM | #4 |
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how can you have a virgin fish? they don't even screw.
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05-24-2007, 07:46 PM | #6 |
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Well, Jesus was a fisherman, as well as a carpenter.
This is just a natural progression. Now, when we see Joey Rats coming to the podium, we'll hear the theme from "Jaws".
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05-24-2007, 09:05 PM | #8 |
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05-25-2007, 09:32 AM | #9 |
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omg, you all are cracking me up!
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