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How about those wacky Buddhists?
*shrug*
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I can hear my ears
Join Date: Oct 2003
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easily the least offensive of all 'religions'
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The Un-Tuckian
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Buddhism...I think he's doing it wrong.
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HA!
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He said 'make me one with everything' then the McEverything guy stole the idea so he went on a rampage.
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'make me one with everything'
HA! Me: glad he's taking a dirt nap. |
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Старый сержант
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He who knows, doesn't say.
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Read? I only know how to write.
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Keeping up with the neighbors. Buddhists killed more than ten in Washington. So extremist Muslims must kill more than sixty in a mall in Kenya. It proves the only people who will go to heaven, get fifty virgins, or be one with their ancestors are atheists.
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HA!
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I assure you, there are no atheists in heaven.
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I think this line's mostly filler.
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When you're in heaven, everyone tells you to believe in Supergod. If He doesn't exist, then where would God's morals come from? Anyone who doesn't is called an atheist.
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I can hear my ears
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Do you get into super heaven if you worship right?
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I think this line's mostly filler.
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Of course! Otherwise, why wouldn't you go around murdering all the other souls?
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Read? I only know how to write.
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Lesser gods take sides in all conflicts. Is god always on your side?
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Supergod
Gimme the SuperDevil.
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