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Old 09-17-2013, 08:51 AM   #1
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How about those wacky Buddhists?

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Old 09-17-2013, 09:04 AM   #2
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easily the least offensive of all 'religions'
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Old 09-17-2013, 04:59 PM   #3
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Buddhism...I think he's doing it wrong.
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Old 09-18-2013, 08:26 AM   #4
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Old 09-18-2013, 11:23 AM   #5
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He said 'make me one with everything' then the McEverything guy stole the idea so he went on a rampage.

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Old 09-19-2013, 09:23 AM   #6
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'make me one with everything'

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Me: glad he's taking a dirt nap.
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Old 09-22-2013, 01:19 PM   #7
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Old 09-23-2013, 06:06 AM   #8
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Keeping up with the neighbors. Buddhists killed more than ten in Washington. So extremist Muslims must kill more than sixty in a mall in Kenya. It proves the only people who will go to heaven, get fifty virgins, or be one with their ancestors are atheists.
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Old 09-23-2013, 08:57 AM   #9
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Old 09-24-2013, 04:31 PM   #10
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I assure you, there are no atheists in heaven.

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Old 09-24-2013, 04:35 PM   #11
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When you're in heaven, everyone tells you to believe in Supergod. If He doesn't exist, then where would God's morals come from? Anyone who doesn't is called an atheist.
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Old 09-25-2013, 09:55 AM   #12
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Do you get into super heaven if you worship right?
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Old 09-25-2013, 12:09 PM   #13
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Of course! Otherwise, why wouldn't you go around murdering all the other souls?
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Old 09-26-2013, 06:30 AM   #14
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Lesser gods take sides in all conflicts. Is god always on your side?
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Old 09-26-2013, 02:48 PM   #15
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Supergod

Gimme the SuperDevil.
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