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Old 09-11-2008, 04:02 PM   #1
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Could your DISH SOAP contain E COLI BACTERIA?!

Find out--tonight at eleven. Also, a story about a one-legged dog who plays canasta.
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Old 09-11-2008, 04:19 PM   #2
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Flint, those jerks on the local news won't tell you at 11:00 if your soap dish has bacteria in it. They won't get around to telling you until just before the sports and weather. They will lead with a murder and a couple fatal traffic accidents, then the attempted sexual assault on campus, and then they will go to commercial.

P.S. the dog story comes on after the sports.
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Old 09-11-2008, 05:06 PM   #3
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Does local news still exist? I thought surely they'd given up by now.
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