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01-08-2009, 03:15 PM
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I can hear my ears
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Pardon my Penis
http://cellar.org/showthread.php?t=19184
excuse me while i whip this out careful, you'll step on it. oh i'm sorry....well who told you to bend over in front of it like that......the thing has a mind of it's own, i swear. actually it's only 4 inches.....from the ground. i jest....it's only 3 inches ....but diameter isn't everything. cock
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01-08-2009, 03:21 PM
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We have to go back, Kate!
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That's brilliant. A multi-layered clone thread.
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01-08-2009, 03:25 PM
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Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya?
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It's Cockamania! Cockapalooza! Cockporium!
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01-08-2009, 03:27 PM
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Snowflake
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This year the winter storms have left us overstocked and up to our necks in... Cock rings! Cock rings! Cock rings.
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01-08-2009, 03:29 PM
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Looking forward to open mic night.
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What? Where? *looks around* lol!
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01-08-2009, 03:34 PM
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We have to go back, Kate!
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Fuck, I'd just taken a mouthful of tea. It started as a slight smile, then I got to the echo and choked. |
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01-08-2009, 03:46 PM
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I can hear my ears
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::cough::chokes on cock rings:::cough:::
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01-08-2009, 03:47 PM
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We have to go back, Kate!
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01-08-2009, 06:37 PM
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When Do I Get Virtual Unreality?
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How can I pardon your penis if we don't know what its been convicted of? Breaking and entering? Failure to yield? Operating a public nuisance?
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01-08-2009, 06:45 PM
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I can hear my ears
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p walking
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01-08-2009, 07:00 PM
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To shreds, you say?
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Dumping waste in a recreation area
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01-08-2009, 07:02 PM
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To shreds, you say?
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Does anyone remember that NAtional Lampoon parody of WWII proganda posters,
"Loose tits sink ships" That was funny. I wonder whatever happened to all my old national lampoons?
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01-08-2009, 07:17 PM
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Blatantly Homosapien
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I loved the 'poon.
BTW the charges are as follows: Disturbing the peice.
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01-08-2009, 08:26 PM
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I hear them call the tide
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Looks like -rather than a pardon- jim's penis has been released into wolf's care.....
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01-08-2009, 08:32 PM
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We have to go back, Kate!
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Bet that pinches...
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