Insults

Gravdigr · 05-21-2010, 04:37 PM

I need new ones. One sentence, as offensive as possible. (Not too personal)

Something like:

Amy Winehouse looks like a wet, sticky, AIDS-infected, anorexic, syphilated wharf rat.

Or:

Oh yeah, well, your cooch stinks.

Be as creative or as base as you want. Have at it, but try not to piss anybody off (like "LumberJim is a big ol' dumbhead."

).

Sheldonrs · 05-21-2010, 04:58 PM

"Your hair looks so beautiful! I guess keeping your head up your ass prevents split ends and sun damage."

Ibby · 05-21-2010, 04:58 PM

Lumberjim is a big ol'...
softie.

squirell nutkin · 05-21-2010, 05:27 PM

Actually heard someone say this about an employer:

"He's a goddamn filthy bag-lapper and he can lap my bag. And if that ain't filthy enough for him, he can lap his own."

lumberjim · 05-21-2010, 05:29 PM

DOGLICKER

GunMaster357 · 05-21-2010, 05:32 PM

Depending on the situation...

You're such a bootlicker that you got calluses on your tongue.

Nirvana · 05-21-2010, 05:47 PM

He comes from a long line of real estate people -- they're a vacant lot.

monster · 05-21-2010, 06:40 PM

Sleep with you? I'd rather barf through my peehole.

Elspode · 05-21-2010, 08:44 PM

Boy, the whole "one sentence" thing went right out the window.

A shitball like you should be wiped off of the planet, but there isn't any such thing as a roll of toilet paper the size of the Sun."

Cicero · 05-21-2010, 09:18 PM

I came up with a new one along the lines of "car wash cu**". Of course, a rip-off.

New one:
K-mart Parking Lot Hooker!
My new one. I like it. You can change it if you want as you can be versatile with the word Hooker and change it out with even dirtier slang terms. You may even add to it if you wish, with adjectives...

I even made a back-story for the life of a k-mart parking lot hooker.... I have an active imagination. It includes jelly shoes, and 50 cents to ride the kids rides.

Sheldonrs · 05-21-2010, 10:04 PM

"So THAT'S what a prom-night dumpster baby looks like if it lives!"

toranokaze · 05-22-2010, 12:52 AM

" I bet your mom cries herself to sleep every night thinking, ' I should have got that abortion'"

spudcon · 05-22-2010, 05:14 AM

"If I had a head like yours I'd circumcise it."

Griff · 05-22-2010, 06:49 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by squirell nutkin

Actually heard someone say this about an employer:

"He's a goddamn filthy bag-lapper and he can lap my bag. And if that ain't filthy enough for him, he can lap his own."

It takes a certain rural New England accent to carry that off.

squirell nutkin · 05-22-2010, 12:17 PM

Northern Vermont to be specific.

05-21-2010, 04:37 PM	#1
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	Insults I need new ones. One sentence, as offensive as possible. (Not too personal) Something like: Amy Winehouse looks like a wet, sticky, AIDS-infected, anorexic, syphilated wharf rat. Or: Oh yeah, well, your cooch stinks. Be as creative or as base as you want. Have at it, but try not to piss anybody off (like "LumberJim is a big ol' dumbhead."). __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

05-21-2010, 04:58 PM	#2
Sheldonrs Master Dwellar Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Los Angeles, CA Posts: 4,412	"Your hair looks so beautiful! I guess keeping your head up your ass prevents split ends and sun damage." __________________ Laugh and the world laughs with you; cry and the world laughs AT you.

05-21-2010, 04:58 PM	#3
Ibby erika Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: "the high up north" Posts: 6,127	Lumberjim is a big ol'... softie. __________________ not really back, you didn't see me, i was never here shhhhhh

05-21-2010, 05:27 PM	#4
squirell nutkin has a second hand user title Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: in a Nut House Posts: 2,017	Actually heard someone say this about an employer: "He's a goddamn filthy bag-lapper and he can lap my bag. And if that ain't filthy enough for him, he can lap his own." __________________ And now I'm finished posting.

05-21-2010, 05:29 PM	#5
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	DOGLICKER __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

05-21-2010, 05:32 PM	#6
GunMaster357 Professor Join Date: Apr 2010 Location: Brest (FRANCE) Posts: 1,837	Depending on the situation... You're such a bootlicker that you got calluses on your tongue. __________________ "War is God's way of teaching Americans geography." - Ambrose Bierce

05-21-2010, 05:47 PM	#7
Nirvana Back in 10 Join Date: Aug 2008 Posts: 3,684	He comes from a long line of real estate people -- they're a vacant lot. __________________ Speaking simply... do not confuse this with having a simple mind.

05-21-2010, 06:40 PM	#8
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	Sleep with you? I'd rather barf through my peehole. __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

05-21-2010, 08:44 PM	#9
Elspode When Do I Get Virtual Unreality? Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Raytown, Missouri Posts: 12,719	Boy, the whole "one sentence" thing went right out the window. A shitball like you should be wiped off of the planet, but there isn't any such thing as a roll of toilet paper the size of the Sun." __________________ "To those of you who are wearing ties, I think my dad would appreciate it if you took them off." - Robert Moog

05-21-2010, 09:18 PM	#10
Cicero Looking forward to open mic night. Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: New Mexico Posts: 5,148	I came up with a new one along the lines of "car wash cu**". Of course, a rip-off. New one: K-mart Parking Lot Hooker! My new one. I like it. You can change it if you want as you can be versatile with the word Hooker and change it out with even dirtier slang terms. You may even add to it if you wish, with adjectives... I even made a back-story for the life of a k-mart parking lot hooker.... I have an active imagination. It includes jelly shoes, and 50 cents to ride the kids rides. __________________ Show me a sane man, and I will cure him for you.- Carl Jung

05-21-2010, 10:04 PM	#11
Sheldonrs Master Dwellar Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Los Angeles, CA Posts: 4,412	"So THAT'S what a prom-night dumpster baby looks like if it lives!" __________________ Laugh and the world laughs with you; cry and the world laughs AT you.

05-22-2010, 12:52 AM	#12
toranokaze I'm still a jerk Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Little Mexico Posts: 1,817	" I bet your mom cries herself to sleep every night thinking, ' I should have got that abortion'"

05-22-2010, 05:14 AM	#13
spudcon Beware of potatoes Join Date: May 2007 Location: Upstate NY, USA Posts: 2,078	"If I had a head like yours I'd circumcise it." __________________ "I believe that being despised by the despicable is as good as being admired by the admirable."

05-22-2010, 12:17 PM	#15
squirell nutkin has a second hand user title Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: in a Nut House Posts: 2,017	Northern Vermont to be specific. __________________ And now I'm finished posting.

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