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Old 02-03-2012, 05:17 PM   #1
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I'm Confused Again

Ok. All of you know I get confused about things on here pretty easy at times. Someone needs to explain this to me:

I had a beautiful woman send me a picture of a cock and a ruler. How do I interpret this?
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Old 02-03-2012, 05:23 PM   #2
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A chicken and a king?
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Old 02-03-2012, 05:26 PM   #3
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That's IT! Chicken a la King! Someone wants you to make them Chicken a la King!

Someone's hungry!
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Old 02-03-2012, 05:28 PM   #4
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Whew....I was afraid it meant hers is bigger than mine
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Old 02-03-2012, 06:26 PM   #5
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I thought it might mean she wants to know how big the cock is.
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Old 02-03-2012, 06:51 PM   #6
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How do you know it was a woman?
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Old 02-03-2012, 07:39 PM   #7
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She's into S&M and wants to know if you're too chicken to give her a spanking with that ruler.
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Old 02-04-2012, 01:08 AM   #8
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I had a beautiful woman send me a picture of a cock and a ruler. How do I interpret this?
That's how.
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Old 02-04-2012, 01:33 AM   #9
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holy shit. i get bowed up a work for a week and someone is sending sarge chicken s&m pics? and i missed this? damn.
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Old 02-04-2012, 03:11 AM   #10
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It's Greek philosophy.


Cock + ruler = Man is the measure of all things.
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Old 02-05-2012, 06:50 AM   #11
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Don't be so sure it was a woman, Sarge.
Have you cock-blocked anyone recently?

It could be a threat.
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Old 02-05-2012, 02:35 PM   #12
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It may mean "You must be this long to ride this ride."
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Old 02-06-2012, 12:33 AM   #13
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I think Gravdigr is probably right. Damn , I'm doomed. It seems like the older I get the more my dick shrinks and the bigger my balls get. Sigh. Plus my butt is getting flatter.

The bad thing is it is the most beautiful woman on the cellar that sent it.....
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Old 02-06-2012, 10:28 AM   #14
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I had NOTHING to do with it!!
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Old 02-06-2012, 11:10 AM   #15
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Pamela...tsk...tsk....you're the only beautiful woman who can just whip it out to take a picture. Don't deny it.
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