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10-14-2011, 05:19 AM
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Doctor Wtf
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Cellar citizenship test
20 questions, what should they be?
1. How many monkeys are there in the Cellar? a. One b. Two c. Infinity d. An infinity of infinities.
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10-14-2011, 07:14 AM
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Person who doesn't update the user title
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2) Is it a whale or a dolphin?
3) What are you not sorry about? a) ur dog b) ur anus c) ur finger d) uraguay |
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10-14-2011, 08:41 AM
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a beautiful fool
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4) Ketchup or Mustard on your Hot Dog
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10-14-2011, 08:52 AM
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trying hard to be a better person
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Your oats should be;
a) whole b) steel cut c) instant d) we don't eat oats here
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10-14-2011, 08:59 AM
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You are travelling down the Cellar steps at 5 steps per minute. Flint is travelling up the same steps at 3 steps per minute. Assuming no values for wind or current, on what step will Flint buttfuck you in the mouth?
a) 39 steps b) 12 steps c) 99 steps d) one small step |
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10-14-2011, 10:40 AM
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I hear them call the tide
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Which which type of penis should you fuck radar?
a) whale b) dolphin c) dead hobo d) not even with TheMercenary's
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10-14-2011, 10:40 AM
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I hear them call the tide
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shouldn't it be a Dwellardom test?
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The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart |
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10-14-2011, 12:03 PM
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polaroid of perfection
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I'm waiting for the essay question.
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10-14-2011, 12:13 PM
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Compare and Contrast: God Damn Fools and Top Management.
You have 15 minutes. GO! |
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10-14-2011, 12:26 PM
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Encroaching on your decrees
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It's Friday and you see a picture of a cute baby chipmunk on Image of teh Day, Your initial reaction is to:
a) get out some recipe books OR b) call 3Foot Please choose and explain why (or how).
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10-14-2011, 12:27 PM
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Encroaching on your decrees
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What is the correct way to spell the following words:
a) teh b) dwellar
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10-14-2011, 12:39 PM
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I hear them call the tide
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Quote:
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10-14-2011, 12:41 PM
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10-14-2011, 01:24 PM
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The Un-Tuckian
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Can a dolphin take off from a treadmill?
Y/N
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10-14-2011, 01:27 PM
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polaroid of perfection
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Examine the photo below.
Refer to an Emergency Unit? Y/N
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