I Stand for God and Country

JBKlyde · 12-24-2012, 10:21 PM

My Country, despite the Obama Revolution of Working Class New South. Is very much a Christian Nation. IF Not I would not be able to stand before you right here and say. I'm Free. I tested a black hole on Saddam Insane and and He Got recycled. Do you dare challenge this Black Hole and think that Your Life Too will Not get sucked up. I can prove that despite Obama's CLAIM that America is not Christian Nation. Do you see all the lights?? They are Celebrating what?? Not Patriots, Not Presidents, Not War, THey are celebrating CHRISTmas and that's what the people want. There is a very THIN red line of Media Sharks who think they can mislead the people. If you decide Obama's LIE is TRUE you are on the wrong side of love and you are treading very thin Ice. My country is the USA.

Disclaimer: Having a nut hanging contest is like the nastiest thing you could ever do so don't let them hand too long.

sexobon · 12-25-2012, 04:36 AM

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Originally Posted by JBKlyde

I Stand for God and Country

That means you get to be Marie. I'll be Donny and say that I stand for God and Rock 'n Roll!

JBKlyde · 12-25-2012, 01:28 PM

say what??

Griff · 12-25-2012, 02:48 PM

JBKlyde · 12-25-2012, 03:51 PM

radio edit: I can prove that despite Obama's CLAIM that America IS a Christian Nation.

I dunno I write faster than I think.. and I think faster than I act. America Is a Christian Nation. Presidents have NO right to dictate what there socio-religious doctrines are.. hey you don't believe in Santa, Fine, but don't ruin it for those who do.

monster · 12-25-2012, 06:47 PM

Almost all religions have a festival of lights at this time of year. It's got bollock-all to do with CHRISTmas and everything to do with the nights being long and the days being short in the northern Hemisphere.

Sincerely, your local neighborhood non-citizen atheist who has thousands of lights decorating the house and yard and gets thank you cards from the neighbors for cheering them up by keeping them in throughout long, miserable January.

JBKlyde · 12-25-2012, 07:24 PM

And it's only miserable because Santa gave you coal...

monster · 12-26-2012, 07:52 PM

1) read.... ain't miserable for me
2) coal ....burns -perfect for January fires
3) Santa ... really? How does that really fit with christianity? please do explain.

sexobon · 12-27-2012, 03:19 AM

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Originally Posted by monster

... 3) Santa ... really? How does that really fit with christianity? please do explain.

Santa and the Easter bunny are often regarded as childhood surrogates for Jesus Christ compatible with children's level of understanding.

Rhianne · 12-27-2012, 09:21 AM

No, no. Santa symbolises the wise men, trudging through the Palestinian snow to deliver booties and a new romper suit for the baby Christ and some cheap aftershave for his step-dad. Don't you people read your holy books?

monster · 12-27-2012, 09:34 PM

that was clearly where the hole in my book was.....

sexobon · 12-28-2012, 03:01 AM

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Originally Posted by Rhianne

No, no. Santa symbolises the wise men, trudging through the Palestinian snow to deliver booties and a new romper suit for the baby Christ and some cheap aftershave for his step-dad. Don't you people read your holy books?

I liked a Christmas card I saw with the three wise men on camels, the wise man in the lead holding a small chest of gold. One of the two trailing wise men says to the other "He brought gold, there goes the $15.00 gift limit!

Undertoad · 12-28-2012, 06:50 AM

It turns out the wise men are not in the bible. Another invented Christianity thing!

Clodfobble · 12-28-2012, 10:11 AM

Well, technically they're there. They just don't have names or a specific number, nor do they arrive at the manger, but rather sometime later after the birth.

My mother-in-law sets up her nativity each year with the wise men figurines set up way off to the side, to indicate that they were traveling, not there yet. Gotta settle that cognitive dissonance somehow...

infinite monkey · 12-28-2012, 10:13 AM

Yabbut there are plenty of wiseacres, or wisenheimers, in the bible.

12-24-2012, 10:21 PM	#1
JBKlyde Banned Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Encrypted Into an AmpitheaterWall Posts: 1,722	I Stand for God and Country My Country, despite the Obama Revolution of Working Class New South. Is very much a Christian Nation. IF Not I would not be able to stand before you right here and say. I'm Free. I tested a black hole on Saddam Insane and and He Got recycled. Do you dare challenge this Black Hole and think that Your Life Too will Not get sucked up. I can prove that despite Obama's CLAIM that America is not Christian Nation. Do you see all the lights?? They are Celebrating what?? Not Patriots, Not Presidents, Not War, THey are celebrating CHRISTmas and that's what the people want. There is a very THIN red line of Media Sharks who think they can mislead the people. If you decide Obama's LIE is TRUE you are on the wrong side of love and you are treading very thin Ice. My country is the USA. Disclaimer: Having a nut hanging contest is like the nastiest thing you could ever do so don't let them hand too long.

12-25-2012, 02:48 PM	#4
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12-25-2012, 03:51 PM	#5
JBKlyde Banned Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Encrypted Into an AmpitheaterWall Posts: 1,722	radio edit: I can prove that despite Obama's CLAIM that America IS a Christian Nation. I dunno I write faster than I think.. and I think faster than I act. America Is a Christian Nation. Presidents have NO right to dictate what there socio-religious doctrines are.. hey you don't believe in Santa, Fine, but don't ruin it for those who do. Last edited by JBKlyde; 12-25-2012 at 04:23 PM.

12-25-2012, 06:47 PM	#6
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	Almost all religions have a festival of lights at this time of year. It's got bollock-all to do with CHRISTmas and everything to do with the nights being long and the days being short in the northern Hemisphere. Sincerely, your local neighborhood non-citizen atheist who has thousands of lights decorating the house and yard and gets thank you cards from the neighbors for cheering them up by keeping them in throughout long, miserable January. __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

12-26-2012, 07:52 PM	#8
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	1) read.... ain't miserable for me 2) coal ....burns -perfect for January fires 3) Santa ... really? How does that really fit with christianity? please do explain. __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

12-25-2012, 01:28 PM	#3
JBKlyde Banned Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Encrypted Into an AmpitheaterWall Posts: 1,722	say what??

12-25-2012, 07:24 PM	#7
JBKlyde Banned Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Encrypted Into an AmpitheaterWall Posts: 1,722	And it's only miserable because Santa gave you coal...

12-27-2012, 09:21 AM	#10
Rhianne Nearly done. Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Teetering on the edge. Posts: 1,134	No, no. Santa symbolises the wise men, trudging through the Palestinian snow to deliver booties and a new romper suit for the baby Christ and some cheap aftershave for his step-dad. Don't you people read your holy books?

12-27-2012, 09:34 PM	#11
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	that was clearly where the hole in my book was..... __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

12-28-2012, 06:50 AM	#13
Undertoad Radical Centrist Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Cottage of Prussia Posts: 31,423	It turns out the wise men are not in the bible. Another invented Christianity thing!

12-28-2012, 10:11 AM	#14
Clodfobble UNDER CONDITIONAL MITIGATION Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Austin, TX Posts: 20,012	Well, technically they're there. They just don't have names or a specific number, nor do they arrive at the manger, but rather sometime later after the birth. My mother-in-law sets up her nativity each year with the wise men figurines set up way off to the side, to indicate that they were traveling, not there yet. Gotta settle that cognitive dissonance somehow... __________________ My book My other book My spirit animal

12-28-2012, 10:13 AM	#15
infinite monkey Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Mar 2011 Posts: 13,002	Yabbut there are plenty of wiseacres, or wisenheimers, in the bible.

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