Tabloid headlines of the near future

Nothing But Net · 11-12-2003, 05:35 AM

"Jessica Lynch's bondsman claims he sprung her, not the Army!"

"Keith Richards becomes world's oldest man at the age of 65!"

"Anton Shepps exposed as al-Quida operative. Claims he was 'just a patsy'."

This is fun. Add your own.

lumberjim · 11-12-2003, 04:02 PM

mass murder/ suicide in local high school:
schoolmates say,

" i don't know, she was kind of a loner. kept to herself. spent most of her time posting to message boards"

xoxoxoBruce · 11-12-2003, 04:58 PM

George Bush Sr says " The little shit wouldn't listen to me when I told him it's about the economy".

tonksy · 11-12-2003, 05:09 PM

"prince william revealed as antichrist....high tea in hell!"

Nothing But Net · 11-13-2003, 12:11 AM

"Man known only as 'Nothing But Net' tops Wilt Chamberlain's long standing scoring record"

SteveDallas · 11-13-2003, 09:04 AM

Local man visited Internet message boards for intelligent conversation, thoughtful commentary
Shocked & disgusted neighbors ask for police protection
"Why can't Daddy look for naked women like everybody else?" asks distraught daughter

Undertoad · 11-13-2003, 09:13 AM

Texas man arrested for remarkable acts of lewdness
"Definitely looked eighteen to me," camera-holding perp calling himself "Enn Bee Enn" claims

elSicomoro · 11-13-2003, 10:12 AM

Virginia Man Killed by Calif. Biologist
Members of internet message board say "he had it coming"

Undertoad · 11-13-2003, 10:21 AM

DC-area military firm says it has developed phenomenal new weapon
Flamage test, delivered over Internet, accidentally causes massive fires around San Diego area

lumberjim · 11-13-2003, 10:23 AM

step aside, sybill

we have a new multi schizzophrenic member

11-13-2003, 11:35 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Undertoad
DC-area military firm says it has developed phenomenal new weapon
Flamage test, delivered over Internet, accidentally causes massive fires around San Diego area

!!!

Torrere · 11-14-2003, 03:55 AM

"Virgin Mary found in street map of downtown Los Angelos! Millions flock to site for worship!"

11-12-2003, 05:35 AM	#1
Nothing But Net Professor Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: Spring, Texas Posts: 1,481	Tabloid headlines of the near future "Jessica Lynch's bondsman claims he sprung her, not the Army!" "Keith Richards becomes world's oldest man at the age of 65!" "Anton Shepps exposed as al-Quida operative. Claims he was 'just a patsy'." This is fun. Add your own.

11-12-2003, 04:02 PM	#2
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	mass murder/ suicide in local high school: schoolmates say, " i don't know, she was kind of a loner. kept to herself. spent most of her time posting to message boards" __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

11-12-2003, 04:58 PM	#3
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	George Bush Sr says " The little shit wouldn't listen to me when I told him it's about the economy". __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

11-12-2003, 05:09 PM	#4
tonksy 100:10100 Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: louisiana Posts: 96	"prince william revealed as antichrist....high tea in hell!" __________________ ...with all of our running and all of our cunning, if we couldn't laugh we would all go insane...

11-13-2003, 10:23 AM	#10
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	step aside, sybill we have a new multi schizzophrenic member __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

11-13-2003, 12:11 AM	#5
Nothing But Net Professor Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: Spring, Texas Posts: 1,481	"Man known only as 'Nothing But Net' tops Wilt Chamberlain's long standing scoring record"

11-13-2003, 09:04 AM	#6
SteveDallas Your Bartender Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Philly Burbs, PA Posts: 7,651	Local man visited Internet message boards for intelligent conversation, thoughtful commentary Shocked & disgusted neighbors ask for police protection "Why can't Daddy look for naked women like everybody else?" asks distraught daughter

11-13-2003, 09:13 AM	#7
Undertoad Radical Centrist Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Cottage of Prussia Posts: 31,423	Texas man arrested for remarkable acts of lewdness "Definitely looked eighteen to me," camera-holding perp calling himself "Enn Bee Enn" claims

11-13-2003, 10:12 AM	#8
elSicomoro Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Jan 2001 Posts: 12,486	Virginia Man Killed by Calif. Biologist Members of internet message board say "he had it coming"

11-13-2003, 10:21 AM	#9
Undertoad Radical Centrist Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Cottage of Prussia Posts: 31,423	DC-area military firm says it has developed phenomenal new weapon Flamage test, delivered over Internet, accidentally causes massive fires around San Diego area

11-14-2003, 03:55 AM	#12
Torrere a real smartass Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: Kirkland, WA Posts: 1,121	"Virgin Mary found in street map of downtown Los Angelos! Millions flock to site for worship!"

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