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11-12-2004, 12:12 AM
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When Do I Get Virtual Unreality?
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NOOOOOOoooooooo!!!!!
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11-12-2004, 12:43 AM
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Constitutional Scholar
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Oh the humanity!!! The HORROR!!! Why God Why!?!?
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11-12-2004, 01:53 AM
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Not half the God I used to be
Join Date: Dec 2002
Location: everywhere but enjoy the Vets club best
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Why? Because I work in mysterious ways. Not buying that? Ok, here's the scoop.
False alarms. Yes, you read me correctly. You beer drinkers often overindulge and well.....get sick. Who do you call when you're heads in the toilet? Me. Beer drinkers also often have wild intense sex and again call me in the moment. Oh God, oh God. Like I dont know what you are doing. Like I havent *seen* the hooters of the chick you are banging. Please. I created the whole act, I know already! Been there, made that. When I'm watching Fox News, I dont want to be disturbed with false alarms. This little "accident" should get me through an entire segment without some moron calling me. I like to be responsive but Jesus Christ, make it a real request and we'll talk. |
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11-12-2004, 10:28 AM
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lobber of scimitars
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According to the story the water supply and highways were not contaminated.
That's nice. But Did they manage to save any of the beer!? I also note that there is no mention of what brand it was. If it's, say, Budweiser, I'm not all that concerned. But if it was GOOD beer ... oh the humanity!!
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11-12-2004, 07:19 PM
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King Of Wishful Thinking
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So, did they arrest the engineer?
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Exercise your rights and remember your obligations - VOTE!I have always believed that hope is that stubborn thing inside us that insists, despite all the evidence to the contrary, that something better awaits us so long as we have the courage to keep reaching, to keep working, to keep fighting. -- Barack Hussein Obama |
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11-12-2004, 08:27 PM
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The future is unwritten
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11-13-2004, 12:21 AM
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lobber of scimitars
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11-13-2004, 06:47 AM
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King Of Wishful Thinking
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Exercise your rights and remember your obligations - VOTE!I have always believed that hope is that stubborn thing inside us that insists, despite all the evidence to the contrary, that something better awaits us so long as we have the courage to keep reaching, to keep working, to keep fighting. -- Barack Hussein Obama |
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