Cellarites in the new year

[Griff]

Lookout 123- Will replace me in the Libertarian Party aschewing Republicanism for the intoxication of free markets and gay bars as far as the eye can see. He will be a few votes shy of 1.2% in the election of 2008.

Undertoad- After the stunning rise to the top of the music world by the Nik Everett Group, Ut will throw off technology and all worldly goods moving to a Pennsyltucky hilltop where he will make primitive sounds with a large wooden spoon and a can of pinto beans.

Sycamore- Will get a temp gig in the offices of Rick Santorum rising from chief cook and bottle washer to most trusted aide. Look for him behind the mics in the White House in 2009.

Griff- Will be herded off to the funny farm after his theory of autism as human evolution is published. He is eventually released after signing a no bison agreement.

tw- After his assignment as a columnist in the USA today causes an international ink shortage he goes back to Yale for his Masters in Business Administration.

(your ideas here)