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02-03-2012, 06:17 PM
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Werepandas - lurking in your shadows
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I'm Confused Again
Ok. All of you know I get confused about things on here pretty easy at times. Someone needs to explain this to me:
I had a beautiful woman send me a picture of a cock and a ruler. How do I interpret this?
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02-03-2012, 06:23 PM
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Nearly done.
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A chicken and a king?
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02-03-2012, 06:26 PM
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Person who doesn't update the user title
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That's IT! Chicken a la King! Someone wants you to make them Chicken a la King!
Someone's hungry! |
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02-03-2012, 06:28 PM
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Werepandas - lurking in your shadows
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Whew....I was afraid it meant hers is bigger than mine
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02-03-2012, 07:26 PM
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I thought it might mean she wants to know how big the cock is.
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02-03-2012, 07:51 PM
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How do you know it was a woman?
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02-03-2012, 08:39 PM
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She's into S&M and wants to know if you're too chicken to give her a spanking with that ruler.
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02-04-2012, 02:08 AM
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trying hard to be a better person
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Quote:
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02-04-2012, 02:33 AM
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Master Dwellar
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holy shit. i get bowed up a work for a week and someone is sending sarge chicken s&m pics? and i missed this? damn.
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02-04-2012, 04:11 AM
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Doctor Wtf
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It's Greek philosophy.
Cock + ruler = Man is the measure of all things.
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Shut up and hug. MoreThanPretty, Nov 5, 2008. Just because I'm nominally polite, does not make me a pussy. Sundae Girl. |
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02-05-2012, 07:50 AM
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Operations Operative
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Don't be so sure it was a woman, Sarge.
Have you cock-blocked anyone recently? It could be a threat. |
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02-05-2012, 03:35 PM
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The Un-Tuckian
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It may mean "You must be this long to ride this ride."
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02-06-2012, 01:33 AM
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Werepandas - lurking in your shadows
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I think Gravdigr is probably right. Damn , I'm doomed. It seems like the older I get the more my dick shrinks and the bigger my balls get. Sigh. Plus my butt is getting flatter.
The bad thing is it is the most beautiful woman on the cellar that sent it.....
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02-06-2012, 11:28 AM
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Cleverly disguised as a responsible adult
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I had NOTHING to do with it!!
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02-06-2012, 12:10 PM
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Junior Master Dwellar
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Pamela...tsk...tsk....you're the only beautiful woman who can just whip it out to take a picture. Don't deny it.
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