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07-02-2006, 02:09 PM
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Slattern of the Swail
Join Date: Jul 2004
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Huge Gobs of Nerd Love
i attract nerds. I know I've mentioned this before. However, I never truly understood my unique power of nerd-attraction until very recently.
I was lasso'd into attending a university-sponsored event celebrating the works of a very deserving man who gave LOADS (one assumes) to said university and managed to launch a study as well! I dressed (I hope to god) appropriately and managed to get every canape into my mouth without incident. This caught the amorous eye of a Complete Nerd ( I nearly said Narc!) who immediately assailed me with unwanted (No! No!) attentions. I am no amatuer, sir. This has happened before (see the 'I've met your brethren' thread) and I've been strong. However, this actual time...I...I....I succumed. I HAD SEX WITH A BIG FREAKIN' NERD! Now, are you happy?
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In Barrie's play and novel, the roles of fairies are brief: they are allies to the Lost Boys, the source of fairy dust and ...They are portrayed as dangerous, whimsical and extremely clever but quite hedonistic. "Shall I give you a kiss?" Peter asked and, jerking an acorn button off his coat, solemnly presented it to her. —James Barrie Wimminfolk they be tricksy. - ZenGum |
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07-02-2006, 04:22 PM
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red-shirt guy
Join Date: Jun 2006
Location: Colorado
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Speaking for nerds everywhere, if we really want you, it's as good as done. Resistance is useless.
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07-04-2006, 01:59 AM
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Goon Squad Leader
Join Date: Nov 2004
Location: Seattle
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If you were speaking for us nerds everywhere, you would have said resistance is futile. Poser.
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07-04-2006, 11:43 AM
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red-shirt guy
Join Date: Jun 2006
Location: Colorado
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Or my newegg wish lists.
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07-02-2006, 04:33 PM
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Blatantly Homosapien
Join Date: Mar 2004
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Yes.
I am happy. Good to know someone's gettin some.
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07-02-2006, 07:13 PM
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Cardigan-wearing man
Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: Much Binding In The Marsh
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... not till you post the pictures......
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I *like* wearing cardigans...... my current favourite is an orange cable-knit with real leatherette buttons. |
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07-02-2006, 07:31 PM
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in the Hour of Scampering
Join Date: Jan 2001
Location: Jeffersonville PA (15 mi NW of Philadelphia)
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"Neither can his Mind be thought to be in Tune,whose words do jarre; nor his reason In frame, whose sentence is preposterous..." |
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07-02-2006, 08:46 PM
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Bitchy Little Brat
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: Queensland, Australia
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Was he good Bri??
I ask, not because I am a nosey pervert, but for future reference 
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07-03-2006, 01:42 AM
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lobber of scimitars
Join Date: Jul 2001
Location: Phila Burbs
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Nerds spend a great deal of time reading and researching and planning.
Many nerds have unexpectedly fine sexual technique, and a really short learning curve.
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07-03-2006, 07:44 AM
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Don't pop a vein
Join Date: Jun 2004
Location: in my own mind
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Amen sista... Wolf - I wish you would've added the words "can I get a witness" at the end of your post. 'Cause I'm here to testify - Woohoo :p |
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07-03-2006, 07:45 AM
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in the Hour of Scampering
Join Date: Jan 2001
Location: Jeffersonville PA (15 mi NW of Philadelphia)
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07-04-2006, 10:03 AM
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King Of Wishful Thinking
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Exercise your rights and remember your obligations - VOTE!I have always believed that hope is that stubborn thing inside us that insists, despite all the evidence to the contrary, that something better awaits us so long as we have the courage to keep reaching, to keep working, to keep fighting. -- Barack Hussein Obama |
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07-04-2006, 10:51 AM
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in the Hour of Scampering
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Location: Jeffersonville PA (15 mi NW of Philadelphia)
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Given the directionality and range, I'd guess it's UHF at least, perhaps near microwave.
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07-03-2006, 11:48 AM
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Gone and done
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per·son \ˈpər-sən\ (noun) - an ephemeral collection of small, irrational decisions The fun thing about evolution (and science in general) is that it happens whether you believe in it or not. |
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07-03-2006, 04:32 PM
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Encroaching on your decrees
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