I took a 12-year old to bed

HungLikeJesus · 04-13-2007, 10:48 AM

Based on a true story.

I took a 12-year old to bed
My wife was out of town

I'll have to change the pillow case,
The sheets are streaked with brown

I hit my elbow on the point
and threw the rocks glass down

Next time I'll switch to Absolute
and skip the Highland Crown

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Ok, so this is about spilling whiskey on the bed; I hope I didn't give the wrong impression.

I couldn't find a whiskey/bourbon/scotch with the right name, but Highland Crown sounds like it could be genuine (I was actually drinking Macallan 12-yr-old).

DanaC · 04-13-2007, 10:53 AM

I really really like that.

HungLikeJesus · 04-13-2007, 11:01 AM

Originally it was going to start:

I took a 12-year old to bed
So soft and smooth and mellow

But I wasn't getting any inspiration except "pillow," which I didn't really like.

DanaC · 04-13-2007, 11:08 AM

*chuckles* yeah. I can see how that might be difficult to follow on from. Shame though, was a nice line. But....i think the lineyou went with is actually much better. It makes it seem more illicit.

Sheldonrs · 04-13-2007, 11:11 AM

Bedophile!!!

HungLikeJesus · 04-13-2007, 11:20 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sheldonrs

Bedophile!!!

Yes, I love that bed. It's a great bed. It weighs 6,000 pounds. It has a roll-cage and 3 USB ports. It smells like vanilla.

xoxoxoBruce · 04-22-2007, 08:30 PM

I took a 12-year old to bed
So soft and smooth and mellow

My conscience isn't troubled
I'm not that sort of fellow

She's a lovely golden amber
not some weak, anemic yellow

Smooth single malt Glenfiddich
Not rotgut blended Bellows

HungLikeJesus · 04-22-2007, 09:37 PM

xoB - (may I call you xoB?) - very nice. We should have a "create a poem starting with..." thread.

04-13-2007, 10:48 AM	#1
HungLikeJesus Only looks like a disaster tourist Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: above 7,000 feet Posts: 7,208	I took a 12-year old to bed Based on a true story. I took a 12-year old to bed My wife was out of town I'll have to change the pillow case, The sheets are streaked with brown I hit my elbow on the point and threw the rocks glass down Next time I'll switch to Absolute and skip the Highland Crown ------------------------------------------ Ok, so this is about spilling whiskey on the bed; I hope I didn't give the wrong impression. I couldn't find a whiskey/bourbon/scotch with the right name, but Highland Crown sounds like it could be genuine (I was actually drinking Macallan 12-yr-old). __________________ Keep Your Bodies Off My Lawn SteveDallas's Random Thread Picker.

04-13-2007, 11:01 AM	#3
HungLikeJesus Only looks like a disaster tourist Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: above 7,000 feet Posts: 7,208	Originally it was going to start: I took a 12-year old to bed So soft and smooth and mellow But I wasn't getting any inspiration except "pillow," which I didn't really like. __________________ Keep Your Bodies Off My Lawn SteveDallas's Random Thread Picker.

04-13-2007, 11:11 AM	#5
Sheldonrs Master Dwellar Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Los Angeles, CA Posts: 4,412	Bedophile!!! __________________ Laugh and the world laughs with you; cry and the world laughs AT you.

04-22-2007, 08:30 PM	#7
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	I took a 12-year old to bed So soft and smooth and mellow My conscience isn't troubled I'm not that sort of fellow She's a lovely golden amber not some weak, anemic yellow Smooth single malt Glenfiddich Not rotgut blended Bellows __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

04-22-2007, 09:37 PM	#8
HungLikeJesus Only looks like a disaster tourist Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: above 7,000 feet Posts: 7,208	xoB - (may I call you xoB?) - very nice. We should have a "create a poem starting with..." thread. __________________ Keep Your Bodies Off My Lawn SteveDallas's Random Thread Picker.

04-13-2007, 10:53 AM	#2
DanaC We have to go back, Kate! Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Yorkshire Posts: 25,964	I really really like that.

04-13-2007, 11:08 AM	#4
DanaC We have to go back, Kate! Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Yorkshire Posts: 25,964	chuckles yeah. I can see how that might be difficult to follow on from. Shame though, was a nice line. But....i think the lineyou went with is actually much better. It makes it seem more illicit.

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