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04-07-2010, 08:08 AM
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still says videotape
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The sexy distraction thread
For Brits only.
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04-07-2010, 11:29 AM
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polaroid of perfection
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Location: West Yorkshire
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HI!
My name is Cherry and I have come to distract you by being sexy. I'm so sexy I am officially rationed in many countries worldwide. My sexy has been known to bring down buildings. My crumpet is admired worldwide. And when I shake my muffins you'll be stuck between a rock and a hard place, I can tell you. I also make a nice cup of tea. |
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04-07-2010, 11:33 AM
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We have to go back, Kate!
Join Date: Apr 2004
Location: Yorkshire
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Sundae; you sexy beast.
I borrowed my sexiness from the sexy library. Now I owe a fine for being too sexy for too long.
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04-07-2010, 11:35 AM
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UNDER CONDITIONAL MITIGATION
Join Date: Mar 2004
Location: Austin, TX
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This thread is NSFA (Not Safe for America.)
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04-07-2010, 11:36 AM
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polaroid of perfection
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Location: West Yorkshire
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Watch that, Dana.
The only debt you can be imprisoned for is Council Tax, but if you don't pay your dues at the sexy library they can enforce a phwoar ban. No more builders' wolf whistles for you lady! |
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04-07-2010, 11:40 AM
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Master Dwellar
Join Date: Oct 2006
Location: Los Angeles, CA
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Thank you for bringing sexy back.
 I'm here to bring sexy ON my back. 
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04-07-2010, 02:26 PM
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I hear them call the tide
Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Perpetual Chaos
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I just dropped my sexy down my cleavage. A deep plunge is required.
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The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart |
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04-07-2010, 05:23 PM
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Person who doesn't update the user title
Join Date: Jul 2002
Location: Southern California
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From across the Channel, faintly comes I'm... too sexy for these Smurfs, too sexy for these Smurfs, I'm too sexy...
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04-07-2010, 06:01 PM
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I hear them call the tide
Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Perpetual Chaos
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Final proof that too much Barclays makes you mutton as well as affecting yer minces.
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The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart |
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04-08-2010, 06:47 AM
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polaroid of perfection
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: West Yorkshire
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Don't say that. My Dad's a bit mutton. Ewwwwwww.
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04-08-2010, 12:00 PM
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I hear them call the tide
Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Perpetual Chaos
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and there went the sexy........
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