liquor flask - Page 3

BigV · 01-28-2011, 11:23 AM

because it "sounds like":

lick her ass?! (asked in shocked surprise), of course not, not only did I NOT do that (ew!), I didn't even squeeze her boobs!

all cleared up now?

Tulip · 01-28-2011, 09:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BigV

because it "sounds like":

lick her ass?! (asked in shocked surprise), of course not, not only did I NOT do that (ew!), I didn't even squeeze her boobs!

all cleared up now?

Ahhhhhhh....thank you.

monster · 01-28-2011, 09:59 PM

Now I have questions for you, Ms. Tulip. Tell us more about yourself, pleeeeease.... you are very mysterious!

Tulip · 01-28-2011, 10:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gravdigr

You are just cute as a damn button...

Thank you...

Tulip · 01-28-2011, 10:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by monster

Now I have questions for you, Ms. Tulip. Tell us more about yourself, pleeeeease.... you are very mysterious!

I am?? How so?

What do you want to know?

ZenGum · 01-29-2011, 05:55 AM

Also, there's an old story about a line that sounds like it should be a punch line, but doesn't have a build-up joke:

Liquor? I didn't even kiss her!

I think there's another line like that, but I can't think of it right now.

Glinda · 01-29-2011, 11:39 AM

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Originally Posted by TheMercenary

If you drink at work you have issues...

A million years ago (ok, probably more like 673,402 years ago), I was the number two secretary in the executive office of the San Francisco Hilton & Towers. One day, the number one secretary called in sick (a regular habit) and the boss asked me to find something that the number one had been working on.

Couldn't find it on top of her desk, so I started going through the drawers, and found a small bottle of gin and a small bottle of tonic (both half full).

I never said anything, but I took the stuff from her desk. About a month later, she "retired."

Heh.

jimhelm · 01-29-2011, 11:39 AM

RECTUM!? damn near killed him!

Gravdigr · 01-30-2011, 01:55 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ZenGum

Also, there's an old story about a line that sounds like it should be a punch line, but doesn't have a build-up joke:

Liquor? I didn't even kiss her!

I think there's another line like that, but I can't think of it right now.

I like my women like I like my bars. Liquor in the front and poker in the rear.

monster · 01-31-2011, 01:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tulip

I am?? How so?

What do you want to know?

Do you have a job? A significant other? I understand you look after your nephew a significant amount -are you a stay-at-home-auntie? How did that come to be? Are you also looking after your mom? You mentioned her once or twice but not recently, I think. You often mention the influence of your Asain culture on your life -is that something you celebrate or regret or both? Is that enough for starters?

fargon · 01-31-2011, 02:09 PM

Liquor up front, poker in the rear.

Tulip · 02-06-2011, 04:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by monster

Do you have a job? A significant other? I understand you look after your nephew a significant amount -are you a stay-at-home-auntie? How did that come to be? Are you also looking after your mom? You mentioned her once or twice but not recently, I think. You often mention the influence of your Asain culture on your life -is that something you celebrate or regret or both? Is that enough for starters?

Sorry, not to seem mysterious and not reply. First, I forgot where the question was, then I got busy. To answer your inquisitive mind:

Yes, I do have a job. I don't have a significant other. I am not a stay-at-home-auntie. We're just too nice so we ended up keeping my nephew alot. There are 3 of us, my mom, my sister, and I in the household so if someone is busy, the other person(s) will take care of him. I would say I live with my mom and not look after her although she's 67. Muscle-wise, she's stronger than I.

If I can't lift something or open a jar, I ask her.

I would say I am an Asian American. I am from a very traditional and old-fashioned family with deep religious morals and values. However, I did grow up in the States, so I myself have assimilated values of the western culture. Celebrate or regret? It's just who I am.

monster · 02-06-2011, 04:57 PM

What do you do? Will you have to kill me if you tell me? Are you an FBI agent? A telephone sanitation operative? A garbage truck driver?

monster · 02-06-2011, 04:58 PM

Did you ever get a liquor flask?

footfootfoot · 02-06-2011, 08:55 PM

Tissue? I hardly even know you.

01-28-2011, 11:23 AM	#31
BigV Goon Squad Leader Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Seattle Posts: 27,063	because it "sounds like": lick her ass?! (asked in shocked surprise), of course not, not only did I NOT do that (ew!), I didn't even squeeze her boobs! all cleared up now? __________________ Be Just and Fear Not.

01-28-2011, 09:59 PM	#33
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	Now I have questions for you, Ms. Tulip. Tell us more about yourself, pleeeeease.... you are very mysterious! __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

01-29-2011, 05:55 AM	#36
ZenGum Doctor Wtf Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Badelaide, Baustralia Posts: 12,861	Also, there's an old story about a line that sounds like it should be a punch line, but doesn't have a build-up joke: Liquor? I didn't even kiss her! I think there's another line like that, but I can't think of it right now. __________________ Shut up and hug. MoreThanPretty, Nov 5, 2008. Just because I'm nominally polite, does not make me a pussy. Sundae Girl.

01-29-2011, 11:39 AM	#38
jimhelm a beautiful fool Join Date: Sep 2010 Location: 39.939705 Posts: 4,504	RECTUM!? damn near killed him! __________________ There's a Shadow just behind me. Shrouding every step I take. Making every promise empty, pointing every finger at me. _tool

01-31-2011, 02:09 PM	#41
fargon Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: La Crosse, WI Posts: 8,924	Liquor up front, poker in the rear. __________________ Annoy the ones that ignore you!!! I live a blessed life I Love my Country, I Fear the Government!!! Heavily medicated for the good of mankind.

02-06-2011, 04:57 PM	#43
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	What do you do? Will you have to kill me if you tell me? Are you an FBI agent? A telephone sanitation operative? A garbage truck driver? __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

02-06-2011, 04:58 PM	#44
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	Did you ever get a liquor flask? __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

02-06-2011, 08:55 PM	#45
footfootfoot To shreds, you say? Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: in the house and on the street-how many, many feet we meet! Posts: 18,449	Tissue? I hardly even know you. __________________ The internet is a hateful stew of vomit you can never take completely seriously. - Her Fobs

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