Smilies Infraction

asidebet · 11-05-2011, 07:32 PM

To Whom It May Concern:

During our most recent sweep of the Internet, it came to our attention that your list of smilies is not in alphabetical order by name. This is an Infraction of Homeland Security Code 44-Section 209-Catch 22. Smilies must be displayed in a fashion that facilitates at least a level 8 experience for all who visit the Cellar.

If this irregularity is not corrected by November 23, 2011, you know what we'll do. Please don't force us to do it.

Have a Nice Day,

The Internet Police, Division of Homeland Security

ZenGum · 11-05-2011, 07:49 PM

You just need to sharpen up on the Sanskrit alphabet.

HungLikeJesus · 11-05-2011, 08:52 PM

I don't trust a smilie post that contains no smilies.

jimhelm · 11-05-2011, 10:26 PM

name that puppeteer?

Spexxvet · 11-07-2011, 10:06 AM

Whip?

Gravdigr · 11-13-2011, 04:25 PM

11-05-2011, 07:32 PM	#1
asidebet SamIWas Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 22	Smilies Infraction To Whom It May Concern: During our most recent sweep of the Internet, it came to our attention that your list of smilies is not in alphabetical order by name. This is an Infraction of Homeland Security Code 44-Section 209-Catch 22. Smilies must be displayed in a fashion that facilitates at least a level 8 experience for all who visit the Cellar. If this irregularity is not corrected by November 23, 2011, you know what we'll do. Please don't force us to do it. Have a Nice Day, The Internet Police, Division of Homeland Security

11-05-2011, 07:49 PM	#2
ZenGum Doctor Wtf Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Badelaide, Baustralia Posts: 12,861	You just need to sharpen up on the Sanskrit alphabet. __________________ Shut up and hug. MoreThanPretty, Nov 5, 2008. Just because I'm nominally polite, does not make me a pussy. Sundae Girl.

11-05-2011, 08:52 PM	#3
HungLikeJesus Only looks like a disaster tourist Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: above 7,000 feet Posts: 7,208	I don't trust a smilie post that contains no smilies. __________________ Keep Your Bodies Off My Lawn SteveDallas's Random Thread Picker.

11-05-2011, 10:26 PM	#4
jimhelm a beautiful fool Join Date: Sep 2010 Location: 39.939705 Posts: 4,504	name that puppeteer? __________________ There's a Shadow just behind me. Shrouding every step I take. Making every promise empty, pointing every finger at me. _tool

11-07-2011, 10:06 AM	#5
Spexxvet Makes some feel uncomfortable Join Date: Dec 2005 Posts: 10,346	Whip? __________________ "I'm certainly free, nay compelled, to spread the gospel of Spex. " - xoxoxoBruce

11-13-2011, 04:25 PM	#6
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	__________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

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