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Old 12-28-2011, 12:32 PM   #16
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We actually had a nice morning, save for the poop, of course. I also washed the poopy clothing, folded some other laundry, emptied the dishwasher, hand washed some other dishes, and made a dent in the scary-greasy roasting pan, but I think I killed the scrubbie. All three cats are intact and we watched Death Note II. Pretty full day so far.
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Old 12-28-2011, 01:21 PM   #17
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we watched Death Note II.
Quality viewing for an infant lol
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Old 12-28-2011, 01:31 PM   #18
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Daddy likes slasher movies, so this was pretty tame in comparison. And it was in Japanese, so I think we're okay.
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Old 12-28-2011, 01:43 PM   #19
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I was bustin on you. IIRC visually fast moving movies tend to tire out their little brains fast.
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Old 12-28-2011, 02:12 PM   #20
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Up from our nap, snacking on our favorite bananimal crackers. He hugged my leg, it was too cool.
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Old 12-28-2011, 02:46 PM   #21
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Up from nap, changed a clean looking diaper on general principles, five minutes into post nap snack of our favorite bananimal crackers and we poop again. Where us he keeping it all? His digestive tract isn't that long.

He hugged my leg, though, how darn cute is that?
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Old 12-28-2011, 03:09 PM   #22
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Is Ryuk in the second one too?
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Old 12-28-2011, 03:38 PM   #23
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Well done on the poo front [retch].
Sounds like he's having an excellent time.

Any hugging is cute.
At least leg hugging minimises the issue of saliva exchange (via drool).
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Old 12-28-2011, 03:57 PM   #24
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wolf - you didn't snag a HAZMAT suit from the nut house before you left???


Coz those puppies come in handy.

= for next time get some latex gloves, a face mask and eye protection.

and don't feed theLittleMonster chili.
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Old 12-28-2011, 03:59 PM   #25
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and don't feed theLittleMonster chili.
until just before you hand him back.....
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Old 12-28-2011, 04:08 PM   #26
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Is Ryuk in the second one too?
Yep. And he looks just like the anime, only 3D CGI modelled. Looks reality good. Ren is in this one, too. There are at least three more live action movies.

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wolf - you didn't snag a HAZMAT suit from the nut house before you left???


Coz those puppies come in handy.

= for next time get some latex gloves, a face mask and eye protection.

and don't feed theLittleMonster chili.
Saw that movie too. I think Aunt April fed him Asian food yesterday and I am reaping the rewards. I came with my own latex gloves, though. No moon suit. They bind under the armpits.

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until just before you hand him back.....
Achieved. Mommy is home and he has pooped twice for her.
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Old 12-28-2011, 04:12 PM   #27
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good job, wolf.

you want one of your own now, dontcha?
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Old 12-28-2011, 04:12 PM   #28
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a poo, I mean.
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Old 12-28-2011, 05:37 PM   #29
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It is good to be the auntie!
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Old 12-28-2011, 06:07 PM   #30
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Cleaned up poop ... hand-washed dishes... that will teach them.
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