How do I explain this on Judgement Day..

JBKlyde · 02-15-2012, 05:09 PM

I think when I face God I am going to have a-lot of explaining to do. After all every careless word must be accounted for. I have created my own prison and described a very hellish world. It was nothing that people haven't already heard just a bunch of mixed words. I dunno sometimes I think that God is just mean.

qcc??

Rhianne · 02-15-2012, 05:24 PM

He's a forgiving sort of guy. Apologise nicely, you'll be okay.

HungLikeJesus · 02-15-2012, 05:36 PM

What about the words that are just in your head, but that you don't say out loud? Won't he zap you for those also?

JBKlyde · 02-15-2012, 05:41 PM

I think that the verbal "recycling bin" of the mind is just a safe place to keep certain things unsaid. There's a scripture that says something to the extent of 'we take captive every thought' and make it obedient to Christ.

wolf · 02-15-2012, 06:32 PM

Make sure you are wearing clean underwear. Nobody ever notices anything else. Really. My mom said so.

SamIam · 02-15-2012, 07:10 PM

Be compliant about taking the meds they give you at the clinic. You'll be amazed how much happier god is going to be with you.

Griff · 02-15-2012, 07:38 PM

The Mormons will baptize you, you're covered.

sexobon · 02-16-2012, 12:39 AM

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JBKlyde · 02-16-2012, 01:44 PM

php word of the day// "religious preoccupations".. something to do with letting religion get in the way of work and sanity.

wolf · 02-16-2012, 01:46 PM

religious preoccupation ... what they really mean is obsession. Like it's okay to be religious, but if one's religious thoughts, behaviors, feelings, get in the way of normal functioning, then it's a preoccupation.

classicman · 02-16-2012, 01:50 PM

When all one posts about is religion and stuff ... that's when it's become a problem.

infinite monkey · 02-16-2012, 01:54 PM

A problem for whom? His posting abnout religion and stuff has become a problem...for him? Are posts the problem or the symptom? Obsession is the problem for him, the posts can only be a problem for someone else.

Oh well, JBK, don't worry about it. A preoccupation is better than no occupation.

classicman · 02-16-2012, 02:12 PM

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A problem for whom?

him

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His posting abnout religion and stuff has become a problem...for him?

yes

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Are posts the problem or the symptom?

symptom

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Obsession is the problem for him, the posts can only be a problem for someone else.

correct

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Oh well, JBK, don't worry about it. A preoccupation is better than no occupation.

cute.

Gravdigr · 02-16-2012, 02:29 PM

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Originally Posted by HungLikeJesus

What about the words that are just in your head, but that you don't say out loud? Won't he zap you for those also?

I've said for many years now "If you're thinking it, you might as well be saying it.", regarding the penalties to be paid.

Of course, the person I'm thinking it about will feel better if I keep my mouth shut.

glatt · 02-16-2012, 02:53 PM

Jimmy Carter reminded us in that Playboy interview years ago, that if you commit adultery in your heart, it's just as bad as doing it for real. And man, did he every commit a lot of adultery in his heart! (According to him.)

Seems like if you follow his logic, then the words you think are just as bad as words you say.

02-15-2012, 05:09 PM	#1
JBKlyde Banned Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Encrypted Into an AmpitheaterWall Posts: 1,722	How do I explain this on Judgement Day.. I think when I face God I am going to have a-lot of explaining to do. After all every careless word must be accounted for. I have created my own prison and described a very hellish world. It was nothing that people haven't already heard just a bunch of mixed words. I dunno sometimes I think that God is just mean. qcc?? Last edited by JBKlyde; 02-15-2012 at 05:36 PM.

02-15-2012, 05:36 PM	#3
HungLikeJesus Only looks like a disaster tourist Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: above 7,000 feet Posts: 7,208	What about the words that are just in your head, but that you don't say out loud? Won't he zap you for those also? __________________ Keep Your Bodies Off My Lawn SteveDallas's Random Thread Picker.

02-15-2012, 06:32 PM	#5
wolf lobber of scimitars Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Phila Burbs Posts: 20,774	Make sure you are wearing clean underwear. Nobody ever notices anything else. Really. My mom said so. __________________ wolf eht htiw og "Conspiracies are the norm, not the exception." --G. Edward Griffin The Creature from Jekyll Island High Priestess of the Church of the Whale Penis

02-15-2012, 07:38 PM	#7
Griff still says videotape Join Date: Feb 2001 Posts: 26,813	The Mormons will baptize you, you're covered. __________________ If you would only recognize that life is hard, things would be so much easier for you. - Louis D. Brandeis

02-16-2012, 01:44 PM	#9
JBKlyde Banned Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Encrypted Into an AmpitheaterWall Posts: 1,722	php word of the day// "religious preoccupations".. something to do with letting religion get in the way of work and sanity. Last edited by JBKlyde; 02-16-2012 at 01:52 PM.

02-15-2012, 05:24 PM	#2
Rhianne Nearly done. Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Teetering on the edge. Posts: 1,134	He's a forgiving sort of guy. Apologise nicely, you'll be okay.

02-15-2012, 05:41 PM	#4
JBKlyde Banned Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Encrypted Into an AmpitheaterWall Posts: 1,722	I think that the verbal "recycling bin" of the mind is just a safe place to keep certain things unsaid. There's a scripture that says something to the extent of 'we take captive every thought' and make it obedient to Christ.

02-15-2012, 07:10 PM	#6
SamIam Registered User Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Not here Posts: 2,655	Be compliant about taking the meds they give you at the clinic. You'll be amazed how much happier god is going to be with you.

02-16-2012, 01:46 PM	#10
wolf lobber of scimitars Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Phila Burbs Posts: 20,774	religious preoccupation ... what they really mean is obsession. Like it's okay to be religious, but if one's religious thoughts, behaviors, feelings, get in the way of normal functioning, then it's a preoccupation. __________________ wolf eht htiw og "Conspiracies are the norm, not the exception." --G. Edward Griffin The Creature from Jekyll Island High Priestess of the Church of the Whale Penis

02-16-2012, 01:50 PM	#11
classicman barely disguised asshole, keeper of all that is holy. Join Date: Nov 2007 Posts: 23,401	When all one posts about is religion and stuff ... that's when it's become a problem. __________________ "like strapping a pillow on a bull in a china shop" Bullitt Last edited by classicman; 02-16-2012 at 02:06 PM.

02-16-2012, 01:54 PM	#12
infinite monkey Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Mar 2011 Posts: 13,002	A problem for whom? His posting abnout religion and stuff has become a problem...for him? Are posts the problem or the symptom? Obsession is the problem for him, the posts can only be a problem for someone else. Oh well, JBK, don't worry about it. A preoccupation is better than no occupation.

02-16-2012, 02:53 PM	#15
glatt ™ Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Arlington, VA Posts: 27,717	Jimmy Carter reminded us in that Playboy interview years ago, that if you commit adultery in your heart, it's just as bad as doing it for real. And man, did he every commit a lot of adultery in his heart! (According to him.) Seems like if you follow his logic, then the words you think are just as bad as words you say.

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