jabberwacky

[perth]

...a malfunctioning one.

I really expected this to come out better, as I cannot possibly have been the first person to think of this. But the last response made me giggle a bit.

Jabberwacky: We are in danger!

User: Reaction time is a factor in this, so please pay attention. Now, answer as quickly as you can.

Jabberwacky: PLease don't swear at me.

User: It's your birthday. Someone gives you a calfskin wallet. How do you react?

Jabberwacky: Please stay sober...

User: You've got a little boy. He shows you his butterfly collection plus the killing jar. What do you do?

Jabberwacky: Wrong answer!!!!!

User: You're watching television. Suddenly you realize there's a wasp crawling on your arm.

Jabberwacky: I think you are a bit easily annoyed then.

User: You're in a desert walking along in the sand when all of the sudden you look down, and you see a tortoise, Jabberwacky, it's crawling toward you. You reach down, you flip the tortoise over on its back, Angela. The tortoise lays on its back, its belly baking in the hot sun, beating its legs trying to turn itself over, but it can't, not without your help. But you're not helping. Why is that, Jabberwacky?

Jabberwacky: The walrus.

User: Describe in single words, only the good things that come into your mind. About your mother.

Jabberwacky: Oh, it was bloody. There wasn't anything left of the entire continent. There are only 6 or 7 of them left now.