Retitle a mainstream movie into its porn version

[Nothing But Net]

As I was composing my new user sig, I came up with the idea for a funny game.

A mainstream movie is being remade into a porno version, and your job is to come up with a title for it (pun intended).

For example:

"Midnight Cow"

"Fannie Hall"

"Man Havin'"

"The Carpetmunchers"

"She Took Out Her Bridge On The River Kwai" ~shudder~

I'm sure you can come up with some good ones.