Slow News Week at the Tabloids?

wolf · 12-09-2004, 12:59 PM

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One of my favorite passtimes is to occasionally purchase one of these fine newspapers. You gotta keep up with the real news, after all. The tabloids print nothing but truth.

Weekly World News is my favorite. I have for many years followed the adventures of the Alien who visits the White House, and the Batboy. I have a very old clipping from WWN that reminds me how to tell if I have been abducted by aliens. They print critical information that is shunned by the major news agencies. I also think they have the best psychic.

The Sun excels at coverage of haunted appliances, including such gems as "I saw satan in my microwave."

I often regret not having furthered my desire to pursue a career in tabloid journalism, but Florida is just too hot for human existence.

12-09-2004, 12:59 PM	#1
wolf lobber of scimitars Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Phila Burbs Posts: 20,774	Slow News Week at the Tabloids? Fat People Doing Jumping Jacks Causes Thunder One of my favorite passtimes is to occasionally purchase one of these fine newspapers. You gotta keep up with the real news, after all. The tabloids print nothing but truth. Weekly World News is my favorite. I have for many years followed the adventures of the Alien who visits the White House, and the Batboy. I have a very old clipping from WWN that reminds me how to tell if I have been abducted by aliens. They print critical information that is shunned by the major news agencies. I also think they have the best psychic. The Sun excels at coverage of haunted appliances, including such gems as "I saw satan in my microwave." I often regret not having furthered my desire to pursue a career in tabloid journalism, but Florida is just too hot for human existence. __________________ wolf eht htiw og "Conspiracies are the norm, not the exception." --G. Edward Griffin The Creature from Jekyll Island High Priestess of the Church of the Whale Penis

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