DQ

[BigV]

Originally Posted by capnhowdy

it'll put your eye out!

Technically, it's the belt buckle that puts out the eye.

Witness:

(phone rings)
Voice: Mr. Incredible, we need your help.
(Mr. Incredible hangs up, gets on his gloves and boots, then mask)
Mr. Incredible: Showtime.
(Mr. Incredible tries to get his tights to connect, but they can't)
Elastigirl: (Off Screen) Honey, come to dinner!
Mr. Incredible: Maybe just a salad!
(pants trying to get in tights, then punches the table. Then keeps jerking around, then moving his chair, then stomps his foot, then sits in his chair again, then crawls, hitting the chair.)
Mr. Incredible: Come on...
(pulls his body up, then he manages to connect his tights)
Mr. Incredible: Heh heh...
(sighs, but then his tights come off, and his belt buckle goes flying, destroying the lamp in the room)