04-14-2010, 03:16 PM
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The Un-Tuckian
Join Date: Apr 2007
Location: South Central...KY that is
Posts: 39,517
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Quote:
Originally Posted by lumberjim
such pressure....
1. When you dance, do you really dance?
I dance like Elaine Benes.
2. Pronounce "My Dixie Wrecked" to anyone in the room
Hey you! My dick's erect.
3. What weighs more, 40 lbs of feathers or my heid?
Your heid, cuz it's dirty.
4. How do you spell spigot?
With a q, but no u.
5. what color is the number 2?
Chartreuse.
6. hotdog: Ketchup or Mustard?
Country Bob's and onions.
7. silver, wet, rusty
A refrigerator?
8. What is the best thing you could ever eat for breakfast?
Country ham, fried eggs, grits, toast, and maybe some hash browns.
9. What's that on your desk?
It's a phone, what the hell does it look like?
10. high five!
Yay!
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