Humor...I Need Humor...

classicman · 01-04-2011, 11:38 AM

A frustrated wife buys a pair of crotch-less panties in an
attempt to spice up her dead sex-life.

She puts them on, together with a short skirt and sits on the
sofa opposite her husband.

At strategic moments she uncrosses her legs ... enough times
till her husband says... "Are you wearing crotch-less panties?"

"Y-e-s," she answers with a seductive smile.

"Thank God - I thought you sat on the cat."

.....He never heard the gunshot.

01-04-2011, 11:38 AM	#11
classicman barely disguised asshole, keeper of all that is holy. Join Date: Nov 2007 Posts: 23,401	A frustrated wife buys a pair of crotch-less panties in an attempt to spice up her dead sex-life. She puts them on, together with a short skirt and sits on the sofa opposite her husband. At strategic moments she uncrosses her legs ... enough times till her husband says... "Are you wearing crotch-less panties?" "Y-e-s," she answers with a seductive smile. "Thank God - I thought you sat on the cat." .....He never heard the gunshot. __________________ "like strapping a pillow on a bull in a china shop" Bullitt

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