Dweller NSFW 2011

[Sundae]

Ah Ibs, I might be providing consolation under false colours.

I like my men XL at least. And even the women I swoon over on TV and in films tend to be UK actresses - they don't conform to Hollywood standards. They don't have stick thin arms and large bobble heads and knee joints larger than their thighs.

My ideal woman would be someone from a Roller Derby - big and tough and physically brave.

But the bottom line is everyone puts on weight when they go to college. The percentage that do not are negligible. It's a combi of hormones, lack of enforced exercise, freedom, beer and take-aways. When you're out in the working world - whatever world you choose - it will probably sort itself out naturally. And should you choose to go back to a Bowie/ Tennant style frame then it's your choice and in your reach.

You look great as you are.
You still got it kid.

Sincerely
An Admirer

(and despite the Pam sign-off, I really am sincere)