September 2, 2011 Going for a Walk

infinite monkey · 09-02-2011, 12:20 PM

Well, now you went and started it:

I've been keeping a list of misused words my friend uses. She's not dumb...she just uses the wrong words, or words that aren't even words, so much that I've taken to writing them down.

Discussing astrology: "My sister was born on the crisp. Right on the crisp"

"I don't have a long extensions span."

"L showed me how it works! She drew a diaphragm!"

"That fan is nice. It ovulates and moves air around."

"I need something to accentuate the pain."

"I can't even phantom that."

"I'm at a conjecture here."

"That is SO juvial."

"He gave him a Browns shirt. It's a momentum!"

Well, they're true.

09-02-2011, 12:20 PM	#10
infinite monkey Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Mar 2011 Posts: 13,002	Well, now you went and started it: I've been keeping a list of misused words my friend uses. She's not dumb...she just uses the wrong words, or words that aren't even words, so much that I've taken to writing them down. Discussing astrology: "My sister was born on the crisp. Right on the crisp" "I don't have a long extensions span." "L showed me how it works! She drew a diaphragm!" "That fan is nice. It ovulates and moves air around." "I need something to accentuate the pain." "I can't even phantom that." "I'm at a conjecture here." "That is SO juvial." "He gave him a Browns shirt. It's a momentum!" Well, they're true.

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