New Year's Resolutions

[Nic Name]

I've been struggling to find a New Year's Resolution that is right for me ... and wow, today I get this email.


Subject: Resolve it and follow through in 2002


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been reported on by the New England Journal of Medicine.
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No dieting!
No hunger pains!
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No strenuous exercise!
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1.Body Fat Loss 82% improvement.
2.Wrinkle Reduction 61% improvement.
3.Energy Level 84% improvement.
4.Muscle Strength 88% improvement.
5.Sexual Potency 75% improvement.
6.Emotional Stability 67% improvement.
7.Memory 62% improvement.


It's uncanny how they know what I need to improve, and precisely how much. I think they must learn from monitoring my Internet activities.


So, this year I'm resolving to do something about SPAM. I'm moving to Spam Motel.

http://www.spammotel.com