A Piece of the Action

[DanaC]

My Old Man Said Be A City Fan
(to the tune of 'Don't Dilly Dally On The Way')

My old man, said "be a city fan",
I said "f*ck off, you're a c*nt!",
"I'd rather shag a bucket with a big hole in it,
Than be a city fan for just one minute".

With hatchets and hammers,
Stanley knives and spanners,
We'll show those city b*stards how to fight,
(how to fight)
"I'd rather shag a bucket with a big hole in it,
Than be a city fan!".
(all together now)..