Plants are More Like Animals Than You Think

[xoxoxoBruce]

Top Tens has a list of things plant possess, which are similar to animals.
Now in each case they've cherry picked one, or at most a small handful,
of plants having features that can be remotely compared to animal features.
But never let the truth stand in the way of clicks.

10. They Can “See”
9. They Can Smell
8. They Can Hear
7. They Have Feelings
6. They Can “Talk”
5. They Have Memories
4. They Have a Sense of Family
3. They Care About Their Communities
2. They Can Defend Themselves in the Wild
1. They Have a “Brain” and Human-Like Genes

♫ Hey Vegan, Vegan,
What'cha gonna do? ♪
What'cha gonna do when they scream at you?

♫ Hey Vegan, Vegan,
What'cha gonna eat? ♪
What'cha gonna eat when they start to weep?

♫ Hey Vegan, Vegan,
Whereya gonna run? ♪
Whereya gonna run when veggies get a gun?

♫ Hey Vegan, Vegan,
The veggies been fakin' ♪
You'll need to be takin', some energy from Bacon!