Funny/Embarrassing things they say

gingerstar61 Funny/Embarrassing things... 02-25-2005, 06:08 PM

SteveDallas We went to a concert a couple... 02-25-2005, 07:59 PM

wolf You're raising your boy well. 02-26-2005, 12:44 AM

SteveDallas Thank you, that certainly... 02-26-2005, 07:35 AM

archergirl Haha.. great pic Steve! :) 02-28-2005, 01:48 PM

Beestie My recently turned five-year... 02-28-2005, 01:57 PM

glatt Ouch. 02-28-2005, 02:33 PM

Clodfobble My 6-year-old stepdaughter... 02-28-2005, 04:01 PM

elf The hubby took the boy-child... 02-28-2005, 05:33 PM

BigV It's soooo easy to... 02-28-2005, 05:41 PM

Guyute I got two- 1)- kinda funny... 02-28-2005, 08:59 PM

LabRat This morning my 2 yr old... 03-28-2005, 10:08 AM

kerosene I have a 3 year old son, a 3... 03-28-2005, 02:52 PM

LabRat My daughter likes to 'help'... 03-30-2005, 11:28 AM

Undertoad We had a few of those... 03-28-2005, 03:00 PM

zippyt A little older, a little more... 03-30-2005, 12:00 AM

SteveDallas The art critic 12-13-2005, 07:53 PM

monicakat My neice is a little mimic-... 04-11-2005, 07:17 PM

footfootfoot 2 year old Inch3 has been... 12-13-2005, 08:20 PM

Snow Flake I was one time babysitting my... 12-13-2005, 09:33 PM

seakdivers My first husband and I split... 12-13-2005, 10:20 PM

footfootfoot Today: "Did you hear me... 12-14-2005, 07:44 PM

footfootfoot When the incher falls and... 12-14-2005, 07:51 PM

LabRat OMG, that made me laugh out... 12-16-2005, 04:29 PM

Griff It is always ok to make... 12-16-2005, 04:50 PM

footfootfoot It makes sense in a zen sort... 12-16-2005, 09:12 PM

morethanpretty Yea! I work at Panera Bread!... 10-20-2006, 11:42 PM

SteveDallas From my son (6). "Umm...... 12-16-2005, 05:53 PM

footfootfoot Another one from the inch3:... 12-16-2005, 09:19 PM

LabRat I should have spelled it... 12-20-2005, 09:29 AM

footfootfoot Well, when it comes to... 12-20-2005, 09:01 PM

Ether42 Oh were to start My... 01-14-2006, 04:45 PM

footfootfoot Almost busted tonight. A... 01-14-2006, 06:52 PM

York this topic is... 01-16-2006, 09:12 AM

footfootfoot Inexplicably, and apropos of... 01-17-2006, 09:37 PM

Queen of the Ryche daddy went for a root canal ... 01-26-2006, 07:47 PM

seakdivers Oingo Boingo?? I thought I... 01-26-2006, 07:57 PM

Queen of the Ryche Any Tim Burton movie graces... 01-28-2006, 08:07 AM

Aliantha My b/f has only had a licence... 01-29-2006, 07:45 PM

footfootfoot Haha! 01-29-2006, 08:23 PM

SteveDallas In our particular school... 06-14-2006, 10:15 PM

footfootfoot She's probably the only one... 06-14-2006, 11:21 PM

wolf Strange things happen ... I... 06-14-2006, 11:30 PM

Guest :redface: I know I have... 06-15-2006, 12:27 AM

footfootfoot The inchling an I were... 06-18-2006, 08:49 PM

BigV "But I don't know where the... 06-20-2006, 04:32 PM

Trilby Driving from Ohio to Maine,... 06-21-2006, 04:18 PM

Guest My son met a pregnant woman... 06-21-2006, 05:37 PM

Griff We're bringing lil Griff home... 06-26-2006, 08:21 PM

wolf You should never have let her... 06-27-2006, 08:01 PM

footfootfoot Yeah, you've got a Bogie fan... 06-27-2006, 10:06 PM

dar512 Are you thinking of The... 06-28-2006, 03:58 PM

footfootfoot I think I'm thinking of The... 06-28-2006, 08:19 PM

wolf AQ Lore... 06-29-2006, 01:57 AM

footfootfoot I think the whiskey drinking... 07-07-2006, 09:00 AM

Stormieweather The other night we were... 07-21-2006, 01:37 PM

Guest My two year old can... 06-29-2006, 08:14 AM

footfootfoot Speaking of poop, When I... 08-02-2006, 11:25 PM

footfootfoot Ok Four years later and I... 11-17-2010, 09:26 AM

xoxoxoBruce So he really meant you need a... 11-17-2010, 10:13 AM

Flint My 4yo daughter, at the... 11-17-2010, 02:22 PM

Lamplighter My 6-yr old G-daughter phoned... 11-17-2010, 03:34 PM

footfootfoot The other day while it was... 08-30-2006, 08:08 PM

zippyt from the mouths of babes !!!! 09-01-2006, 12:41 AM

BigV SonofV handed me a little... 09-15-2006, 10:35 AM

footfootfoot ouch. Just wait till he's... 09-15-2006, 01:51 PM

LabRat My daughter had broken out on... 09-15-2006, 12:37 PM

Guest My three-year-old said "oh,... 09-16-2006, 12:57 AM

LabRat The other day my daughter... 09-19-2006, 09:12 AM

footfootfoot Being the Beastie Boys fans... 10-20-2006, 08:20 PM

DucksNuts That sounds like Fridays at... 10-20-2006, 11:10 PM

Ibby Ohhh man, Pantera pwnz. ... 10-22-2006, 03:50 AM

morethanpretty Panera pwnz too! atleast my... 10-23-2006, 09:02 PM

footfootfoot Inch and SWMBO were at the... 10-23-2006, 09:18 PM

footfootfoot "A mouse is a kind of tiny,... 11-16-2006, 06:44 PM

Griff Lil' Pete farted. Pete says,... 11-16-2006, 08:03 PM

footfootfoot haha. how old is lil Griff? 11-16-2006, 08:06 PM

Griff 10 11-17-2006, 02:06 PM

chrisinhouston Several years back I attended... 11-24-2006, 04:33 PM

Gamegirl While we were praying during... 11-24-2006, 04:43 PM

Guest My three-year-old says, as he... 11-17-2006, 02:35 AM

LabRat Last weekend my daughter... 11-17-2006, 08:42 AM

footfootfoot that's why we use "hinder"... 11-17-2006, 09:03 AM

Clodfobble Rest assured, Jesus will... 11-24-2006, 09:18 PM

footfootfoot ? 11-24-2006, 10:34 PM

DucksNuts for saying *cheese* during... 11-25-2006, 02:14 AM

Clodfobble Just harassing Gamegirl about... 11-25-2006, 09:01 AM

SteveDallas I forgot about this one, from... 11-25-2006, 08:53 PM

footfootfoot reminds me of my favorite... 11-25-2006, 09:07 PM

Phil my son, at the age of 7 :... 12-19-2006, 03:15 PM

SteveDallas You should have shown him... 12-19-2006, 03:32 PM

Phil LOL ! he's now 21 and a huge... 12-19-2006, 04:03 PM

BigV The Meaning of Life is... 12-19-2006, 05:13 PM

SteveDallas Speaking as a protestant, I... 12-22-2006, 06:50 PM

Sundae Shopping with my Dad at the... 12-22-2006, 12:31 PM

footfootfoot Several times while watching... 12-23-2006, 08:06 PM

monster Did you ever find out? 01-20-2007, 11:38 AM

footfootfoot I've watched it and have no... 01-28-2007, 09:13 PM

LabRat Have you asked him? Maybe... 01-29-2007, 09:00 AM

Guest Yeah, we have them all and I... 01-29-2007, 01:19 PM

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footfootfoot At Labrat's suggestion I... 02-18-2007, 09:03 PM

Guest See... makes perfect... 03-07-2007, 01:33 AM

Q baby we went to the mountains this... 12-27-2006, 06:48 PM

Q baby MiniQ also called my cell... 12-27-2006, 06:56 PM

SteveDallas If you were in the Great... 12-27-2006, 08:56 PM

Q baby we were, it was cute tho. 12-27-2006, 09:04 PM

SteveDallas My son found a piece of paper... 01-18-2007, 11:32 PM

lumberjim The other day, My 6yo... 01-20-2007, 02:50 PM

LabRat Like father, like daughter. 01-22-2007, 09:02 AM

lumberjim but she burps like her mother! 01-28-2007, 09:31 PM

mitheral My daughter (2) has a very... 01-27-2007, 05:18 PM

Perry Winkle Maybe it's your decor? ... 01-27-2007, 07:54 PM

Deuce Fell down "over there" ... 01-29-2007, 10:33 AM

Phil oh mum! you look as camp as a... 01-29-2007, 01:10 PM

SteveDallas "Is that a man or a woman?" ... 02-04-2007, 07:32 PM

Hoof Hearted Dude looks like a lady? 02-04-2007, 10:18 PM

Cloud I just want to know what... 02-04-2007, 11:15 PM

Ibby That was the best fuckin'... 02-05-2007, 07:31 PM

missaminus My 14 yr old is big-time... 02-10-2007, 06:01 PM

monster NAAPID in school tomorrow. ... 02-11-2007, 03:20 PM

monster I asked Thor to pass me a... 02-17-2007, 10:39 PM

Perry Winkle Hah, think that's a sign? 02-18-2007, 10:01 AM

monster Could be.... Today beest... 02-18-2007, 08:47 PM

footfootfoot :kneeslapping: 02-18-2007, 09:00 PM

zippyt its like my mother told me... 02-18-2007, 09:09 PM

LabRat Well, there you go! ... 02-28-2007, 03:50 PM

Kingswood I was describing the finer... 03-06-2007, 07:35 PM

Guest Every time our three year old... 03-07-2007, 01:27 AM

footfootfoot Inch: "Do Dinosaurs like to... 03-08-2007, 07:38 PM

Guest You are a smart man.:cool: 03-08-2007, 11:56 PM

lumberjim i thought that early mammals... 03-09-2007, 12:14 AM

footfootfoot So I'm not as smart as a... 03-09-2007, 07:27 AM

BigV Right. Get used to it, it... 03-09-2007, 10:09 AM

piercehawkeye45 They were but they would only... 03-09-2007, 01:04 AM

Guest From my wife's blog. Don... 03-28-2007, 03:26 PM

Pie :rotflol::notworthy 03-28-2007, 03:32 PM

Guest Oh, I've got tha' fear, no... 03-28-2007, 03:34 PM

LabRat rkzenrage--that is a fabulous... 03-29-2007, 05:58 AM

Sheldonrs Well, together they are 16 so... 03-29-2007, 10:04 AM

footfootfoot I think it is nature not... 03-29-2007, 01:32 PM

Guest There is a new Finn story...... 03-29-2007, 05:02 PM

Griff That boy has a great... 03-30-2007, 07:15 AM

Phil nope, seems youre doing fine.... 03-30-2007, 01:01 PM

SteveDallas Does he give lessons?? 03-30-2007, 10:31 AM

Hyoi My eldest daughter, now fully... 03-31-2007, 09:46 AM

Phil a friend's son had an awful... 03-31-2007, 03:12 PM

Guest That is the most beautiful... 03-31-2007, 03:26 PM

Phil i thought it was pretty cool... 03-31-2007, 05:18 PM

Guest He tried this on the pretty... 03-31-2007, 03:23 PM

SteveDallas A couple days ago I checked... 04-07-2007, 02:46 PM

Hime Hey, tell him yes and he may... 04-09-2007, 02:09 PM

BigV Ahhh, music. From the... 04-10-2007, 09:48 AM

monster Thor (5) has just learned... 04-11-2007, 09:54 PM

SteveDallas Of course they do. Knowledge... 04-11-2007, 11:28 PM

luvclowns This is a great... 04-15-2007, 09:18 AM

Aliantha Last night we were talking to... 04-18-2007, 09:34 PM

Guest Not me... if I had a choice I... 04-18-2007, 10:05 PM

Sheldonrs I don't blame you. I want to... 04-19-2007, 09:09 AM

Aliantha You want the birds to eat you? 04-19-2007, 01:36 AM

Guest Yup. 04-19-2007, 02:27 AM

LabRat This morning, dad was in the... 04-19-2007, 09:02 AM

Urbane Guerrilla There's a famous one from the... 04-20-2007, 05:03 AM

Phil a friends daughter was... 04-20-2007, 06:16 AM

Guest Damn! It got chilly in here~ 04-20-2007, 10:21 AM

SteveDallas I can't wait to see how Young... 05-24-2007, 05:10 PM

kerosene Forget the elephant. It... 07-03-2007, 11:44 PM

Shawnee123 Excellent, STeve! A chip off... 05-24-2007, 05:16 PM

SteveDallas Not really... I prefer a... 05-24-2007, 06:15 PM

piercehawkeye45 HAHA, you teach him steve. 05-25-2007, 01:58 AM

LabRat Master Dallas and Master... 05-25-2007, 07:54 AM

SteveDallas I was planning to send mine... 05-25-2007, 10:11 PM

Guest He told my wife he wanted a... 06-01-2007, 05:31 PM

smurfalicious I had a bad day (I work for... 05-25-2007, 08:39 AM

Shawnee123 Smurf, that is great! :) 05-25-2007, 09:20 AM

BigV Under the bus?! No, no no... 05-25-2007, 09:25 AM

smurfalicious lol, okay, you might have a... 05-25-2007, 09:38 AM

SteveDallas At about the same age, when... 05-25-2007, 10:19 PM

monster Our summer pool opens... 05-25-2007, 09:42 PM

Undertoad Jacquelita's daughter... 05-26-2007, 08:26 AM

SteveDallas My son's second grade class... 06-01-2007, 12:35 PM

smurfalicious Not funny, but friggin... 06-01-2007, 01:51 PM

Aliantha Tonight we were having a bit... 06-04-2007, 05:24 AM

smurfalicious today's gem...... 06-05-2007, 01:33 PM

Clodfobble My 5-year-old stepson came up... 07-03-2007, 04:46 PM

Cloud "that relative on the syrup... 07-03-2007, 05:12 PM

kerosene "Mom, do you like apartment... 07-03-2007, 11:39 PM

Guest Every few days, he says, for... 07-14-2007, 09:28 PM

kerosene Not sure if I already posted... 07-17-2007, 10:14 AM

smurfalicious God forbid I have five... 07-17-2007, 02:22 PM

BigV !! Is she ok? 07-17-2007, 02:58 PM

smurfalicious yes, she's fine, thanks for... 07-19-2007, 09:55 AM

theotherguy The other night my... 07-17-2007, 05:12 PM

kerosene Aww! I think he just... 07-17-2007, 08:29 PM

theotherguy I have to admit (I might be... 07-18-2007, 12:02 PM

kerosene Sounds like a good kid. ... 07-19-2007, 10:18 AM

Clodfobble Wow. Your kid probably weighs... 07-18-2007, 09:54 AM

theotherguy Actually, he barely eats and... 07-18-2007, 11:49 AM

monster We have a hanging pan rack in... 07-18-2007, 07:15 PM

Shawnee123 The jumping on the bed... 07-18-2007, 10:15 AM

SteveDallas No deaths, but my cousin... 07-18-2007, 10:52 AM

jinx I broke my collar bone around... 07-18-2007, 11:10 AM

smurfalicious lol, I've tried that with my... 07-19-2007, 09:59 AM

kerosene I gotta try that, smurf...20... 07-19-2007, 10:17 AM

smurfalicious So far, it's the only that... 07-19-2007, 10:38 AM

kerosene Heh...extremely familiar. ... 07-19-2007, 11:18 AM

SteveDallas That sounds like something my... 07-18-2007, 11:42 AM

BigV SonofV has been increasingly... 07-18-2007, 11:52 AM

theotherguy special parent super powers 07-19-2007, 09:23 AM

Clodfobble "Well, it'll be interesting... 07-19-2007, 11:39 AM

glatt Our son can be a picky eater.... 07-19-2007, 11:54 AM

jinx I'm not responsible for what... 07-19-2007, 12:11 PM

Shawnee123 Isn't it possible that some... 07-19-2007, 12:12 PM

theotherguy Mine just plain will not eat.... 07-19-2007, 12:17 PM

glatt how about Cheerios? I... 07-19-2007, 12:30 PM

smurfalicious my kid's problem is that if... 07-19-2007, 12:34 PM

kerosene Exactly my problem, smurf. ... 07-19-2007, 03:38 PM

jinx I hope you're not offended by... 07-19-2007, 08:43 PM

kerosene I feel the same way. It's... 07-19-2007, 09:11 PM

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theotherguy Nope. Not even Cheerios. He... 07-19-2007, 12:34 PM

LabRat I also make my daughter at... 07-19-2007, 03:50 PM

jinx Ah, yeah... thats gotta... 07-19-2007, 09:23 PM

kerosene Do you home school them? 07-20-2007, 10:16 AM

smurfalicious The Girl: Can I go with my... 08-03-2007, 08:04 AM

Cicero God...that's so cute! :) 08-04-2007, 12:22 PM

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DucksNuts Wow and everyone thinks T is... 07-19-2007, 10:53 PM

Stormieweather My D11 is tiny and always has... 08-04-2007, 11:42 AM

theotherguy Damn horn-ball astronauts. 08-06-2007, 10:21 PM

SteveDallas (Click for background, as... 08-24-2007, 03:05 PM

smurfalicious I think my reply to that... 08-24-2007, 03:09 PM

usarmydoctor Plausible Deniability 10-11-2007, 05:56 AM

jester Went to a banquet last night... 10-12-2007, 03:01 PM

smurfalicious School spelling words =... 10-12-2007, 03:12 PM

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Cicero Steve.........well....you can... 08-24-2007, 04:21 PM

SteveDallas Long story short: we've been... 10-01-2007, 11:40 AM

10MHz I was waiting in line at the... 10-03-2007, 07:25 AM

Undertoad http://www.snopes.com/risque/k... 10-03-2007, 03:57 PM

Aliantha My sons have had an ant farm... 10-03-2007, 06:02 PM

DucksNuts Thats cute Ali. ToGgie...I... 10-03-2007, 06:45 PM

theotherguy Yep. Very exciting and very... 10-04-2007, 11:31 AM

DucksNuts After dinner at my parents... 10-03-2007, 07:06 PM

SteveDallas My kids didn't have nearly as... 10-04-2007, 12:06 PM

Clodfobble My stepdaughter really didn't... 10-04-2007, 12:17 PM

Sundae I couldn't understand why I... 10-04-2007, 07:57 PM

kerosene I use to think that kids grew... 10-05-2007, 05:19 PM

Ibby I'm still entirely confident... 10-06-2007, 08:53 AM

kerosene I am starting to wonder if I... 10-10-2007, 11:15 AM

usarmydoctor Irish Baby Food 10-11-2007, 03:35 AM

DanaC Hah. Cute. I had a dog,... 10-11-2007, 04:19 AM

Clodfobble Both stepkids play a lot of... 10-12-2007, 04:57 PM

SteveDallas I was innocently driving... 10-28-2007, 09:45 AM

LabRat Would this be the same car... 10-29-2007, 10:40 AM

zippyt time to sit the boy down and... 10-28-2007, 12:50 PM

SteveDallas "Now, son, sometimes, a... 10-28-2007, 06:04 PM

jinx Last night, a ghoul in the... 10-28-2007, 07:00 PM

ViennaWaits First let me say that Ifound... 11-05-2007, 10:18 PM

DucksNuts Been hanging around Uncle LJ... 10-28-2007, 08:04 PM

zippyt Yeah Steve That Talk !! 10-28-2007, 08:24 PM

ElBandito I was doing the 'changing... 10-28-2007, 09:46 PM

SteveDallas It might be. Are you... 10-29-2007, 10:55 AM

LabRat Nah, but maybe adding a... 10-29-2007, 11:49 AM

BigV no monitor postit. send... 10-31-2007, 12:27 PM

Guest We were watching a special on... 10-31-2007, 02:25 AM

DucksNuts Ohhh, I remember that stage... 10-31-2007, 04:14 AM

lumberjim how long do you expect this... 11-01-2007, 12:42 AM

Guest You are so predictable it is... 11-01-2007, 03:05 PM

SteveDallas I'd have a colonoscopy and a... 10-31-2007, 06:32 PM

Undertoad The smoke didn't kill it? ... 10-31-2007, 08:13 PM

SteveDallas 1995 Ford Escort Wagon (aka... 11-01-2007, 05:37 PM

DucksNuts Oh frigg, its Thursday huh 11-01-2007, 04:42 AM

lumberjim i knew you were going to call... 11-01-2007, 03:33 PM

Undertoad What are the "related issues"... 11-01-2007, 06:33 PM

SteveDallas Heh. When my daughter had... 11-06-2007, 12:06 AM

binky My 11 yr old has taken to... 11-08-2007, 06:15 PM

SteveDallas Oh, good job aunt!! ... 11-08-2007, 10:20 PM

binky I told her be careful what... 11-08-2007, 06:17 PM

Griff A lad in one of my classes... 11-08-2007, 06:20 PM

monster Selling Scrip* tonight, my... 11-08-2007, 10:54 PM

SteveDallas Does that come with sausage... 11-09-2007, 08:32 AM

monster I'd rather not speculate.... 11-09-2007, 08:41 AM

Shawnee123 Only if it's kosher sausage. 11-09-2007, 08:43 AM

ZenGum And snipped. 11-09-2007, 09:05 AM

Aliantha My kids have their swimming... 11-25-2007, 08:45 PM

monster Reminds me of a swim meet... 11-25-2007, 09:16 PM

binky my 11 yr old has a great new... 11-26-2007, 11:00 AM

SteveDallas I like it!!! 11-26-2007, 11:12 AM

ZenGum It's not original - the idea... 11-26-2007, 11:20 AM

binky That is really sick 11-26-2007, 03:12 PM

binky LOL you would!! 11-26-2007, 03:12 PM

binky okay no more tv for my 11 yr... 11-26-2007, 05:58 PM

Aliantha haha....now that's funny. 11-26-2007, 06:55 PM

Clodfobble From the 9-year-old... 11-26-2007, 09:48 PM

SteveDallas hahah! 11-26-2007, 10:03 PM

classicman LOL thats too cute 11-27-2007, 02:17 PM

Stormieweather Late last night, my insomniac... 01-11-2008, 10:47 PM

monster I was helping in class... 01-11-2008, 11:24 PM

monster it's gotta be the first word... 01-11-2008, 11:25 PM

SteveDallas Did he get point off for not... 01-11-2008, 11:38 PM

monster Couldn't tell, teacher was... 01-12-2008, 12:18 AM

SteveDallas My son (almost age 9) has... 01-16-2008, 11:04 AM

aimeecc That is really funny! My... 01-16-2008, 12:23 PM

binky Did anyone see the Dr Phil... 01-16-2008, 03:55 PM

SteveDallas Young Master Dallas has a bit... 03-28-2008, 11:27 PM

LabRat Say, how is his ponytail... 03-31-2008, 12:54 PM

SteveDallas His hair's getting longer..... 03-31-2008, 10:43 PM

smoothmoniker My 2 1/2 year old is really... 04-14-2008, 11:00 AM

binky My 12 year old out of the... 04-14-2008, 06:37 PM

binky cute sm 04-14-2008, 06:37 PM

BigV SonofV and I were watching... 04-15-2008, 09:41 AM

LabRat The pup loves her new Jello... 04-15-2008, 10:07 AM

SteveDallas I guess there's always room... 04-15-2008, 12:10 PM

icileparadise Ok this one taught me a... 04-19-2008, 09:20 AM

hampor "Daddy, do remember all those... 04-15-2008, 12:02 PM

binky My 7 yr old just said "I'm... 04-22-2008, 08:07 PM

footfootfoot Years ago I picked up the... 04-22-2008, 09:18 PM

SteveDallas A couple weeks back, my son... 04-22-2008, 10:08 PM

Shawnee123 My 5 year old niece is trying... 04-23-2008, 09:58 AM

kerosene :rotflol: 04-23-2008, 04:36 PM

Shawnee123 I have to add on to this. My... 05-28-2008, 04:24 PM

Flint We're working on potty... 05-20-2008, 12:30 PM

BigV Ahh... good times, good... 05-20-2008, 01:09 PM

ferret88 We have been facing the... 05-28-2008, 07:52 AM

Shawnee123 lol at flintling 2.0! 05-20-2008, 12:39 PM

footfootfoot Inchling had a playdate w/... 05-20-2008, 07:17 PM

Shawnee123 He was talkin' to his baby... 05-21-2008, 07:23 AM

Undertoad My First Goatse ?! 05-28-2008, 12:07 PM

ferret88 Other day, MommaFerret got... 06-03-2008, 12:37 PM

Shawnee123 My almost 3 three year old... 06-10-2008, 09:08 AM

lookout123 Lil Lookout and 2.0 had to go... 06-10-2008, 04:21 PM

DucksNuts Seriously, I musta missed a... 06-10-2008, 07:12 PM

lookout123 nah. same one revisited. 06-10-2008, 08:45 PM

DucksNuts Oh....well....umm, glad you... 06-10-2008, 10:04 PM

footfootfoot Whoa. Put the car in park. ... 06-11-2008, 09:08 AM

lookout123 no, no specific thread. it... 06-11-2008, 10:33 AM

footfootfoot I'm so happy for you guys... 06-11-2008, 12:59 PM

BigV l123, I am delighted you two... 06-12-2008, 09:50 AM

BigV Funny things they say.... ... 06-12-2008, 10:20 AM

lookout123 versus, Lil Lookout who was... 06-12-2008, 11:20 AM

BigV As we were watching an... 06-18-2008, 11:32 AM

Flint The girl is getting... 06-18-2008, 11:50 AM

Clodfobble Minifob has this book, called... 07-08-2008, 04:06 PM

glatt awesome 07-08-2008, 04:11 PM

Flint yeah, nothing cuter than... 07-08-2008, 04:16 PM

footfootfoot Apart from he's hitting me... 07-08-2008, 08:39 PM

DucksNuts Addison, aged 3..."Ohhh,... 07-08-2008, 11:47 PM

LabRat This isn't something she... 07-09-2008, 03:24 PM

glatt I thought, "eh, that's cute,... 07-09-2008, 03:33 PM

regular.joe surely brightened my day.... 07-09-2008, 03:32 PM

Sundae I had to turn my laptop... 07-09-2008, 03:32 PM

PIMPnazT Coming home from work one... 07-14-2008, 12:29 PM

Irishmama22 First post, woohoo 07-19-2008, 12:31 AM

BigV :snort: [imagined... 07-21-2008, 11:04 AM

Clodfobble We almost had the birds and... 07-21-2008, 11:43 AM

footfootfoot The inch has been hanging... 08-25-2008, 10:35 PM

BigV You have an interesting life,... 08-26-2008, 10:11 AM

Juniper At 10 and 12, mine are pretty... 08-26-2008, 11:28 AM

Flint We were beginning an episode... 08-26-2008, 12:13 PM

lookout123 stories like that give me a... 08-26-2008, 12:45 PM

glatt My 1st grader announced the... 08-27-2008, 04:30 PM

SteveDallas "Yeah, kid... enjoy your... 08-27-2008, 04:49 PM

Clodfobble I nearly made my stepson cry... 08-27-2008, 05:00 PM

Sundae A little girl was in the pub... 09-17-2008, 11:51 AM

footfootfoot That is funny. SG, I'm... 09-17-2008, 12:16 PM

Sundae Nope - I work full time for a... 09-23-2008, 06:37 AM

FStop SG.....that's entirely what I... 09-17-2008, 03:47 PM

Clodfobble Minifob has a laminated... 09-22-2008, 03:10 PM

Flint The girl is two, and... 09-22-2008, 03:28 PM

BigV Out of the blue, SonofV... 09-22-2008, 03:46 PM

Treasenuak My best friend's seven year... 09-22-2008, 06:31 PM

SteveDallas For American History class,... 09-22-2008, 08:28 PM

Aliantha Last week while the boys and... 10-09-2008, 05:46 PM

footfootfoot That is fucking hilarious.... 10-09-2008, 06:07 PM

Aliantha Yes, yes they are. ;) ... 10-09-2008, 06:08 PM

classicman HAHAHAHA - thats a really... 10-09-2008, 06:19 PM

Treasenuak I can see MiniTrea pulling... 10-10-2008, 02:50 PM

monster Isn't the correct term for a... 10-10-2008, 03:31 PM

Treasenuak -chuckles- maybe if I were... 10-11-2008, 12:28 PM

footfootfoot As best as I could piece... 10-31-2008, 02:42 PM

Shawnee123 That's a sweet picture and a... 10-31-2008, 03:32 PM

lookout123 nice pic and better story... 11-01-2008, 12:19 AM

Clodfobble Dammit. My carefree days are... 11-14-2008, 03:30 PM

Razzmatazz13 When I was little, I used to... 06-09-2009, 04:42 PM

Queen of the Ryche And Princess likes "I Can... 06-11-2009, 12:13 PM

Sundae Clod, having listened to the... 11-14-2008, 03:42 PM

Pie Just play the song for them,... 11-14-2008, 03:43 PM

Clodfobble Ah, see but the album version... 11-14-2008, 04:46 PM

footfootfoot I think I put a version of... 11-14-2008, 05:19 PM

ZenGum Ahhh, which "Madonna"? ... 11-14-2008, 05:25 PM

footfootfoot Nope, but you're .99 away:... 11-14-2008, 05:58 PM

Juniper When my son was about two, he... 11-14-2008, 07:45 PM

SquidGirl So, a couple days ago my 2... 11-17-2008, 11:57 PM

monster Thor's first penpal letter 12-10-2008, 09:04 PM

Aliantha While watching a bit of TV... 11-22-2008, 06:09 PM

SquidGirl I don't know if this is... 11-27-2008, 09:01 AM

classicman That's very cool. I was pen... 12-11-2008, 10:06 AM

lookout123 but did you shag her? 12-11-2008, 11:05 AM

classicman My cousin????? Uh, No! 12-11-2008, 12:08 PM

monster The entire family is now... 12-19-2008, 02:11 PM

lookout123 now THAT is funny. 12-19-2008, 02:13 PM

SteveDallas "I haven't figured out how to... 12-19-2008, 09:00 PM

Flint Give this kid a drumset. 12-19-2008, 11:37 PM

monster So we asked the sprogs if... 12-21-2008, 08:51 PM

Pico and ME I got mine from the movies. 12-21-2008, 11:07 PM

Yznhymr Mind you this happened... 12-22-2008, 12:10 AM

Flint I was informed that our... 12-22-2008, 01:38 PM

Pico and ME I dont have any kids, but I... 12-22-2008, 01:46 PM

Pie That's why I like cats. They... 12-22-2008, 02:10 PM

Pooka As My 2 yr old and I were... 12-22-2008, 04:50 PM

Aliantha I've been watching Good Will... 01-22-2009, 11:14 PM

ZenGum Good Will Hunting + teenage... 01-23-2009, 05:58 AM

Juniper As part of my astronomy lab,... 01-24-2009, 03:26 PM

ZenGum Well, when you look from the... 01-24-2009, 04:56 PM

classicman I need a pic of that Zen. 01-25-2009, 01:14 AM

SteveDallas I had picked up Miss Dallas... 01-27-2009, 09:59 AM

Shawnee123 My mom sent me an email... 01-29-2009, 07:21 AM

Clodfobble :lol: Big sisters can be so... 01-29-2009, 11:52 AM

Shawnee123 It's like watching a comedy... 01-29-2009, 11:53 AM

monster Hector (9) was trying to tell... 03-15-2009, 06:58 PM

Sheldonrs I see a future in rap music... 04-07-2009, 05:44 PM

Shawnee123 lol Heard today: my three... 03-15-2009, 08:42 PM

footfootfoot The Millimeter (22 months)... 04-03-2009, 10:43 PM

Flint The girl (2.5) telling mama,... 04-04-2009, 10:08 AM

Aliantha This might not be funny to... 04-07-2009, 05:46 PM

Clodfobble Not something the kid said,... 04-19-2009, 03:30 PM

dar512 I'm trying to figure what you... 04-20-2009, 11:13 AM

BigV reminiscing in this thread.... 11-09-2013, 11:28 AM

monster Descending in the elevator... 04-19-2009, 05:07 PM

Clodfobble He would walk around with his... 04-20-2009, 01:20 PM

monster I know kids like that, and my... 04-20-2009, 04:49 PM

binky It was around 93 degrees at... 04-20-2009, 05:34 PM

Queen of the Ryche Princess OtR was playing a... 04-21-2009, 01:38 PM

Aliantha Aden goes to school with a... 04-22-2009, 06:38 AM

Queen of the Ryche How old is he? That's funny! 04-22-2009, 10:40 AM

Aliantha He's 12. Almost 13. First... 04-22-2009, 09:14 PM

ZenGum I knew a guy called Mark... 04-25-2009, 02:35 AM

Queen of the Ryche Princess OTR (age 5) did a... 05-22-2009, 12:03 PM

Flint WIN. 05-22-2009, 12:12 PM

Queen of the Ryche That was last night. This... 05-22-2009, 12:13 PM

Clodfobble I thought at first she wrote... 05-22-2009, 12:22 PM

Flint me too 05-22-2009, 12:41 PM

Shawnee123 heheheee 3 year old niece,... 05-22-2009, 12:43 PM

Queen of the Ryche Her daddy's vocab is... 05-22-2009, 12:44 PM

Flint cutest word ever: my 1yo son... 05-22-2009, 01:12 PM

Flint What is a Harligula? 05-23-2009, 10:53 AM

SteveDallas She didn't accidentally find... 05-23-2009, 11:41 AM

Flint I don't own Caligula and have... 05-23-2009, 01:12 PM

Clodfobble From a... 05-23-2009, 01:34 PM

Flint That's good, but she can say... 05-23-2009, 01:38 PM

kerosene Reminds me of when my son was... 05-23-2009, 11:21 PM

lumberjim this thread is the 1st result... 05-23-2009, 11:24 PM

morethanpretty All 5 of my little 2nd... 05-25-2009, 07:16 PM

footfootfoot "I don't like Saint Bernard... 05-25-2009, 08:20 PM

Flint lol ... I understand that... 05-25-2009, 08:43 PM

Clodfobble My 10-year-old stepdaughter... 05-30-2009, 08:39 AM

Shawnee123 :notworthy: I am... 05-30-2009, 12:57 PM

Shawnee123 A friend of the family died a... 06-02-2009, 10:22 AM

Flint The girl, doing her best ... 06-07-2009, 08:34 PM

Queen of the Ryche Thank god my kid isn't the... 06-09-2009, 09:48 AM

Aliantha OK, this has just made me... 06-09-2009, 01:45 AM

classicman O. M. G. That brings back... 06-09-2009, 08:02 AM

monster It's because she was a bad... 06-09-2009, 08:30 AM

SteveDallas Impressive! Sign him up with... 06-09-2009, 10:25 AM

benjamin I was 14 , when my one of my... 06-09-2009, 04:51 PM

DeepOne I have one that's more me... 06-12-2009, 12:59 AM

Shawnee123 Excellent! And welcome! 06-12-2009, 09:00 AM

classicman HA - very funny! and... 06-12-2009, 08:26 AM

Shawnee123 More from the mouth of the... 06-22-2009, 11:36 AM

BigV (SonofV, musically) "...dee... 06-23-2009, 12:13 PM

lumberjim a brief exchange between jinx... 06-25-2009, 07:00 PM

Shawnee123 :lol: Has anyone else... 06-25-2009, 07:02 PM

Sundae Belatedly. Don't worry, I... 09-29-2009, 01:45 PM

Aliantha I've noticed. I keep... 06-25-2009, 07:04 PM

lumberjim shouldn't you be busy... 06-25-2009, 07:19 PM

Aliantha Shouldn't you be busy picking... 06-25-2009, 07:21 PM

SteveDallas A few days back Miss Dallas... 08-22-2009, 11:45 PM

Clodfobble You know that kid schtick... 09-19-2009, 08:45 PM

SteveDallas So.... what'd you tell her??? 09-19-2009, 09:43 PM

wolf Because Mommy and Daddy... 09-19-2009, 11:47 PM

Clodfobble Mr. Fob told her that... 09-20-2009, 08:56 AM

monster I confirmed to Thor that he... 09-29-2009, 08:35 AM

Shawnee123 :lol: 09-29-2009, 11:36 AM

Beest "X = 7" Thor again "we... 09-29-2009, 12:29 PM

Shawnee123 Whew...glad to finally know... 09-29-2009, 12:32 PM

monster Thor again.... He took the... 09-29-2009, 03:32 PM

Guest sounds like you raised him... 10-01-2009, 09:42 AM

monster I hope so... and welcome! 10-01-2009, 11:07 AM

Queen of the Ryche "Delighting in the... 10-02-2009, 02:35 PM

monster My darling baby -who is very... 11-21-2009, 06:36 PM

Griff Nice! 11-21-2009, 08:07 PM

Clodfobble The little lighthouse and... 11-21-2009, 08:55 PM

monster I thought so too. And the... 11-21-2009, 09:29 PM

classicman Its a boy! 11-21-2009, 10:04 PM

ZenGum "Little lighthouse" ... is... 11-21-2009, 10:54 PM

monster Hector cracked us up tonight.... 12-14-2009, 08:26 PM

monster Hector again.... It... 12-25-2009, 03:21 PM

footfootfoot We've been watching a lot of... 12-25-2009, 07:10 PM

Clodfobble Recently we've been numbering... 01-12-2010, 09:31 AM

Guest Going Crazy 01-19-2010, 09:51 PM

xoxoxoBruce Welcome to the Cellar,... 01-22-2010, 12:18 AM

squirell nutkin MIllimeter, 2 1/2 told me... 01-31-2010, 02:12 PM

Griff Ha! Nice one. 01-31-2010, 04:16 PM

squirell nutkin Cleaning out some old files... 03-09-2010, 07:56 PM

lumberjim you should be on tv 03-09-2010, 11:53 PM

glatt I wasn't expecting to snort... 03-10-2010, 07:27 AM

skysidhe :) 03-12-2010, 08:02 PM

squirell nutkin Can we addd "Gross things... 03-16-2010, 05:46 PM

Sheldonrs Why is there someone named... 03-17-2010, 11:21 AM

squirell nutkin We're not actually from... 03-17-2010, 01:55 PM

Tulip This is probably not as funny... 03-22-2010, 11:41 PM

monster Why would she be upset at... 03-23-2010, 10:01 AM

Tulip Haha....Very true. My nephew... 03-23-2010, 11:15 AM

Aliantha Football season is here... 03-24-2010, 06:11 PM

classicman lol - ahh that brings back... 03-25-2010, 08:38 AM

squirell nutkin I overheard the millimeter,... 04-08-2010, 10:50 AM

monster My baby dreams of Nerf 04-11-2010, 11:17 PM

Tulip Why does he need to sleep... 04-12-2010, 01:06 AM

monster He just had a Nerf war... 04-12-2010, 07:03 AM

ZenGum because nerd farts are too... 04-14-2010, 06:19 AM

HungLikeJesus Shouldn't that be pup or kit,... 04-12-2010, 02:16 PM

Aliantha I overheard this one coming... 04-12-2010, 02:37 AM

Sundae Can funny/ embarrassing... 04-12-2010, 01:54 PM

squirell nutkin Probably HLJ, when I switched... 04-12-2010, 02:26 PM

Pie The squirell has developed a... 04-12-2010, 02:26 PM

Clodfobble Minifob was naming the tabs... 04-13-2010, 04:42 PM

monster That's because you're a lady... 04-13-2010, 07:23 PM

monster Thor was brought to the... 04-14-2010, 08:02 PM

Tulip Is he doing okay? The poor... 04-17-2010, 12:12 AM

monster Totally back to normal.... 04-17-2010, 02:21 PM

Tulip Glad to hear! hehe... You've... 04-18-2010, 12:30 AM

squirell nutkin Tell him he's lucky it was... 04-14-2010, 08:08 PM

monster ha, I told him he was lucky... 04-14-2010, 08:12 PM

monster I did let him get out of swim... 04-14-2010, 08:13 PM

squirell nutkin Speaking as a sadder but... 04-17-2010, 08:06 AM

skysidhe Funny Thing I took my mom... 04-17-2010, 09:37 AM

skysidhe weel, sometimes we just take... 04-18-2010, 11:02 PM

squirell nutkin The inch, 6 1/2 has begun his... 06-12-2010, 08:22 AM

Flint The girl at a "comedy show"... 06-13-2010, 01:26 PM

Flint Uhhh, read that with a comma... 06-13-2010, 01:36 PM

squirell nutkin Mrs. Nutkin and I were... 07-15-2010, 11:13 PM

ZenGum Now that would make for an... 07-16-2010, 06:41 AM

Clodfobble From the daughter of some... 08-11-2010, 07:26 PM

Lamplighter As we were driving my 6-yr... 08-15-2010, 10:33 PM

squirell nutkin We have another woodchuck... 09-05-2010, 11:16 AM

monster Here's a twofer ...or maybe a... 09-08-2010, 07:56 PM

SteveDallas "Why did you tear [the bottom... 09-11-2010, 03:22 PM

Clodfobble And what did the top part... 09-11-2010, 04:05 PM

Tulip Yeah, I'm curious too. :D 09-11-2010, 05:30 PM

monster /I misread that as pop tart/ 09-11-2010, 05:36 PM

SteveDallas It said, "You want empty... 09-11-2010, 05:38 PM

monster Hmm Pop tart letters home... 09-11-2010, 06:33 PM

SteveDallas Oh, it was just a generic... 09-11-2010, 05:36 PM

xoxoxoBruce That's called conditioning.... 09-12-2010, 04:23 PM

Flint Pooka told the girl (4yo) she... 09-17-2010, 09:45 AM

Griff Motorcycle weaving passes the... 09-19-2010, 11:39 AM

casimendocina Not a parent thing, but it... 09-12-2010, 07:00 AM

footfootfoot Shiner 09-19-2010, 07:15 PM

footfootfoot 3 y.o. free association: ... 09-21-2010, 08:52 AM

monster what in the hell had you... 09-21-2010, 09:33 AM

footfootfoot she's naturally creative.... 09-21-2010, 10:14 AM

Tulip My sister was putting on... 09-27-2010, 10:56 AM

Clodfobble Ah, yes. We've been going... 09-27-2010, 12:02 PM

Tulip Hahahahhahahahahahah.....that... 10-01-2010, 12:24 PM

xoxoxoBruce Typical chick, laughing at... 10-01-2010, 07:38 PM

monster Thor is going to be Orion for... 10-28-2010, 09:01 AM

Pete Zicato He's maintaining artistic... 10-28-2010, 09:49 AM

SteveDallas BETELGEUSE! BETELGEUSE!... 10-28-2010, 01:37 PM

Undertoad :D She certainly is. 11-17-2010, 03:21 PM

footfootfoot mm (3yo) watching ballet:That... 11-18-2010, 01:50 PM

monster Today, IKEA: "That young... 11-27-2010, 10:51 PM

footfootfoot The inch took a photo of a... 11-27-2010, 11:30 PM

xoxoxoBruce Of course you told him that... 11-28-2010, 12:19 AM

monster that will totally work! 11-27-2010, 11:42 PM

monster ...I must add that Thor's... 11-27-2010, 11:44 PM

glatt That's the worst. But at... 11-28-2010, 04:42 PM

monster Been there done that. ... 11-28-2010, 05:24 PM

Flint So I've made these "musical... 12-01-2010, 11:27 PM

SteveDallas wgYgl4OodeY 12-03-2010, 01:37 PM

footfootfoot OOOH I know pick me! ... 12-02-2010, 04:37 AM

Clodfobble Out of nowhere yesterday,... 12-03-2010, 01:44 PM

footfootfoot "Vaginas are not actions.... 12-16-2010, 06:34 PM

Shawnee123 :lol2: Kids are so funny,... 12-17-2010, 08:21 AM

Flint omg what?! lol 12-16-2010, 07:10 PM

footfootfoot My mistake, she said "Vaginas... 12-16-2010, 08:47 PM

Undertoad Vampires? 12-16-2010, 09:14 PM

footfootfoot No, she meant vaginas, I... 12-17-2010, 06:29 AM

footfootfoot On why I should get out of... 01-04-2011, 08:04 AM

footfootfoot The mm singing softly while... 02-03-2011, 09:13 AM

monster mmmmmm..... 02-03-2011, 09:39 AM

BigV I hear it to the tune of the... 02-03-2011, 06:16 PM

Aliantha We were waiting at the... 02-03-2011, 06:39 PM

BigV hahahahahahah! 02-04-2011, 02:38 PM

footfootfoot Trope Spotting 02-26-2011, 09:57 AM

Clodfobble "Mommy, what's wrong?" "I'm... 02-26-2011, 10:16 AM

Clodfobble Minifob's full of gems these... 03-03-2011, 11:27 PM

monster "I'm an Athlete, not a... 03-06-2011, 07:57 PM

Shawnee123 "If you can't be an athlete,... 03-07-2011, 08:59 AM

plthijinx i;m an athlete. can you... 03-10-2011, 04:54 PM

monster you have the mark of high... 03-10-2011, 08:24 PM

Guest Mini me, her step-dad and I... 03-12-2011, 07:44 AM

jimhelm a friend's 5 yr old: "I'm... 03-07-2011, 09:46 AM

Tulip Oh my! :lol: 03-07-2011, 10:34 PM

Clodfobble Today Minifob inadvertently... 03-26-2011, 09:17 PM

footfootfoot Wow. He's gotten so big. So... 03-27-2011, 12:03 AM

infinite monkey My youngest niece yesterday,... 03-28-2011, 03:00 PM

footfootfoot ...and let that be a lesson... 03-28-2011, 03:11 PM

monster Beest just reported a big... 03-28-2011, 07:42 PM

Beest The towel rail in the... 03-29-2011, 12:15 PM

BigV Bravo Thor! Beest, you're... 04-07-2011, 01:56 PM

monster :lol: Although I'm surprised... 03-29-2011, 12:28 PM

infinite monkey You should tell him he's... 03-29-2011, 01:00 PM

skysidhe I like that kid. :) 04-07-2011, 02:30 PM

footfootfoot It was warm today and squash... 04-07-2011, 08:40 PM

zippyt because they are EffingBugs... 04-07-2011, 10:02 PM

Griff Lil Griff rick-rolled her... 04-09-2011, 06:51 PM

footfootfoot She is awesome111! 04-09-2011, 08:02 PM

zippyt Thats Out standing griff !!! 04-09-2011, 08:18 PM

monster lil Griff Rocks and rickRolls 04-09-2011, 10:07 PM

Gravdigr Good friend's ~3 yo daughter,... 05-12-2011, 01:15 PM

BigV Gravdigr, that is funny to... 05-12-2011, 03:13 PM

Flint THAT is having children at... 05-12-2011, 03:30 PM

ZenGum I <3 lil Griff! 05-12-2011, 10:51 PM

footfootfoot mm said the other day:... 05-14-2011, 08:34 PM

footfootfoot The Inch: "You better show... 05-22-2011, 12:48 PM

Clodfobble Minifob: (pretending his toy... 05-22-2011, 01:59 PM

footfootfoot Zomblebee III: Hive of the... 05-22-2011, 02:23 PM

Griff That has to become a... 05-22-2011, 03:03 PM

Sundae M fell over on her way into... 05-27-2011, 12:03 PM

BigV I've menaced SonofV this week... 05-27-2011, 05:12 PM

Aliantha I was sitting here looking at... 06-04-2011, 06:12 PM

casimendocina Have Max and Coco (the dog)... 06-05-2011, 08:00 AM

ZenGum Poor Max is going to grow up... 06-04-2011, 07:08 PM

Lola Bunny I was scratching my nephew's... 06-04-2011, 10:06 PM

Aliantha Cleo? They're always doing... 06-05-2011, 06:14 PM

casimendocina :) That is so cute. What... 06-07-2011, 10:38 AM

Aliantha She's never otherwise... 06-07-2011, 06:00 PM

casimendocina Last night, a kitten... 06-09-2011, 04:55 AM

Clodfobble At the doctor's office,... 06-22-2011, 10:04 PM

Lola Bunny Hehe...how cute. 06-22-2011, 10:32 PM

classicman That's great Clod - You just... 06-23-2011, 08:43 AM

infinite monkey I've been wavering on posting... 06-23-2011, 11:04 AM

Lola Bunny :lol2: Thanks for posting... 06-23-2011, 03:39 PM

grynch The subject of this story is... 09-14-2011, 02:49 AM

Clodfobble Imagine what she was... 06-23-2011, 05:51 PM

ZenGum Overheard teenager: that's... 06-24-2011, 02:00 AM

Lola Bunny And that's how the English... 06-24-2011, 06:46 PM

ZenGum Speaking of which, the... 06-24-2011, 08:37 PM

monster "Snap his arm or something!"... 06-27-2011, 06:54 PM

footfootfoot That needs to be on a t shirt... 06-27-2011, 07:21 PM

Sundae Went up to Tiger's new class... 07-07-2011, 11:51 AM

monster Thor will never says things... 08-20-2011, 10:36 AM

infinite monkey :lol2: Too smart! 08-20-2011, 10:44 AM

Gravdigr If I had a child, I'd want... 09-01-2011, 04:55 PM

footfootfoot I gave the mm a raspberry on... 09-13-2011, 01:32 PM

Pete Zicato I'm guessing that you read to... 09-21-2011, 02:33 PM

monster maybe she meant "gnaw her"? ... 09-13-2011, 08:42 PM

Clodfobble Verbatim from the 13-year-old... 09-23-2011, 04:42 PM

footfootfoot That is very funny. 09-23-2011, 04:52 PM

ZenGum From the 18 year old lass I... 09-27-2011, 08:50 PM

footfootfoot Yeah, we read a lot to them... 09-23-2011, 04:51 PM

Lamplighter They're called Roget's... 09-23-2011, 05:41 PM

BigV SonofV from the recliner in... 10-08-2011, 12:53 PM

ZenGum Tell him: push hard, try for... 10-08-2011, 06:52 PM

Pete Zicato Made be wheeze/laugh a la... 10-10-2011, 11:47 AM

monster Thor (9): I'm breaking... 10-08-2011, 09:40 PM

zippyt Thor: I do not have ADHD. Oh... 10-08-2011, 11:27 PM

footfootfoot As I walked by I heard the... 10-10-2011, 01:51 PM

Flint "a loathsome beast"... 10-10-2011, 02:35 PM

BigV yes, funny. say.. her finger... 10-10-2011, 02:57 PM

footfootfoot There were no pictures, just... 10-10-2011, 07:39 PM

Clodfobble Me: Please stop making that... 10-11-2011, 09:15 PM

monster Did you just switch your... 10-11-2011, 09:39 PM

ZenGum Wow, you just got had. ... 10-11-2011, 09:23 PM

BigV tha's funny/embarrassing but... 10-11-2011, 10:44 PM

footfootfoot Ha Ha Ha. I'm not sorry... 10-12-2011, 09:33 AM

footfootfoot We're watching our friend's 2... 10-25-2011, 12:36 PM

Clodfobble You guys ever wonder about... 10-25-2011, 02:18 PM

jimhelm i thought I had posted a... 10-25-2011, 02:43 PM

footfootfoot Inch: Sing the song about the... 12-23-2011, 06:53 PM

ZenGum Does he understand that YOU... 12-23-2011, 10:58 PM

monster So I picked Thor up and slung... 12-23-2011, 10:30 PM

footfootfoot It's that intermittent... 12-23-2011, 10:36 PM

it i was playing unreal with my... 01-01-2012, 08:55 AM

monster Isn't that an M rated game? 01-01-2012, 04:41 PM

it i don't see your point. 01-03-2012, 02:10 PM

BigV Look, this isn't my kid. But... 01-01-2012, 04:58 PM

monster Thor: I'd throttle you if I... 01-03-2012, 01:32 PM

monster makes it not funny. 5yo... 01-03-2012, 04:21 PM

it joy kill aren't you? ... 01-03-2012, 04:53 PM

monster I looked at the game graphics... 01-03-2012, 09:11 PM

Lola Bunny My sister commented how my... 01-03-2012, 10:19 PM

it she actually used to do the... 01-04-2012, 02:49 AM

monster "But, Sir, She did it... 01-08-2012, 09:40 PM

monster Hebe (before her "let's all... 01-08-2012, 10:48 PM

monster "Son of a Turkey!" Hector,... 01-31-2012, 12:39 PM

Beest I don't know where he learnt... 03-08-2012, 11:56 AM

Gravdigr :lol2: Tell him he can... 03-08-2012, 02:39 PM

classicman Not from mine, but there are... 03-03-2012, 11:26 PM

BigV art linkletter is rolling in... 03-07-2012, 10:46 PM

Gravdigr Ima use that btw. 03-08-2012, 02:40 PM

HungLikeJesus Then what do you call an old... 03-08-2012, 08:44 PM

Gravdigr Classicman? You call an... 03-17-2012, 04:15 PM

monster cheney? 03-08-2012, 08:58 PM

footfootfoot From the five year old who... 03-15-2012, 06:23 PM

BigV I'd be following them around... 03-15-2012, 08:03 PM

Aliantha This morning Dazza was... 03-23-2012, 07:24 PM

ZenGum AND he catches bigger fish! 03-23-2012, 08:01 PM

Aliantha Yes, they're just heading off... 03-23-2012, 08:03 PM

classicman I sense a meme developing. 03-24-2012, 08:51 AM

HungLikeJesus Doodle envy. 03-23-2012, 08:16 PM

Clodfobble Minifob said something... 03-23-2012, 10:07 PM

Clodfobble I sense a peen developing. 03-24-2012, 08:52 AM

Aliantha Well Max has just turned... 03-24-2012, 05:59 PM

Rhianne It never stops you know. ... 03-24-2012, 06:26 PM

wolf When momwolf would get cranky... 03-25-2012, 10:51 PM

classicman :eek: 03-25-2012, 11:05 PM

Aliantha You know, I've said pretty... 03-24-2012, 06:39 PM

Clodfobble OMG yes. "But I'm not... 03-25-2012, 10:33 AM

classicman Kinda defeats the purpose,... 03-25-2012, 01:00 PM

Sundae There is a theory that the... 03-25-2012, 02:00 PM

B-Tay I believe there was something... 03-25-2012, 05:26 PM

limey What about Ali's next one,... 03-25-2012, 02:13 PM

Sundae She'll be okay. 03-25-2012, 02:16 PM

ZenGum Damn postmodernists. :lol: 03-25-2012, 06:11 PM

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footfootfoot It's true, though the... 03-27-2012, 08:13 AM

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B-Tay I thought it was interesting... 03-27-2012, 10:04 AM

BigV Yeah, tha's nice and all...... 03-27-2012, 10:10 AM

Griff Lil Griff was sitting in with... 03-31-2012, 12:28 PM

ZenGum Erotic drummer? Does she... 03-31-2012, 06:16 PM

Sundae Zen. You Are On Report. 04-01-2012, 03:44 PM

Clodfobble Minifobette's been watching... 04-01-2012, 05:51 PM

monster Depends how fatty it is..... 04-01-2012, 06:17 PM

BigV Griff, Clodfobble, those are... 04-03-2012, 10:39 AM

monster "When the double yellow lines... 04-05-2012, 05:47 PM

SteveDallas Wait till she sees this.... 04-13-2012, 07:58 PM

Clodfobble Ha! Which future biologist... 04-05-2012, 11:56 PM

monster Hebe 04-06-2012, 09:09 PM

Aliantha Mav walks into the house and... 04-07-2012, 03:38 AM

classicman hahaha - good one Ali. 04-07-2012, 10:55 PM

BigV They're quick witted, aren't... 04-09-2012, 11:09 AM

Aliantha They are very funny at times.... 04-09-2012, 05:17 PM

Clodfobble My orchestra teacher used to... 04-10-2012, 07:52 AM

Aliantha haha...I'm going to remember... 04-10-2012, 05:15 PM

ZenGum :lol: Dude, she's 14, and... 04-13-2012, 08:06 PM

monster She's not dating the Hotter... 04-13-2012, 08:19 PM

Aliantha Specially the boys. lol 04-14-2012, 06:20 PM

Sundae Mum-isms. - "You will eat... 07-14-2012, 07:22 AM

Aliantha lol...so you can wear your... 07-14-2012, 06:55 PM

Sundae I didn't in the end because... 07-15-2012, 07:59 AM

DucksNuts Addi..."Tyler said the F... 07-15-2012, 04:50 AM

Undertoad :lol: 07-15-2012, 06:39 AM

footfootfoot You totally should have mock... 07-15-2012, 09:19 AM

Aliantha Addi needs to pay more... 07-15-2012, 07:14 PM

footfootfoot Me: (Muttering in the... 07-28-2012, 11:06 AM

monster Swimmer Girl: I love the... 09-30-2012, 08:19 PM

ZenGum :lol: I love the smell... 09-30-2012, 11:35 PM

monster That was on our team shirts... 10-01-2012, 08:06 AM

Clodfobble A year and a half ago,... 10-08-2012, 07:30 AM

Griff Don't tell mini but Lil Griff... 10-08-2012, 07:56 AM

Clodfobble Don't tell Flint either. ;) 10-08-2012, 08:48 AM

Flint I don't know why, but... 10-11-2012, 12:55 PM

Griff That's pretty much how lil'... 10-13-2012, 11:53 AM

Flint Ask Pooka, this is very... 10-15-2012, 02:58 PM

xoxoxoBruce Most musical instruments can... 10-15-2012, 11:22 PM

jimhelm to me drums seem hardest... 10-11-2012, 01:34 PM

Lamplighter ...or, thinking a word at the... 10-11-2012, 01:54 PM

footfootfoot The Millimeter, aged 5 1/2... 11-28-2012, 09:07 AM

infinite monkey That age! My slightly... 11-28-2012, 09:17 AM

infinite monkey My youngest niece had her... 12-10-2012, 08:16 AM

Undertoad :D Of course they... 12-10-2012, 10:19 AM

infinite monkey You know, I wonder if I... 12-11-2012, 12:17 PM

Griff Are hobos sentient? I always... 12-15-2012, 12:48 PM

Griff Kid in my class talking very... 12-15-2012, 07:47 PM

BigV This one is funny, to SonofV.... 12-10-2012, 04:54 PM

Chocolatl Covering all his bases, I... 12-16-2012, 12:31 AM

Griff Lil' Pete may be a nerd.... 12-17-2012, 04:25 PM

footfootfoot Ahh the innocence of youth. 12-17-2012, 04:35 PM

Lola Bunny While my nephew was changing... 12-21-2012, 09:31 PM

ZenGum Eeiiw. :lol: My nephew,... 12-22-2012, 12:11 AM

footfootfoot That's really sad; he's five... 12-22-2012, 06:59 AM

ZenGum Worse, they've promised him a... 12-22-2012, 05:13 PM

footfootfoot Like he'd actually walk it... 12-22-2012, 05:19 PM

Griff Poor thing will go the way of... 12-22-2012, 05:39 PM

ZenGum WHO TOLD YOU ABOUT MY... 12-22-2012, 05:49 PM

footfootfoot That Mastodon is a liar! 12-22-2012, 05:53 PM

Griff Anyone who would introduce an... 12-24-2012, 08:35 AM

Lola Bunny My nephew recently learned... 12-30-2012, 10:11 PM

footfootfoot I don't know why, but I am... 12-31-2012, 09:08 AM

Lola Bunny I know what the term means. :D 12-31-2012, 03:48 PM

footfootfoot Is that a Buddhist "know" or... 12-31-2012, 08:32 PM

orthodoc How do Buddhists 'know'... 12-31-2012, 08:52 PM

footfootfoot Well, in Zen there is the... 12-31-2012, 10:36 PM

orthodoc I understand the necessity of... 12-31-2012, 10:49 PM

footfootfoot These are metaphors for... 12-31-2012, 10:53 PM

orthodoc I agree that orgasm can't be... 12-31-2012, 10:59 PM

footfootfoot Yes, absolutely. But again,... 12-31-2012, 11:07 PM

Nirvana Should this be in philosophy?... 01-01-2013, 09:33 PM

xoxoxoBruce I must disagree, as I believe... 01-02-2013, 09:22 AM

Lola Bunny People, we are talking about... 01-01-2013, 11:30 PM

orthodoc I bow to your superior... 01-02-2013, 09:58 AM

xoxoxoBruce :notworthy 01-02-2013, 10:09 AM

Lola Bunny Foot: I was being humorous.... 01-02-2013, 05:20 PM

footfootfoot I was being humorous too.... 01-03-2013, 03:17 PM

orthodoc Yes, but I seem to recall... 01-03-2013, 04:15 PM

Lola Bunny Whew! Then I don't have to be... 01-03-2013, 07:01 PM

jimhelm you know what the Buddhist... 01-03-2013, 07:51 PM

Lola Bunny Umm..... What did he say to... 01-03-2013, 08:00 PM

Lola Bunny I was gonna say "give me one... 01-03-2013, 08:02 PM

Nirvana Lola LOL! les innocent!... 01-03-2013, 08:23 PM

orthodoc Right about now I'd be... 01-03-2013, 09:08 PM

footfootfoot I'd be grateful for one with... 01-03-2013, 09:55 PM

Lola Bunny sooooooo....I'm guessing you... 01-03-2013, 10:09 PM

ZenGum Q: What did the Buddhist Monk... 01-04-2013, 03:00 AM

orthodoc Never settle. Insist on only... 01-04-2013, 12:47 AM

BigV I don't agree. Besides, how... 01-04-2013, 11:31 AM

footfootfoot Four monks were sitting... 01-04-2013, 11:11 AM

orthodoc Okay - I admit, on rereading,... 01-04-2013, 02:22 PM

footfootfoot I dunno. I kind of pictured... 01-04-2013, 04:50 PM

orthodoc :lol: Nice. Presumably I am... 01-04-2013, 05:25 PM

footfootfoot Nope. BigV is a fun sponge. 01-04-2013, 06:40 PM

orthodoc What, no stockings? In that... 01-05-2013, 02:17 AM

footfootfoot D'oh! I forgot the stockings,... 01-05-2013, 11:33 AM

BigV I love pizza. I've had... 01-08-2013, 03:07 PM

Clodfobble Minifobette has control... 01-05-2013, 07:17 AM

glatt Oh, that's gonna get tiring. ... 01-05-2013, 01:35 PM

BigV Posts like this make me think... 01-08-2013, 02:57 PM

Clodfobble Oh no, Minifobette is having... 01-05-2013, 01:43 PM

footfootfoot Same at my house. The... 01-05-2013, 03:09 PM

ZenGum For FSM's sake, do not let... 01-05-2013, 07:59 PM

BigV goddammit, there IS NO DEBATE. 01-08-2013, 02:50 PM

footfootfoot When it comes to pizza, one's... 01-08-2013, 03:18 PM

footfootfoot We are watching a DVD of the... 01-12-2013, 07:48 PM

ZenGum :lol: What, no "Nut... 01-12-2013, 08:22 PM

footfootfoot Give her another year or two,... 01-12-2013, 08:37 PM

Clodfobble Very funny! 01-13-2013, 12:36 PM

monster Latest mispronunciation based... 02-18-2013, 03:55 PM

limey Fabulous! Sent by... 02-19-2013, 06:19 AM

Aliantha Here's a funny one. Tonight I... 02-22-2013, 02:59 AM

Flint Awww, man. Sleep giggles.... 04-15-2013, 10:38 PM

footfootfoot The kids were down at the... 04-15-2013, 11:35 AM

Lamplighter :D 04-15-2013, 11:55 AM

monster still funny when they're 14... 04-16-2013, 10:09 PM

Clodfobble Minifobette loves brussels... 05-08-2013, 06:10 PM

orthodoc Pretzel sprouts. I can work... 05-08-2013, 06:14 PM

Clodfobble Minifob's birthday party was... 05-21-2013, 10:52 PM

glatt *snort* 05-22-2013, 07:24 AM

footfootfoot three thumbs up 05-22-2013, 09:18 AM

Griff Ha! 05-23-2013, 05:47 AM

chrisinhouston My daughter in law told me... 05-23-2013, 11:16 AM

footfootfoot We were watching the Johnny... 06-02-2013, 01:32 AM

monster u have no idea. well maybe... 06-26-2013, 09:06 PM

Lola Bunny I was leaning on the door... 07-24-2013, 10:01 PM

Gravdigr Well, you are. And you do. ... 08-28-2013, 07:50 AM

BigV heh. the new normal. 06-11-2013, 07:09 PM

glatt glatt jr., 11 years old, this... 06-25-2013, 02:34 PM

ZenGum Ah, I fondly remember many... 06-26-2013, 06:09 AM

footfootfoot Me: are you being a... 07-25-2013, 12:08 PM

Clodfobble Doubly funny when you... 07-25-2013, 12:18 PM

footfootfoot She's frighteningly smart, I... 07-25-2013, 06:54 PM

BigV :eek: 07-25-2013, 07:16 PM

footfootfoot Another one from the mm:... 08-27-2013, 06:06 PM

Sundae I demand my moon ions right... 08-28-2013, 07:23 AM

Gravdigr I WANT MOON IONS!! AND I... 08-28-2013, 07:45 AM

orthodoc After all, she was capable... 08-27-2013, 06:11 PM

BigV JXwMgIlmoaM Do you think,... 08-27-2013, 06:50 PM

Happy Monkey How about bloomin' moon ions? 08-28-2013, 11:47 AM

footfootfoot Good one HM! 09-13-2013, 05:00 PM

Aliantha Aden drove his girlfriend to... 09-14-2013, 05:19 PM

BigV TOTAL GUY MOVE! He's... 09-16-2013, 10:00 AM

Gravdigr :lol2: 09-15-2013, 01:06 PM

Aliantha I know, right? lol. It's... 09-16-2013, 05:22 PM

Clodfobble From this evening's dinner... 11-07-2013, 09:20 PM

BigV BWAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHA! 11-07-2013, 10:00 PM

Griff Ha! 11-09-2013, 07:59 AM

Clodfobble When we went to church last... 11-09-2013, 12:59 PM

lumberjim I found a note the boy wrote... 11-10-2013, 01:22 AM

footfootfoot Those are the best dreams.... 12-27-2013, 02:42 PM

footfootfoot Sitting here, listening to... 12-27-2013, 02:38 PM

footfootfoot The mm is on a tear. I... 12-28-2013, 11:27 AM

Griff I admire her contempt for... 12-28-2013, 12:34 PM

Lamplighter "demented" - a Sesame Street... 12-28-2013, 12:46 PM

Clodfobble Minifobette is flipping... 01-01-2014, 08:13 AM

Griff Nice! Now she has a target... 01-01-2014, 08:33 AM

footfootfoot :D 01-01-2014, 11:48 AM

Gravdigr 46489 01-11-2014, 05:41 PM

footfootfoot Takes after her mom? 01-01-2014, 11:47 AM

Clodfobble From my daughter's artwork... 02-14-2014, 04:24 PM

Griff :) 02-14-2014, 05:26 PM

Clodfobble She claims she heard the... 02-14-2014, 05:30 PM

Griff Freaking awesome. I read it... 02-14-2014, 05:40 PM

Clodfobble Ah ha! It is apparently from... 02-14-2014, 05:56 PM

monster Hector's inaugural season as... 02-14-2014, 07:22 PM

Griff Nice! 02-14-2014, 08:07 PM

monster I have no idea where he heard... 02-14-2014, 08:15 PM

monster ....she's not... 02-23-2014, 08:35 PM

monster and we're racking them up... 02-23-2014, 10:19 PM

footfootfoot That's an old military trick,... 02-24-2014, 06:50 AM

BigV Robert Duvall in "Jack... 02-24-2014, 10:46 AM

Clodfobble I bet he saw the Mythbusters... 02-24-2014, 03:59 PM

monster bingo :D 02-24-2014, 04:44 PM

footfootfoot I missed that episode. 02-25-2014, 06:51 AM

monster He did it again last night. ... 02-25-2014, 10:40 PM

Lola Bunny A friend posted this on FB:... 02-26-2014, 04:46 PM

footfootfoot :lol: 02-27-2014, 10:42 AM

glatt another FB post from a... 02-28-2014, 08:38 AM

Clodfobble Minifob's class did a project... 02-27-2014, 08:54 AM

Griff Smart! 03-01-2014, 10:17 AM

Lola Bunny Did the toddler's mom hear... 03-01-2014, 07:07 PM

Clodfobble Oh she definitely heard it,... 03-01-2014, 07:13 PM

footfootfoot "This Thursday, one toddler... 03-03-2014, 11:49 AM

orthodoc "In a city where dogs run... 03-03-2014, 07:44 PM

Lola Bunny LoL......my nephew would... 03-04-2014, 10:53 PM

Clodfobble For awhile we had to make the... 03-04-2014, 10:56 PM

Griff Good idea. One of my guys... 03-05-2014, 05:37 AM

glatt How do you respond to that? ... 03-05-2014, 07:17 AM

Griff We both ignored it. If I knew... 03-06-2014, 05:39 AM

Clodfobble The kids are on a roll this... 03-05-2014, 07:50 PM

footfootfoot That's hilarious. How old is... 03-06-2014, 10:22 AM

Clodfobble She's 5, about to turn 6 in... 03-06-2014, 03:40 PM

footfootfoot I figured it wasn't from... 03-06-2014, 04:12 PM

Lola Bunny Sitting here listening to my... 03-25-2014, 04:48 PM

footfootfoot In the car ready to drive... 03-31-2014, 11:06 AM

Lola Bunny :lol: :lol: :lol: She's... 03-31-2014, 05:29 PM

footfootfoot Just heard a student say to... 04-08-2014, 09:36 AM

glatt :lol: 04-08-2014, 09:47 AM

footfootfoot I could put this in the proud... 04-18-2014, 06:56 PM

BardoXV My kids are all grown up and... 04-18-2014, 08:58 PM

Undertoad :D nice, and welcome Bardo. 04-18-2014, 09:17 PM

BardoXV Thankyou, I did mention that... 04-19-2014, 09:04 AM

Aliantha How do you actually feel... 04-19-2014, 04:28 PM

BardoXV Sorry, that was my grandson... 04-19-2014, 11:52 PM

Aliantha Oh excellent. I feel much... 04-20-2014, 12:29 AM

Clodfobble While playing a videogame... 07-04-2014, 04:56 PM

BigV Well, yeah, that plus... 07-07-2014, 02:11 PM

Gravdigr This is as good a place as... 07-07-2014, 02:35 PM

Sundae Watched the Tour de France go... 07-05-2014, 08:10 AM

Griff Love it! Any other Tour Tales? 07-05-2014, 09:11 AM

footfootfoot What a great highlight,... 07-05-2014, 11:46 AM

footfootfoot I was playing some Pink Floyd... 07-07-2014, 06:34 PM

Gravdigr Pink Floyd has new album... 07-08-2014, 11:59 AM

monster oldest to middle child,... 07-18-2014, 10:58 PM

Clodfobble Minifobette: Mommy, what is... 08-06-2014, 10:29 PM

xoxoxoBruce Ha Ha Ha, gotcha. 08-06-2014, 11:04 PM

lumberjim 48801 08-07-2014, 11:58 PM

glatt This is fantastic. I'm not... 08-08-2014, 07:57 AM

chrisinhouston So I'm driving back from a... 08-15-2014, 04:44 PM

Gravdigr "Mom, what's oral?" "It's... 08-07-2014, 12:32 PM

lumberjim Lawl You might have that... 08-07-2014, 11:55 PM

Gravdigr I keep mine clean. :yesnod:... 08-19-2014, 01:49 PM

glatt My mom, on FB "I just... 09-12-2014, 07:10 PM

lumberjim Iron my shirt, bitch! 09-13-2014, 06:34 AM

footfootfoot En route to his soccer game,... 10-25-2014, 02:16 PM

footfootfoot Today the mm said "I'm done... 10-26-2014, 04:38 PM

monster I'm running a Water Polo... 10-29-2014, 10:26 PM

monster Marco Polo Game... 10-29-2014, 10:28 PM

glatt I don't know if I should... 10-30-2014, 07:36 AM

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glatt That looks big and functional. 10-30-2014, 02:56 PM

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xoxoxoBruce That's great. :lol2: 08-29-2017, 11:34 PM

Gravdigr Ya don't have to be parents... 06-02-2018, 03:17 AM

Gravdigr 20 Times Kids Came Up With... 06-08-2018, 01:19 PM

footfootfoot The MM, the Inch, my GF, and... 08-09-2018, 12:37 PM

captainhook455 Its Ok to swim there as long... 08-09-2018, 08:11 PM

Undertoad all busy gettin' some MILF... 08-09-2018, 01:08 PM

Clodfobble I'd bet money she's Eurasian,... 08-09-2018, 01:49 PM

Happy Monkey Useless sign... 08-09-2018, 01:53 PM

footfootfoot Yes. We have "Rock snot" in... 08-11-2018, 03:28 PM

Gravdigr Hiya Feets!!! How's things?... 08-09-2018, 02:36 PM

footfootfoot Hi everybody! I will come... 08-09-2018, 06:54 PM

orthodoc Hi, foot! 08-09-2018, 07:58 PM

xoxoxoBruce Whoa, whoa, whoa, newborn?... 08-09-2018, 08:03 PM

Clodfobble He said "seems like just the... 08-09-2018, 09:23 PM

Gravdigr I'm still not sure. 08-10-2018, 01:25 PM

footfootfoot So far she hasn't doubted... 08-11-2018, 03:25 PM

captainhook455 She prolly has read some of... 08-12-2018, 08:21 AM

Griff might want to lock down any... 08-12-2018, 08:33 AM

BigV LMAO! 08-12-2018, 11:01 AM

Gravdigr Quite humorous. 08-14-2018, 05:13 PM

monster PoloGirl (College senior) is... 12-03-2018, 07:17 PM

Gravdigr Sounds like a female to... 12-04-2018, 03:21 AM

Griff Ha! Lil' Griff said the... 12-04-2018, 10:10 AM

Gravdigr Funny/Embarrassing things... 12-04-2018, 03:32 AM

Clodfobble But haven't you heard?... 12-04-2018, 10:48 AM

Griff My bass playing nephew... 12-04-2018, 12:45 PM

Undertoad That's a great combination. I... 12-04-2018, 01:31 PM

Griff :hedfone::shock: 12-04-2018, 05:38 PM

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Griff Robots will not be plumbing... 12-05-2018, 06:50 AM

monster At work today, received a... 09-02-2019, 10:34 PM

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monster It's that he's chronically... 09-03-2019, 11:03 PM

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BigV BWAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAA! 05-05-2020, 08:45 PM

Gravdigr Lol!! Well, who likes... 05-05-2020, 09:53 PM

Carruthers Not me. I replaced mine with... 05-08-2020, 06:58 AM

monster well if it's an 8" I guess... 05-05-2020, 10:24 PM

BigV noodly? 05-05-2020, 10:36 PM

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