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Old 05-27-2016, 03:47 PM   #1
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So I was standing in line at the grocery store with the weirdest of my kids and at one particularly weird moment I said "Son, you are doing me a frighten". Without a breath, he said "Bork! Bork! Bork!" I didn't show him that one. No doubting his parentage.
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Old 05-27-2016, 04:15 PM   #2
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Never questioned his, it's yours that makes me ponder. Which planet? Which dimension?
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Old 05-28-2016, 11:44 AM   #3
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