I wish I could...

[ZenGum]

Originally Posted by smurfalicious

fly.
have a penis.
have smaller feet.
see entire the world.
make everyone i love happy.
rid humanity of inherently evil people.
shoot the cunts that think they own the road.
own a harley. now.

You're pretty easy to please.

fly................ Easy. Flying twice, that's the tricky part.

have a penis....... :checks profile: I'll lend you mine.

have smaller feet. ...... CHOP CHOP done.

see entire the world. ..... Go outside. Look down. That's it. Turn it over if you want to see the other side.

make everyone i love happy. .... stop loving anyone.

rid humanity of inherently evil people. ... easiest way would be to destroy all life on earth ... we'd sure be rid of them then. (EDIT: See Dings' comments.)

shoot the cunts that think they own the road. ... You can right now. Getting away with it ... harder.

own a harley. now. ... how bad do you want it? $$$

Good luck...