Brianna Ice Cream

Flint · 09-09-2008, 02:03 PM

Banana Ice Cream

ZenGum · 09-09-2008, 09:43 PM

Ooooh, there's a thought - peel, lick, nibble...nom nom nom.

(Apologies to Brianna's dignity)

footfootfoot · 09-09-2008, 10:04 PM

I think her dignity was a casualty of the chemo, so I hope you're happy you brought that up Zen. Nice one.

ZenGum · 09-09-2008, 10:09 PM

: looks ashamed :

Elspode · 09-10-2008, 12:05 AM

I dunno...I'd like to lick her until she melted and ran down my chin.

Trilby · 10-09-2008, 08:47 AM

Ah, you boys are very nice. Foot is quite right, though. I've lost all my dignity and along with it all my sex appeal. I have now entered the Era of the CRONE.

I am now officially a crone. Not a cougar, not a MILF, a crone!

I am, as you may well suspect, feeling sorry for my little self right about now. I am wallowing a bit. I am feeling that if religion is the opium of the masses then vodka is the vodka of the masses and I would like some right about now. Then I think, no---you are not allowed the blessed oblivion available to so many so freely. Non! You must face this terror with both eyes open..! ----and, it pretty much goes on from there until I'm singing tunes from Les Miz.

sigh.

classicman · 10-09-2008, 08:52 AM

Sobriety is very appealing. You make better choices, save money, say stupid shit and don't have near as many regrets

Elspode · 10-11-2008, 11:56 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Brianna

I am now officially a crone. Not a cougar, not a MILF, a crone!

sigh.

You say this like crones are undesireable. Not so.

Undertoad · 10-11-2008, 12:06 PM

An ice cream crone?

Shawnee123 · 10-11-2008, 12:07 PM

Bwaaahaaaaaa

xoxoxoBruce · 10-11-2008, 12:12 PM

Yea, a Brianna ice cream crone. They say stick a mini-marshmallow in the bottom so it won't get messy, but I'd rather nibble the bottom and suck the juice out.

footfootfoot · 10-11-2008, 12:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Brianna

Ah, you boys are very nice. Foot is quite right, though. I've lost all my dignity and along with it all my sex appeal. I have now entered the Era of the CRONE.

Umm, don't put words in my mouth. I didn't say all, and I certainly didn't impugn your sex appeal, and, according to no less an authority than wikipedia: The Crone archetype embodies wisdom, maturity, and spiritual transformation.

So while chemo may have brought on early menopause, we're going to need to see a consistent display of wisdom, maturity, *cough*poopyhead*cough*, and spiritual transforamtion, and topless pictures of you and Juniper making out, before we'll let you call yourself a crone.

Shawnee123 · 10-11-2008, 12:41 PM

You tell her. Bri is about as far from cronedom as she could possibly be!

Urbane Guerrilla · 10-15-2008, 11:30 PM

Some of you have really, really messy sex lives. Although mini marshmallows are inherently cute, even stuffed into a bellybutton. And it's fun seeing how long you could keep a mini marshmallow balanced on your clit...

Now if you want to do something really silly with all that, use extra-virgin olive oil...

Sundae · 10-16-2008, 04:54 AM

[shudder] I discovered a stray marshmallow the morning after food games with my partner. It wasn't very nice by then. [/shudder]

09-09-2008, 02:03 PM	#1
Flint Snowflake Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Dystopia Posts: 13,136	Brianna Ice Cream Banana Ice Cream __________________ **************** There's a level of facility that everyone needs to accomplish, and from there it's a matter of deciding for yourself how important ultra-facility is to your expression. ... I found, like Joseph Campbell said, if you just follow whatever gives you a little joy or excitement or awe, then you're on the right track. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Terry Bozzio**

09-09-2008, 09:43 PM	#2
ZenGum Doctor Wtf Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Badelaide, Baustralia Posts: 12,861	Ooooh, there's a thought - peel, lick, nibble...nom nom nom. (Apologies to Brianna's dignity) __________________ Shut up and hug. MoreThanPretty, Nov 5, 2008. Just because I'm nominally polite, does not make me a pussy. Sundae Girl.

09-09-2008, 10:04 PM	#3
footfootfoot To shreds, you say? Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: in the house and on the street-how many, many feet we meet! Posts: 18,449	I think her dignity was a casualty of the chemo, so I hope you're happy you brought that up Zen. Nice one. __________________ The internet is a hateful stew of vomit you can never take completely seriously. - Her Fobs

09-09-2008, 10:09 PM	#4
ZenGum Doctor Wtf Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Badelaide, Baustralia Posts: 12,861	: looks ashamed : __________________ Shut up and hug. MoreThanPretty, Nov 5, 2008. Just because I'm nominally polite, does not make me a pussy. Sundae Girl.

09-10-2008, 12:05 AM	#5
Elspode When Do I Get Virtual Unreality? Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Raytown, Missouri Posts: 12,719	I dunno...I'd like to lick her until she melted and ran down my chin. __________________ "To those of you who are wearing ties, I think my dad would appreciate it if you took them off." - Robert Moog

10-09-2008, 08:47 AM	#6
Trilby Slattern of the Swail Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 15,654	Ah, you boys are very nice. Foot is quite right, though. I've lost all my dignity and along with it all my sex appeal. I have now entered the Era of the *CRONE.* I am now officially a crone. Not a cougar, not a MILF, a crone! I am, as you may well suspect, feeling sorry for my little self right about now. I am wallowing a bit. I am feeling that if religion is the opium of the masses then vodka is the vodka of the masses and I would like some right about now. Then I think, no---you are not allowed the blessed oblivion available to so many so freely. Non! You must face this terror with both eyes open..! ----and, it pretty much goes on from there until I'm singing tunes from Les Miz. sigh. __________________ In Barrie's play and novel, the roles of fairies are brief: they are allies to the Lost Boys, the source of fairy dust and ...They are portrayed as dangerous, whimsical and extremely clever but quite hedonistic. "Shall I give you a kiss?" Peter asked and, jerking an acorn button off his coat, solemnly presented it to her. —James Barrie Wimminfolk they be tricksy. - ZenGum

10-09-2008, 08:52 AM	#7
classicman barely disguised asshole, keeper of all that is holy. Join Date: Nov 2007 Posts: 23,401	Sobriety is very appealing. You make better choices, save money, say stupid shit and don't have near as many regrets __________________ "like strapping a pillow on a bull in a china shop" Bullitt

10-11-2008, 12:06 PM	#9
Undertoad Radical Centrist Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Cottage of Prussia Posts: 31,423	An ice cream crone?

10-11-2008, 12:07 PM	#10
Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	Bwaaahaaaaaa __________________ A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones who need the advice. --Bill Cosby

10-11-2008, 12:12 PM	#11
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	Yea, a Brianna ice cream crone. They say stick a mini-marshmallow in the bottom so it won't get messy, but I'd rather nibble the bottom and suck the juice out. __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

10-11-2008, 12:41 PM	#13
Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	You tell her. Bri is about as far from cronedom as she could possibly be! __________________ A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones who need the advice. --Bill Cosby

10-15-2008, 11:30 PM	#14
Urbane Guerrilla Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Southern California Posts: 6,674	Some of you have really, really messy sex lives. Although mini marshmallows are inherently cute, even stuffed into a bellybutton. And it's fun seeing how long you could keep a mini marshmallow balanced on your clit... Now if you want to do something really silly with all that, use extra-virgin olive oil... __________________ Wanna stop school shootings? End Gun-Free Zones, of course.

10-16-2008, 04:54 AM	#15
Sundae polaroid of perfection Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: West Yorkshire Posts: 24,185	[shudder] I discovered a stray marshmallow the morning after food games with my partner. It wasn't very nice by then. [/shudder] __________________ Life's hard you know, so strike a pose on a Cadillac

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