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Old 10-09-2008, 07:47 AM   #1
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Ah, you boys are very nice. Foot is quite right, though. I've lost all my dignity and along with it all my sex appeal. I have now entered the Era of the CRONE.

I am now officially a crone. Not a cougar, not a MILF, a crone!

I am, as you may well suspect, feeling sorry for my little self right about now. I am wallowing a bit. I am feeling that if religion is the opium of the masses then vodka is the vodka of the masses and I would like some right about now. Then I think, no---you are not allowed the blessed oblivion available to so many so freely. Non! You must face this terror with both eyes open..! ----and, it pretty much goes on from there until I'm singing tunes from Les Miz.



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Old 10-11-2008, 10:56 AM   #2
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I am now officially a crone. Not a cougar, not a MILF, a crone!



sigh.
You say this like crones are undesireable. Not so.
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Old 10-11-2008, 11:18 AM   #3
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Ah, you boys are very nice. Foot is quite right, though. I've lost all my dignity and along with it all my sex appeal. I have now entered the Era of the CRONE.
Umm, don't put words in my mouth. I didn't say all, and I certainly didn't impugn your sex appeal, and, according to no less an authority than wikipedia: The Crone archetype embodies wisdom, maturity, and spiritual transformation.

So while chemo may have brought on early menopause, we're going to need to see a consistent display of wisdom, maturity, *cough*poopyhead*cough*, and spiritual transforamtion, and topless pictures of you and Juniper making out, before we'll let you call yourself a crone.
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