The Cellar 'Home base' academy awards...

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Originally Posted by Sundae Girl

...poor foreign deaf girls can come to the US, be unemployed, have personal assistents and the interwebs and locks on their doors and alcofrolics and everything.

Oh, didn't you know?

That's part of our Mission Statement. Goes like this:

"We, the People, in order to form a more perfect union, are recruiting the unemployed deaf to come to the U.S. We provide room, board, computer, net, personal assistant, vodka and/or wine, "happy pills," personal hygeine products (hope Aveda is ok?) and abusive ex (gives you something to rant about). Also - please feel free to critique American women, our national roads and bridges system AND our utter lack of empathy. Remember! You must be deaf! But not completely deaf. Near-deaf is ok, too.