The Cellar 'Home base' academy awards...

[Sundae]

Ya got me IM. Now corrected. Ridiculous.
(I mean me)

Bri I am actually really impressed that poor foreign deaf girls can come to the US, be unemployed, have personal assistents and the interwebs and locks on their doors and alcofrolics and everything.

Please clear our your spare room, I expect to arrive next week.

Oh, shoot - forgot I have a job I adore now.
Okay, expect me first week in August.
But I expect all of the above AND that we meet Monster & IM and go to that big theme park somewhere in Ohio.
That can't be too much to ask. Monnie can even bring Pam.

Yours jaw droppingly
Sundae
xxx

[Stormieweather]

Where the hell did you get that picture of me? Remove it immediately!! Or I'll leave and never come back!!


Offended and unable to spell,

Stormie

[pensive pam]

Originally Posted by Sundae Girl

Ya got me IM. Now corrected. Ridiculous.
(I mean me)

Bri I am actually really impressed that poor foreign deaf girls can come to the US, be unemployed, have personal assistents and the interwebs and locks on their doors and alcofrolics and everything.

Please clear our your spare room, I expect to arrive next week.

Oh, shoot - forgot I have a job I adore now.
Okay, expect me first week in August.
But I expect all of the above AND that we meet Monster & IM and go to that big theme park somewhere in Ohio.
That can't be too much to ask. Monnie can even bring Pam.

Yours jaw droppingly
Sundae
xxx

'Monnie can ever bring Pam???' Where is it that we are travling to?? I do not think I can come. I rarely leave NY. And I do not wish to travl much at all. But it is a nice thought. Thank you!

Pam.

[Trilby]

Originally Posted by Sundae Girl

...poor foreign deaf girls can come to the US, be unemployed, have personal assistents and the interwebs and locks on their doors and alcofrolics and everything.

Oh, didn't you know?

That's part of our Mission Statement. Goes like this:

"We, the People, in order to form a more perfect union, are recruiting the unemployed deaf to come to the U.S. We provide room, board, computer, net, personal assistant, vodka and/or wine, "happy pills," personal hygeine products (hope Aveda is ok?) and abusive ex (gives you something to rant about). Also - please feel free to critique American women, our national roads and bridges system AND our utter lack of empathy. Remember! You must be deaf! But not completely deaf. Near-deaf is ok, too.

[pensive pam]

Originally Posted by Brianna

Oh, didn't you know?

That's part of our Mission Statement. Goes like this:

"We, the People, in order to form a more perfect union, are recruiting the unemployed deaf to come to the U.S. We provide room, board, computer, net, personal assistant, vodka and/or wine, "happy pills," personal hygeine products (hope Aveda is ok?) and abusive ex (gives you something to rant about). Also - please feel free to critique American women, our national roads and bridges system AND our utter lack of empathy. Remember! You must be deaf! But not completely deaf. Near-deaf is ok, too.

I am deeply hurt. and I mean that. But, I will not fall for your trick about me. You and others are waiting for me to get mad and upset. This time i chosen to 'turn the tables' (American expression I learned from TV) and not get emotional. And no, I will not complain to Mr. undertoad.

go ahead, make fun of the 'deaf girl' as you call me...
Pam.

[Trilby]

Originally Posted by pensive pam

go ahead, make fun of the 'deaf girl' as you call me...

Never once did I call you 'deaf girl' -

Bye the bye - I know ASL!

[pensive pam]

Originally Posted by Brianna

Never once did I call you 'deaf girl' -

Bye the bye - I know ASL!

I am glad you know ASL. It is not that hard. You wrote that speech about me a few posts above. That is not very nice. Why did you do as such?? And you also say I will complain to Mr. toad. I will not do that...

someday i will be famous. you just wait and see!

Pam.

[Trilby]

Originally Posted by pensive pam

someday i will be famous. you just wait and see!

How many assistants will you have then?

ah, Pammy. Imma just messin' witchoo.

don't get all huffy.

[wolf]

Originally Posted by pensive pam

go ahead, make fun of the 'deaf girl' as you call me...

Point of technical fact, you called yourself that, and then told us you weren't deaf enough to be deaf.

You also do not write like a deaf person.

[pensive pam]

Originally Posted by wolf

Point of technical fact, you called yourself that, and then told us you weren't deaf enough to be deaf.

70% deaf. there are different guidlines. just as though being 'legally blind' isn't being TOTALLY blind.

Pam.