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footfootfoot What's scorching your groove... 10-08-2008, 09:14 PM

lumberjim my dvd burner is untrustworthy 10-08-2008, 10:23 PM

DucksNuts umm mah, thats illegal 10-08-2008, 10:33 PM

footfootfoot Dude, I'm so with you on... 10-08-2008, 10:26 PM

lumberjim not that i know of. i dont... 10-08-2008, 10:27 PM

lumberjim no it isn't 10-08-2008, 10:35 PM

DucksNuts i said it is 10-08-2008, 10:41 PM

Aliantha Maybe he just doesn't know. 10-08-2008, 10:41 PM

DucksNuts this is chatting isnt it? ... 10-08-2008, 10:44 PM

Aliantha Yes, we shouldn't. Someone... 10-08-2008, 10:46 PM

LabRat My groove done be scorched... 12-01-2008, 11:40 AM

Trilby Do I hear percocet in your... 12-01-2008, 11:54 AM

Pie Good excuse to get Hubby to... 12-01-2008, 01:13 PM

glatt How are you feeling today,... 12-02-2008, 10:43 AM

LabRat Thankfully it's not as bad... 12-02-2008, 02:14 PM

jinx What does the police report... 12-02-2008, 02:22 PM

LabRat Unfortunately the computer... 12-02-2008, 02:28 PM

SteveDallas If he got a ticket and you... 12-02-2008, 05:08 PM

footfootfoot Srsly. I thought I was fine... 12-02-2008, 07:22 PM

ZenGum What they said. Start the... 12-02-2008, 10:47 PM

LabRat Holy crap. [/Peter Boyle] ... 12-03-2008, 03:43 PM

SteveDallas That's one of the most... 12-04-2008, 10:15 AM

Big Red I still would like to know... 12-03-2008, 05:04 PM

dar512 Um, Lab? You haven't done... 12-04-2008, 09:36 AM

Aliantha *listens to the sound of LR... 12-03-2008, 05:06 PM

sweetwater If you think there might be... 12-04-2008, 09:43 AM

footfootfoot How the fuck can we be... 12-04-2008, 11:12 AM

Treasenuak -falls over laughing- I heard... 12-04-2008, 03:14 PM

lumberjim glad you're OK Labbermiah... 12-04-2008, 04:21 PM

lumberjim the lag for sock puppet... 12-04-2008, 10:23 PM

jinx Black ice with a layer of... 12-06-2008, 06:36 PM

dar512 Good advice, Jinx. We have... 12-08-2008, 09:14 AM

glatt I'm pretty good when it comes... 12-08-2008, 09:26 AM

SteveDallas I'll never forget the day we... 12-08-2008, 09:22 AM

Trilby What about drivers on... 12-08-2008, 12:26 PM

lookout123 Uh, Bri? I live 20 minutes... 12-08-2008, 12:33 PM

Trilby YES. My first proposal: ... 12-08-2008, 12:55 PM

lookout123 They'd totally misunderstand... 12-08-2008, 12:59 PM

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LabRat get ready dar512...here comes... 12-08-2008, 12:34 PM

dar512 Local weather says it's going... 12-08-2008, 01:00 PM

Shawnee123 Carlin used to say (about... 12-08-2008, 12:35 PM

lookout123 Doesn't look like much will... 12-08-2008, 12:36 PM

Undertoad Ms. Timid: believes in going... 12-08-2008, 12:44 PM

Shawnee123 Oh yeah...the... 12-08-2008, 12:45 PM

LabRat C'mon LO, you know you miss... 12-08-2008, 12:48 PM

lookout123 I'll reraise with a metric... 12-08-2008, 12:54 PM

jinx I'll call with yuppie... 12-08-2008, 07:59 PM

monster easy clean-up, then.... 12-09-2008, 04:28 PM

SteveDallas I have timid merger... 12-08-2008, 12:54 PM

Trilby Not on this board you don't. ... 12-08-2008, 12:56 PM

lookout123 I'm usually running 70+ by... 12-08-2008, 12:57 PM

Shawnee123 We had crappy roads this... 12-08-2008, 01:03 PM

Treasenuak Central Tennessee,... 12-08-2008, 02:33 PM

classicman Really Old drivers should NOT... 12-08-2008, 03:01 PM

dar512 The old drivers of today... 12-08-2008, 03:12 PM

SteveDallas I don't buy it... my dad was... 12-08-2008, 05:22 PM

dar512 That's my theory. And if you... 12-08-2008, 06:50 PM

Aliantha I've got to say that i... 12-08-2008, 05:26 PM

skysidhe If you are in the left lane... 12-29-2008, 11:48 AM

classicman ...Left lane in the states :) 12-08-2008, 06:31 PM

classicman My inability to communicate... 12-08-2008, 08:24 PM

Clodfobble We call those Rice Burners... 12-08-2008, 10:18 PM

xoxoxoBruce 70hp per liter on rice? :eek: 12-09-2008, 01:52 AM

Pie Try adding some kimchee.... 12-09-2008, 09:42 AM

dar512 kimchee is very hard to find... 12-09-2008, 10:33 AM

Treasenuak I think I shall have to... 12-09-2008, 12:19 PM

Pie De nada. :blush: 12-09-2008, 01:11 PM

Griff 2fer or 3fer. Ancient... 12-09-2008, 04:23 PM

Aliantha Sending a bitchy email and... 12-10-2008, 12:15 AM

glatt Verizon is scorching my... 12-11-2008, 11:15 AM

Shawnee123 Buttfuck the bastards in the... 12-11-2008, 12:07 PM

Cicero I had to use my "outside... 12-11-2008, 01:17 PM

Shawnee123 Don't take any crap, Cicero! 12-11-2008, 03:56 PM

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LabRat Car drama update: Long story... 12-16-2008, 01:53 PM

Shawnee123 Everyone is stopping by to... 12-16-2008, 03:34 PM

glatt *hug* 12-16-2008, 03:38 PM

HungLikeJesus That was just BrianR saying... 12-16-2008, 04:45 PM

Cicero Oh. :( Huggies! Now... 12-16-2008, 04:54 PM

footfootfoot What? You think it's gonna... 12-17-2008, 10:22 AM

Shawnee123 Thanks all! Took an hour... 12-17-2008, 08:39 AM

Pie :morncoff: I think I'm gonna... 12-17-2008, 10:29 AM

Shawnee123 lol I'm no rocket... 12-17-2008, 10:37 AM

Shawnee123 There went my dream job: ... 12-18-2008, 03:11 PM

glatt Is that the same thing as... 12-18-2008, 04:09 PM

ZenGum Scholarship - damn, i had my... 12-18-2008, 06:31 PM

TheMercenary drink more coffee. 12-30-2008, 07:34 AM

monster 100 swimmers and an email... 01-05-2009, 10:15 AM

monster Quickbooks 01-30-2009, 11:21 AM

SteveDallas What's scorching my groove? ... 01-30-2009, 01:06 PM

Pie Maryland Motor Vehicle... 01-30-2009, 01:26 PM

SteveDallas It doesn't say US passport! 01-30-2009, 02:12 PM

classicman Poorly written is all - My... 01-30-2009, 02:18 PM

Pie I know. I called them and... 01-30-2009, 03:59 PM

morethanpretty I'm in a bad mood. Doesn't... 02-02-2009, 10:31 AM

lumberjim they may be soothed by... 02-02-2009, 12:51 PM

Sundae Yup, scorches my groove too.... 02-03-2009, 11:24 AM

monster that sucks, moar. here,... 02-02-2009, 10:35 AM

footfootfoot "Does anyone ever say 'Sounds... 02-02-2009, 11:57 AM

Cicero Yah I agree More. Some people... 02-02-2009, 03:04 PM

footfootfoot God grant me serenity to... 02-03-2009, 08:30 AM

Pie Most men refrain from... 02-03-2009, 11:53 AM

classicman Ohhhh - Scorched Pie! Not... 02-03-2009, 01:41 PM

Pie And I haven't had a period in... 02-03-2009, 01:57 PM

footfootfoot Is that like the bum who... 02-03-2009, 03:03 PM

Shawnee123 You know how you meet up with... 02-07-2009, 09:31 AM

Sundae Bin there. Done that.... 02-07-2009, 11:53 AM

monster people are scorching my... 02-08-2009, 10:29 PM

Trilby monster, don't let the few... 02-09-2009, 09:18 AM

Trilby PS and change your user... 02-09-2009, 09:19 AM

monster bah. thanks, though. it... 02-09-2009, 08:05 PM

Aliantha People being rude for no... 02-09-2009, 11:28 PM

Shawnee123 March Madness. Yawn. 03-07-2009, 11:22 AM

lumberjim I noticed a new door ding on... 03-07-2009, 04:38 PM

LabRat Just a couple days ago I... 04-02-2009, 09:11 AM

dar512 I'm sure you know this... 04-02-2009, 09:16 AM

SteveDallas Oh yeah.. I've found icing... 04-02-2009, 10:13 AM

dar512 It's probably the caffeine... 04-02-2009, 10:35 AM

Shawnee123 I thought you were talking... 04-02-2009, 11:37 AM

dar512 It's that folksinger drink... 04-02-2009, 11:39 AM

TheMercenary Being blamed for other... 03-08-2009, 08:21 PM

Shawnee123 :) 04-02-2009, 11:40 AM

Shawnee123 Please indulge me for a... 04-03-2009, 07:34 AM

Trilby let no groove go scorched... 04-03-2009, 07:35 AM

Shawnee123 Job. That's the scorcher. 04-03-2009, 07:37 AM

Trilby well, then stone them! ... 04-03-2009, 08:01 AM

Shawnee123 Heh, that's not a bad idea. ... 04-03-2009, 08:06 AM

Trilby Give no quarter, Shawnee. ... 04-03-2009, 08:09 AM

dar512 Perfection. I should... 04-03-2009, 11:58 AM

Shawnee123 Thanks Bri. I'll be OK, just... 04-03-2009, 08:14 AM

Trilby sorry. I don't mean to be... 04-03-2009, 09:59 AM

Shawnee123 NO, you're not. I appreciated... 04-03-2009, 10:03 AM

dar512 Be glad there's one place in... 04-03-2009, 12:01 PM

Shawnee123 That is the truth, and that... 04-03-2009, 12:07 PM

Guest My sister has this thing... 04-03-2009, 12:54 PM

morethanpretty Got a 79 on the trig test I... 04-07-2009, 09:19 PM

dar512 I'm going through a cold and... 04-08-2009, 09:35 AM

glatt When a raccoon got into our... 04-08-2009, 12:03 PM

sugarpop I love racoons. Is it young?... 04-10-2009, 10:33 AM

dar512 I think I scared it off. (or... 04-10-2009, 11:46 AM

Queen of the Ryche I bought cheese-flavored... 04-08-2009, 12:14 PM

Pie Limburger cheese? 04-08-2009, 12:38 PM

Queen of the Ryche "Italian Cheese Blend." I... 04-08-2009, 12:42 PM

jinx I fee like I've been kicked,... 04-09-2009, 07:42 PM

dar512 appendix maybe? 04-09-2009, 09:45 PM

Shawnee123 Or a cyst? Get it checked,... 04-10-2009, 07:43 AM

Shawnee123 Excel. Why the eff is it... 04-10-2009, 10:36 AM

SteveDallas An extra space or othe... 04-10-2009, 10:41 AM

Flint Either they are not formatted... 04-10-2009, 10:43 AM

Shawnee123 lol Yeah, I've checked all... 04-10-2009, 10:46 AM

footfootfoot I am a fucking retard. I... 04-14-2009, 11:43 AM

Queen of the Ryche :mecry::nuts::eek3::lol:That... 04-14-2009, 03:05 PM

Trilby but we love you, foot. 04-14-2009, 11:53 AM

sugarpop damn foot. Sorry to hear... 04-14-2009, 03:08 PM

Trilby my JR terrier is kinda... 04-14-2009, 04:21 PM

BigV footfootfoot... and yet....... 04-14-2009, 04:35 PM

Aliantha stalker dog 04-14-2009, 04:35 PM

sugarpop My ex. 04-16-2009, 12:26 AM

classicman Isn't that why he is your ...... 04-16-2009, 12:18 PM

sugarpop Far from it. He's more... 04-16-2009, 12:50 PM

classicman sorry - not humanly... 04-16-2009, 03:19 PM

Pico and ME Comcast just raised my $28... 04-17-2009, 11:38 AM

sugarpop Family Guy is FOX, so you... 04-18-2009, 05:57 PM

footfootfoot If you paid me $50 an hour... 04-18-2009, 08:43 PM

monster $820 for brakes 04-18-2009, 10:59 PM

Pie 9.5 hour difference between... 04-19-2009, 12:06 AM

BigV the dog 04-19-2009, 01:49 AM

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monster well apparently, the weather... 04-20-2009, 09:58 PM

TheMercenary Our weather is just terrible.... 04-20-2009, 10:19 PM

morethanpretty I've been on antibiotics for... 04-24-2009, 09:36 AM

monster The forecast didn't mention... 04-25-2009, 06:57 PM

Cloud Came upon this post with... 05-01-2009, 02:44 PM

glatt Neat link, but haven't you... 05-01-2009, 03:06 PM

Cloud well, I'm not saying you... 05-01-2009, 03:08 PM

monster The Thrift store I volunteer... 10-07-2009, 07:05 AM

Trilby What is scorching my groove... 10-13-2009, 08:24 AM

monster The background: Our swim... 01-20-2010, 09:51 PM

lumberjim i'd add.....a quick....'you... 01-20-2010, 10:13 PM

monster the prez's "suggested" reply... 01-20-2010, 10:20 PM

lumberjim yeah...but you're the good... 01-20-2010, 10:35 PM

Pete Zicato Love the "this is america"... 01-21-2010, 10:07 AM

monster mah groove is being a little... 05-24-2010, 09:54 PM

ZenGum hee hee she said... 05-25-2010, 07:19 AM

monster The Media using the word... 05-26-2010, 09:13 PM

TheMercenary Ugggg. I keep hearing "scrum"... 05-26-2010, 09:15 PM

lumberjim i thought you said 'scum' ... 05-26-2010, 09:23 PM

Aliantha Not even close to correct. 05-26-2010, 09:24 PM

TheMercenary A Scrum: ... 05-26-2010, 09:29 PM

TheMercenary http://www.martinfrost.ws/html... 05-26-2010, 09:30 PM

TheMercenary http://i.telegraph.co.uk/teleg... 05-26-2010, 09:30 PM

TheMercenary http://www.scrum.com/PICTURES/... 05-26-2010, 09:31 PM

Undertoad http://cellar.org/2010/Scrum.j... 05-26-2010, 09:35 PM

monster looks like a cuddle to me.... 05-26-2010, 09:35 PM

TheMercenary We have had a number of... 05-26-2010, 09:38 PM

monster I bet that impacted their... 05-26-2010, 09:41 PM

TheMercenary Well they made a shit load of... 05-26-2010, 09:49 PM

ZenGum LOL at UT's pic. Although... 05-27-2010, 08:26 PM

monster Today my groove is being... 05-28-2010, 07:15 AM

limey Nah. MY procrastination... 05-28-2010, 05:05 PM

monster and house-eating bees. 05-28-2010, 08:07 AM

squirell nutkin Carpenter bees are most... 05-28-2010, 11:52 AM

Griff You have to admire their... 05-28-2010, 04:24 PM

monster Any advice? They seem to be... 05-29-2010, 08:55 PM

squirell nutkin We could do a naked dwellar... 05-28-2010, 11:52 AM

toranokaze Another sleepless night 05-29-2010, 04:21 AM

squirell nutkin You can't. They drill a small... 05-29-2010, 09:32 PM

monster Our eave is being pushed out,... 05-29-2010, 09:40 PM

squirell nutkin Might not be carpenter bees.... 05-29-2010, 10:52 PM

lumberjim i spray mine with hornet... 05-29-2010, 09:45 PM

Undertoad caulk! 05-29-2010, 10:23 PM

TheMercenary .22 cal Ruger! 06-07-2010, 08:36 PM

zippyt Dirt daubers !! 05-29-2010, 11:02 PM

Pie Sevin (carbaryl) and putty... 05-30-2010, 08:14 AM

squirell nutkin Or you can find a two and a... 05-30-2010, 12:04 PM

zippyt Neater Computer will... 05-30-2010, 01:49 PM

zippyt Nebber Mind , I reset it and... 05-30-2010, 03:15 PM

Shawnee123 Please post your "what is no... 05-30-2010, 06:06 PM

SamIam I am absolutely enraged. I... 06-01-2010, 06:02 PM

squirell nutkin I wonder if the magic words... 06-01-2010, 09:32 PM

Cloud some reason you keep poking... 06-01-2010, 09:41 PM

Cicero She is clearly responding to... 06-02-2010, 11:15 AM

squirell nutkin Uh, Cloud. I think that post... 06-01-2010, 11:41 PM

HungLikeJesus But Cloud is interpreting... 06-02-2010, 07:56 AM

ZenGum So, for you folks watching at... 06-02-2010, 08:11 AM

Pie I've got him locked in my... 06-02-2010, 09:06 AM

Nirvana Watch out leglegleg you're... 06-02-2010, 10:33 AM

Cloud (lafs) Ah, I just love the... 06-02-2010, 08:41 AM

jinx Passive aggression is lame. 06-02-2010, 11:41 AM

Shawnee123 I agree, I prefer regular... 06-02-2010, 12:04 PM

glatt Marble, granite, obsidian...... 06-02-2010, 12:13 PM

squirell nutkin Rock me Amadeus. 06-02-2010, 12:15 PM

glatt I just Googled it, and I'm... 06-02-2010, 12:17 PM

Shawnee123 Eat me I'm a Danish 06-02-2010, 12:16 PM

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Shawnee123 That's OK. I don't take you... 06-02-2010, 12:21 PM

Griff NPR is scorching mine. I... 06-02-2010, 06:17 PM

HungLikeJesus Your dad thinks the mentally... 06-02-2010, 06:42 PM

Griff Apparently, there was a... 06-03-2010, 05:33 AM

Shawnee123 "Lots of respectable people... 06-03-2010, 07:26 AM

Pete Zicato Being a good athlete will get... 06-07-2010, 10:57 AM

Shawnee123 Excuse me, but...poppycock!... 06-07-2010, 11:02 AM

Pie I got a very generous... 06-07-2010, 11:07 AM

Pete Zicato Well it certainly wasn't Z... 06-07-2010, 01:07 PM

squirell nutkin Apropos of nothing: Pee... 06-07-2010, 02:00 PM

HungLikeJesus Yours, or someone else's? 06-07-2010, 03:14 PM

squirell nutkin farto 06-07-2010, 08:35 PM

Clodfobble To be honest, the grades... 06-07-2010, 02:10 PM

Shawnee123 Pete, there are some tips on... 06-07-2010, 04:14 PM

Pete Zicato Thanks Shawnee. I passed it... 06-07-2010, 04:32 PM

zippyt Last nite our 42" plasma... 06-10-2010, 08:55 PM

xoxoxoBruce POIT? Ah man, that sucks.:( 06-10-2010, 11:13 PM

zippyt Yeah man , and it apears to... 06-10-2010, 11:31 PM

classicman Sounds like a 60" is in order... 06-11-2010, 09:18 AM

LJ Traffic! 06-11-2010, 01:45 PM

jinx You're missing good pool... 06-11-2010, 02:04 PM

glatt I just got home from work,... 06-11-2010, 04:42 PM

squirell nutkin *envious* [/lexical nazi] 06-12-2010, 08:37 AM

xoxoxoBruce Fuck the grammar nazis, you... 06-14-2010, 10:21 PM

glatt Yes and yes. But also, I'm... 06-15-2010, 09:04 AM

squirell nutkin Ahhh, yer jus jealous! :p: 06-15-2010, 11:46 AM

monster we're heading to the pool... 06-11-2010, 06:27 PM

Clodfobble You get home at 5:45 in the... 06-12-2010, 06:57 PM

glatt Yeah, it's nice. I work from... 06-14-2010, 08:21 AM

squirell nutkin From Wikipedia: "Envy" and... 06-14-2010, 10:18 PM

Pie I usually work till 5:30. I... 06-14-2010, 08:44 AM

HungLikeJesus sn's post reminded me of... 06-14-2010, 10:38 PM

Trilby Debbie Does Dallas? 06-15-2010, 09:20 AM

Trilby aw! Touchdown Jesus burned... 06-15-2010, 12:30 PM

Spexxvet THE LORD HAS SPOKEN 06-15-2010, 12:32 PM

Trilby Zeus - 1 Jesus - 0 06-15-2010, 12:33 PM

monster IAAj1OiH-WA Just copy the... 06-15-2010, 12:37 PM

Undertoad If this thing is back in... 06-15-2010, 12:43 PM

Trilby Thanks, monnie! Don't... 06-15-2010, 01:54 PM

monster :lol: almost tempted to go a... 06-15-2010, 12:47 PM

lookout123 Has anyone else noticed that... 06-15-2010, 01:34 PM

Pete Zicato Yes. 06-15-2010, 01:39 PM

Spexxvet Doubting Toad. :p: 06-15-2010, 01:43 PM

classicman Yes, yes and yes. I will... 06-15-2010, 02:59 PM

Guest You do that. And when you... 06-15-2010, 03:33 PM

Guest I noticed that when you made... 06-15-2010, 02:01 PM

lookout123 :facepalm: I'll address... 06-15-2010, 06:18 PM

Spexxvet Thank you for saying... 06-15-2010, 02:07 PM

monster http://www.ohio-share.coxnewsw... 06-15-2010, 03:15 PM

monster OFFS can't you lot at least... 06-15-2010, 04:17 PM

Pie Quoted for truth. STUFU... 06-15-2010, 04:25 PM

lookout123 er, that was kind of the... 06-15-2010, 06:33 PM

Guest When lookout or classic take... 06-15-2010, 04:26 PM

Trilby http://www.youtube.com/watch?v... 06-15-2010, 04:44 PM

monster Just stop already. If you... 06-15-2010, 07:43 PM

lookout123 my rep? fuck off. I posted... 06-15-2010, 08:37 PM

squirell nutkin At what point does the kind... 06-16-2010, 11:32 AM

jinx Yeah, used to be lots of... 06-16-2010, 11:54 AM

Guest Aw...the queen bee is in a... 06-16-2010, 01:43 PM

DanaC Fucking tennis elbow! My... 06-16-2010, 12:06 PM

DanaC Ffs. 06-16-2010, 04:05 PM

Griff For fucks sake, bring your... 06-16-2010, 04:08 PM

DanaC Yehman. uz gamerz are masters... 06-16-2010, 06:35 PM

Griff :) 06-16-2010, 06:45 PM

LJ 1 month time outs for the... 06-16-2010, 04:30 PM

squirell nutkin The groove is in the heart. 06-16-2010, 05:11 PM

glatt I hadn't heard that in years,... 06-16-2010, 06:47 PM

DanaC God I used to love that track! 06-16-2010, 07:17 PM

squirell nutkin I think World Clique is one... 06-17-2010, 09:49 AM

zippyt Dads day started of Just fine... 06-20-2010, 02:19 PM

xoxoxoBruce You're lucky your drain lines... 06-20-2010, 02:49 PM

Undertoad Well a-one day Zip was... 06-20-2010, 02:54 PM

Shawnee123 Well the next thing you know... 06-20-2010, 02:57 PM

Undertoad Burbs, that is Dumb... 06-20-2010, 03:01 PM

Shawnee123 :lol: We should be... 06-20-2010, 03:02 PM

zippyt HAR HAR HAR !! That Made my... 06-20-2010, 05:57 PM

morethanpretty Awesome UT and Shaw! ... 06-20-2010, 10:14 PM

monster Fucking Insurance companies,... 07-09-2010, 01:41 PM

classicman Wow Sorry Monster, that... 07-09-2010, 01:57 PM

Nirvana Yesterday the storm here ate... 07-09-2010, 02:10 PM

Undertoad Not very much good I'm... 07-09-2010, 02:54 PM

Nirvana Well my computer and my other... 07-09-2010, 04:00 PM

squirell nutkin sometimes the surge can come... 07-11-2010, 09:37 PM

Nirvana Awhile ago I posted an areal... 07-11-2010, 10:23 PM

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Jaydaan Its my birthday... the kids... 07-11-2010, 09:36 PM

classicman Wow - what do you do,... 07-12-2010, 07:36 AM

wanderer Hey Classicman, thanks for... 07-12-2010, 09:10 AM

xoxoxoBruce So they want you to go... 07-12-2010, 09:43 AM

wanderer Thankfully, they will not be... 07-12-2010, 12:34 PM

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Shawnee123 People are the sux. That... 07-15-2010, 11:58 AM

classicman Did she get to see Dad do... 07-15-2010, 12:07 PM

xoxoxoBruce Teach her in a parking lot. 07-15-2010, 08:01 PM

squirell nutkin Big, snow filled lots are... 07-15-2010, 08:47 PM

Lamplighter I want to revoke the licenses... 07-18-2010, 09:36 AM

Shawnee123 My friends and I would cruise... 07-16-2010, 07:04 AM

skysidhe Lucky is he who has a grove... 07-16-2010, 09:37 PM

classicman I agree - I find myself... 07-18-2010, 09:51 AM

SamIam Me, too. I thought it was... 07-18-2010, 10:24 AM

xoxoxoBruce I find this especially... 07-18-2010, 11:46 AM

Clodfobble Some small points of order in... 07-18-2010, 02:10 PM

squirell nutkin That is fascinating,... 07-18-2010, 04:03 PM

bluecuracao I've been on a... 07-18-2010, 06:29 PM

Shawnee123 OMG wow. 07-18-2010, 06:56 PM

SamIam Too little car, too much heat 07-19-2010, 01:23 PM

SamIam Oh, it gets better. I found... 07-19-2010, 04:54 PM

classicman <bites tongue> 07-19-2010, 05:30 PM

SamIam Oh, I know! I'm still in... 07-19-2010, 06:10 PM

classicman Been dealing with it for... 07-19-2010, 08:15 PM

SamIam Everytime I start to get fed... 07-19-2010, 08:31 PM

monster Well now my groove is... 07-19-2010, 08:56 PM

glatt monster, you're awesome 07-20-2010, 07:36 AM

Shawnee123 Seconded. 07-20-2010, 07:41 AM

lookout123 Mrs L is not a movie person,... 07-25-2010, 12:55 AM

casimendocina Know what you mean. Went to... 07-25-2010, 03:48 AM

Trilby my kitty loves me only when I... 07-20-2010, 07:48 AM

Shawnee123 I'm selling my kittehs. ... 07-20-2010, 07:51 AM

Trilby you shore you don't mean... 07-20-2010, 07:52 AM

Shawnee123 I don't know, do ya think?... 07-20-2010, 07:53 AM

glatt to keep the cats out of them? 07-20-2010, 08:11 AM

SamIam My one kitty is sitting in my... 07-20-2010, 03:11 PM

Shawnee123 I will give the message to my... 07-20-2010, 03:15 PM

squirell nutkin OMG did you have to mention... 07-25-2010, 08:54 AM

casimendocina pat, pat, soothe, soothe. Did... 08-07-2010, 12:07 AM

xoxoxoBruce I'm sure you could mollify... 08-07-2010, 12:08 AM

casimendocina Knew some of those recently... 08-09-2010, 09:30 AM

Pico and ME My husband. That is all. At... 07-26-2010, 04:53 PM

lookout123 I know it seems obsessive but... 07-26-2010, 05:05 PM

Clodfobble Is there maybe an online... 07-26-2010, 05:37 PM

lookout123 Good idea but that carries... 07-26-2010, 07:14 PM

jinx Can you save a similar amount... 07-26-2010, 07:18 PM

monster Stick with your plan if it's... 07-26-2010, 07:42 PM

lumberjim http://is7.itookthisonmyphone.... 08-02-2010, 09:29 AM

Griff Ah crap, was it one of those... 08-02-2010, 09:34 AM

lumberjim I was backing out of my... 08-02-2010, 10:10 AM

classicman Uggghh - well at least... 08-02-2010, 10:43 AM

Undertoad That's an improvement in the... 08-02-2010, 10:52 AM

Getgo My lower right lip and chin... 08-02-2010, 05:16 PM

squirell nutkin Ben Doon and Phil MacCavity 08-02-2010, 08:29 PM

thud85 A loaded U-Haul truck broke... 08-02-2010, 11:13 PM

xoxoxoBruce You're lucky you were that... 08-02-2010, 11:59 PM

thud85 Yeah...and also lucky that we... 08-03-2010, 01:04 AM

Griff That would've scorched mine. 08-03-2010, 05:42 AM

Clodfobble I bet you could contact... 08-03-2010, 10:46 AM

thud85 Yeah, they didn't charge me... 08-03-2010, 12:37 PM

classicman Well you got that last mile... 08-03-2010, 01:09 PM

footfootfoot I ordered a replacement... 10-31-2010, 05:07 PM

HungLikeJesus I thought there was a... 10-31-2010, 05:53 PM

footfootfoot A couple of tubes of lexel... 10-31-2010, 06:01 PM

glatt I might have to testify... 10-31-2010, 08:28 PM

glatt I got a subpoena a few weeks... 12-20-2010, 04:19 PM

Undertoad Mona Lisa Vito: Don't you... 12-20-2010, 05:18 PM

glatt Maybe his public defender... 12-20-2010, 07:22 PM

footfootfoot It seems to me that in some... 10-31-2010, 09:24 PM

glatt You know, on some level, if... 11-01-2010, 07:27 AM

monster Isn't it the case that the... 11-01-2010, 08:00 AM

glatt I honestly don't know. I... 11-01-2010, 08:15 AM

classicman How would YOU be responsible?... 11-01-2010, 08:47 AM

footfootfoot Bold mine And if he has... 11-01-2010, 09:44 AM

glatt Oh, you are both right. And... 11-01-2010, 10:17 AM

footfootfoot http://www.flixster.com/actor/... 11-01-2010, 11:19 AM

glatt I just found out the other... 11-10-2010, 02:47 PM

classicman I know what you mean, but ...... 11-01-2010, 10:49 AM

footfootfoot What's seriously harshing my... 11-01-2010, 11:23 AM

HungLikeJesus LEDs don't usually burn out.... 11-01-2010, 01:16 PM

Trilby oh, foot, that truly does... 11-01-2010, 11:27 AM

Lamplighter I feel for you... Years... 11-01-2010, 12:07 PM

xoxoxoBruce That's strange, most states... 11-01-2010, 03:48 PM

footfootfoot http://www.vehicle-wiring-prod... 11-01-2010, 12:48 PM

glatt If you have an afternoon,... 11-01-2010, 01:04 PM

Undertoad Yeah yeah, the guts of that... 11-01-2010, 01:50 PM

glatt Yeah, it's *just* a wiring... 11-01-2010, 01:52 PM

footfootfoot Well, I've done brakes a few... 11-01-2010, 03:41 PM

jimhelm my left armpit. it sweats.... 11-10-2010, 03:36 PM

Griff Your armpit troll probably... 11-10-2010, 04:13 PM

HungLikeJesus This is leading to a Right... 11-10-2010, 06:25 PM

footfootfoot Do you use Right Guard? ... 11-10-2010, 06:37 PM

Cloud Hey, Jim--it's because we're... 11-11-2010, 07:32 PM

jimhelm slacker is probably napping.... 11-10-2010, 04:49 PM

Griff Give me a replacement for... 11-10-2010, 04:55 PM

Griff Thank you sir. An armpit... 11-10-2010, 05:38 PM

jimhelm you win this time,... 11-10-2010, 06:08 PM

jimhelm well, it is now! 11-10-2010, 06:27 PM

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Griff You people amuse me. 11-10-2010, 06:31 PM

monster I stained/sealed the deck and... 11-10-2010, 09:39 PM

footfootfoot There's that pesky old... 11-10-2010, 09:55 PM

monster srsly, when yu take all... 11-10-2010, 10:20 PM

zippyt What Feetz said My mother... 11-10-2010, 10:36 PM

Trilby 1) my sacro-iliac joint hurts... 11-10-2010, 10:46 PM

monster (They're supposed to be the... 11-11-2010, 06:51 AM

xoxoxoBruce Maybe the leftover can didn't... 11-11-2010, 07:04 AM

monster nah, it did. and it looks... 11-11-2010, 07:10 AM

jimhelm just put a big rug over it 11-11-2010, 07:57 AM

footfootfoot My spouse is going into one... 11-11-2010, 08:38 AM

jimhelm She's fortunate to have... 11-11-2010, 08:44 AM

Sundae Yesterday I found out that my... 11-11-2010, 01:09 PM

ZenGum So ... you can't work at the... 11-11-2010, 07:22 PM

Trilby I need to be richer. ... 11-16-2010, 06:29 AM

jimhelm Goddamn Nissan. they... 11-22-2010, 06:39 PM

classicman you can send mine to my home... 11-22-2010, 09:09 PM

skysidhe Just put a Santa hat on while... 11-22-2010, 09:25 PM

monster Some little shit stole two of... 12-10-2010, 07:50 AM

footfootfoot fecalito 12-10-2010, 09:34 AM

Clodfobble Sat in the waiting room at... 12-10-2010, 12:44 PM

footfootfoot Conversely, my shoulder... 12-10-2010, 01:34 PM

zippyt Just found out that my 23-4... 12-18-2010, 05:37 PM

Clodfobble Ugh. You know it's winter... 02-12-2011, 10:08 PM

footfootfoot tried bag balm?... 02-13-2011, 08:13 AM

monster quickbooks. 02-22-2011, 01:28 PM

Pico and ME Why do people who own really... 04-23-2011, 05:08 PM

monster Because they want you to come... 04-23-2011, 05:28 PM

Nirvana Rain, Rain, Rain, Rain, Rain,... 04-25-2011, 10:47 AM

BigV not "scorching" exactly...... 04-25-2011, 12:00 PM

infinite monkey Why do little shorts-sprayin'... 04-25-2011, 10:57 AM

jimhelm another $1000 down the tubes 04-25-2011, 12:42 PM

glatt I'm glad you're OK Jim. ... 04-25-2011, 12:59 PM

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jimhelm This is what $5689.53 worth... 05-24-2011, 09:27 AM

jimhelm yeah... i just got done... 04-25-2011, 01:03 PM

infinite monkey I'm glad you're OK, and that... 04-25-2011, 01:43 PM

jimhelm lol... no, sadly, they don't.... 04-25-2011, 01:56 PM

infinite monkey I understand that. A little... 04-25-2011, 02:13 PM

Clodfobble Dang, that sucks. Sorry man.... 04-25-2011, 01:43 PM

jimhelm ah, see.. I thought you were... 04-25-2011, 02:21 PM

infinite monkey Ugh. Do you ever get sick of... 04-25-2011, 02:23 PM

Trilby Jim, that sucks so hard about... 04-25-2011, 02:26 PM

jimhelm oh, yeah... i get sick of it.... 04-25-2011, 02:29 PM

footfootfoot Glad it was only stuff and... 04-25-2011, 02:35 PM

skysidhe I am glad you are alright Jim. 04-25-2011, 02:43 PM

Griff The Sure-kill is renowned for... 04-25-2011, 03:54 PM

TheMercenary Sorry to hear that Jim. What... 04-25-2011, 04:02 PM

jimhelm Thanks again... merc, I... 04-25-2011, 04:10 PM

Griff The bin Laden threads are... 05-03-2011, 05:34 AM

infinite monkey Scorching my groove: slaps on... 05-03-2011, 07:44 AM

classicman I don't remember any of that.... 05-03-2011, 07:48 AM

Fair&Balanced Probably closely correlated... 05-03-2011, 08:14 AM

infinite monkey Yes, that correlation seems... 05-03-2011, 08:17 AM

Trilby DAMMIT! It's been raining... 05-04-2011, 03:01 PM

Trilby Check it: DAYTON -- With... 05-04-2011, 03:03 PM

BigV I hear ya, Brianna. Here it... 05-05-2011, 01:11 PM

infinite monkey HAhahahahhaha. 60 is what I... 05-05-2011, 01:12 PM

glatt When it's raining as much as... 05-05-2011, 01:24 PM

footfootfoot Cisterns are pretty cheap to... 05-05-2011, 01:32 PM

HungLikeJesus When the water wars come, you... 05-05-2011, 01:34 PM

infinite monkey Hey cistern, go cistern, soul... 05-05-2011, 02:45 PM

HungLikeJesus I always wondered what they... 05-05-2011, 02:50 PM

infinite monkey What about the part: Fooly... 05-05-2011, 03:00 PM

infinite monkey ? 05-06-2011, 01:04 PM

DanaC Right now, the Cellar is... 05-06-2011, 05:40 AM

casimendocina :yesnod: 05-06-2011, 05:46 AM

Aliantha Settle down Dana bo bana. :)... 05-06-2011, 05:44 AM

Pico and ME Ali, please don't do that. ... 05-06-2011, 10:36 AM

Aliantha Yes that righteous point has... 05-06-2011, 06:31 PM

Pico and ME Ali, I spoke up because I... 05-06-2011, 09:03 PM

Aliantha casi, your smiley is making... 05-06-2011, 05:49 AM

casimendocina There should be a wise, sage... 05-06-2011, 06:06 AM

Aliantha Hmmm...maybe, but maybe not. ... 05-06-2011, 06:07 AM

DanaC Thanks Pico, the support is... 05-06-2011, 11:37 AM

Pico and ME That's really good of you... 05-06-2011, 11:48 AM

Trilby Amen to that. I'm weary... 05-06-2011, 12:58 PM

HungLikeJesus ? 05-06-2011, 01:01 PM

skysidhe exactly a couple more... 05-06-2011, 01:14 PM

HungLikeJesus Exactly. 05-06-2011, 01:05 PM

infinite monkey I guess I'll never know what... 05-06-2011, 01:06 PM

Pete Zicato Assuming you really don't... 05-06-2011, 01:18 PM

Gravdigr Grav-elfish translation: ... 05-06-2011, 03:10 PM

infinite monkey ;) I really knew. Besides... 05-06-2011, 01:21 PM

footfootfoot To be precise: Amazingly, you... 05-06-2011, 01:28 PM

infinite monkey As always, I thought my... 05-06-2011, 01:32 PM

infinite monkey Who be thompson? 05-06-2011, 01:32 PM

Pete Zicato Don't they make machine guns?... 05-06-2011, 01:48 PM

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footfootfoot One of the thompsons... 05-06-2011, 03:14 PM

infinite monkey Don't make me get the... 05-06-2011, 01:49 PM

Gravdigr What's Scorching My Groove... 05-06-2011, 03:14 PM

infinite monkey Never saw that before. Is... 05-06-2011, 03:19 PM

footfootfoot Never read Tintin and you... 05-06-2011, 03:20 PM

glatt Just to be precise, it looks... 05-06-2011, 03:26 PM

footfootfoot I'm all into Firefox now 05-06-2011, 03:30 PM

Sundae NO-ONE IS ANSWERING THEIR... 05-06-2011, 03:22 PM

infinite monkey Yeah, I don't know. My... 05-06-2011, 03:24 PM

Tulip Hmm...it's cultural? I know... 05-06-2011, 06:12 PM

footfootfoot Probably from some totally... 05-06-2011, 07:16 PM

footfootfoot Also, they didn't have Dora... 05-07-2011, 10:49 AM

infinite monkey Would you look at that? I... 05-07-2011, 08:06 PM

Sundae TinTin is Belgian anyway.... 05-06-2011, 03:26 PM

footfootfoot No, it totally isn't. Tintin... 05-06-2011, 03:29 PM

Sundae You have until 22.00 (GMT)... 05-06-2011, 03:29 PM

Gravdigr She wasn't fuckin' around. ... 05-06-2011, 04:18 PM

monster not BST? is it 23:05 now? ... 05-06-2011, 05:04 PM

infinite monkey Well, perhaps by high school... 05-06-2011, 03:39 PM

Sundae Cheeky. Shoulda gived me... 05-06-2011, 04:23 PM

monster I only just got in from... 05-06-2011, 05:05 PM

DanaC My mobile's fucked. 05-06-2011, 06:04 PM

infinite monkey Oh well. I must have dreamed... 05-06-2011, 08:59 PM

Aliantha Fair enough Pico. I haven't... 05-07-2011, 02:20 AM

BigV Surprise. It's raining... 05-11-2011, 10:34 AM

Pete Zicato You live in Seattle and it's... 05-11-2011, 10:35 AM

Trilby It's #@$%%& HOT and humid... 05-11-2011, 11:27 AM

infinite monkey I thought about you yesterday... 05-12-2011, 12:15 PM

Pico and ME Used to be that this type of... 05-12-2011, 12:31 PM

infinite monkey Yeah, when I was in... 05-12-2011, 12:38 PM

Pico and ME Or going to the movies for... 05-12-2011, 12:40 PM

BigV what is this "air... 05-12-2011, 02:28 PM

monster pc term for farting 05-12-2011, 11:10 PM

BigV got a "thanks, but no thanks"... 05-16-2011, 11:44 AM

Griff Chin up Dude. 05-16-2011, 05:16 PM

DanaC :( well, their loss V. 05-16-2011, 05:24 PM

plthijinx Definitely keep your chin up... 05-16-2011, 06:11 PM

BigV Thanks Griff, Dana, plt! ... 05-16-2011, 06:37 PM

plthijinx Lmao V! I have seem that.... 05-16-2011, 06:44 PM

plthijinx today might as well should... 05-18-2011, 06:56 PM

Griff Hey! I've done that! Good... 05-18-2011, 08:30 PM

zippyt why do they make these lugs... 05-18-2011, 09:53 PM

monster here, filthy: ... 05-19-2011, 09:13 AM

DanaC *chuckles* I read... 05-19-2011, 01:35 PM

footfootfoot he's channeling stacyv 05-19-2011, 09:29 AM

Nirvana Do you miss her? She is a... 05-19-2011, 03:52 PM

monster I did not read it. 05-19-2011, 03:42 PM

footfootfoot Oh, well in that case... 05-19-2011, 04:12 PM

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plthijinx i know guys, sorry about the... 05-19-2011, 05:15 PM

casimendocina Think I'm going to have... 05-22-2011, 07:56 AM

Trilby My younger son needs some... 05-23-2011, 11:20 AM

glatt My son has a rash on his... 05-24-2011, 08:01 AM

monster Hmmmm, worrying. Has he been... 05-24-2011, 08:08 AM

glatt We haven't had too much sun,... 05-24-2011, 08:22 AM

monster Young kids especially... 05-24-2011, 08:28 AM

glatt Some sort of sun thing makes... 05-24-2011, 08:40 AM

glatt Doctor says: Fifth Disease. ... 05-24-2011, 12:32 PM

classicman From there things you listed,... 05-24-2011, 08:20 AM

monster I disagree, I'd put it second... 05-24-2011, 08:27 AM

monster especially if it was humid... 05-24-2011, 08:52 AM

monster My Windstar looks a whole lot... 05-24-2011, 09:30 AM

glatt Wow. That looks like almost... 05-24-2011, 09:32 AM

jimhelm yup. frame damage,... 05-24-2011, 09:44 AM

classicman Damn Jim - way to go! I... 05-24-2011, 10:26 AM

monster Oh I forgot, there was a... 05-24-2011, 02:15 PM

glatt I'm bummed about the sun... 05-24-2011, 02:49 PM

Pete Zicato How long is he under house... 05-24-2011, 03:02 PM

glatt I don't know. The doctor was... 05-24-2011, 03:07 PM

monster It wasn't too long for my... 05-24-2011, 04:36 PM

footfootfoot Wicked weasels are so five... 05-24-2011, 07:28 PM

glatt My wife took him to the pool... 05-24-2011, 07:56 PM

footfootfoot That's really strange. Kids... 05-24-2011, 08:16 PM

monster Yeah, they do. Hector had... 05-24-2011, 08:20 PM

Spexxvet FTFY Yeah, all three of... 05-25-2011, 02:12 PM

footfootfoot The croup? You guys are so... 05-25-2011, 03:26 PM

monster Verily. 05-25-2011, 06:43 PM

Clodfobble Let it be known that, if you... 05-26-2011, 05:25 AM

DanaC Ouch:( 05-26-2011, 05:27 AM

footfootfoot Like a have a groove, but,... 05-26-2011, 09:19 AM

Lola Bunny Men are bastards. All they... 06-05-2011, 11:18 PM

zippyt Men are bastards. Well... 06-05-2011, 11:26 PM

Lola Bunny Yeah, DUHHH after the fact... 06-05-2011, 11:29 PM

anonymous Life in general is scorching... 06-06-2011, 07:48 AM

skysidhe I thought I was the only one,... 06-06-2011, 11:42 AM

Trilby I can only offer you a... 06-06-2011, 07:54 AM

classicman Been going through the cycle... 06-06-2011, 08:14 AM

Lola Bunny I apologize for my harsh... 06-06-2011, 10:42 AM

glatt no need to apologize. There... 06-06-2011, 11:08 AM

BigV No problemo. But hey. Just... 06-06-2011, 11:29 AM

footfootfoot I bought a sling and swivel... 06-06-2011, 06:59 PM

monster Riots in Vancouver. :mad: ... 06-16-2011, 06:50 AM

nowhereman It looks like I've been ID... 06-19-2011, 07:58 AM

classicman Stay on top of it NWM - It... 06-19-2011, 09:32 AM

nowhereman It gets better (?) - Bastard... 06-20-2011, 07:55 AM

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jimhelm what the Christ, Santander... 06-21-2011, 10:08 AM

Spexxvet Cool! That's the owner's... 06-21-2011, 10:11 AM

infinite monkey ffs! Actually, it reads... 06-21-2011, 10:09 AM

infinite monkey by Acme! 06-21-2011, 10:11 AM

classicman Fax them back a bill for the... 06-21-2011, 01:05 PM

BigV I JUST made a pot of coffee... 06-21-2011, 01:26 PM

Pete Zicato Sounds like you scorched your... 06-21-2011, 01:32 PM

classicman Why does a wonderfully... 06-21-2011, 01:32 PM

infinite monkey Maybe he's hard of smelling?... 06-21-2011, 01:34 PM

Clodfobble Jim - are you saying you had... 06-22-2011, 10:14 PM

Spexxvet The office manager ... 06-24-2011, 07:42 AM

Spexxvet It prolly has internal memory... 06-24-2011, 07:43 AM

DanaC Still no announcement on a... 06-24-2011, 07:44 AM

infinite monkey I take a couple days off work... 06-24-2011, 09:44 AM

classicman @ Dana - I began watching... 06-24-2011, 10:55 AM

Trilby mold allergy headache. ... 06-24-2011, 10:56 AM

monster Moving the goalposts 07-14-2011, 09:30 AM

Lola Bunny Man, that sucks big time,... 07-15-2011, 12:04 AM

Perry Winkle I think that if they're going... 07-15-2011, 07:25 AM

infinite monkey People who seek you out then... 06-24-2011, 11:18 AM

monster scorching my back... I... 06-29-2011, 08:30 PM

Sundae So. Yesterday - ON MY... 07-02-2011, 05:19 AM

Clodfobble Oh no no, you did exactly the... 07-02-2011, 08:13 AM

limey Wise Clod is right, as evah! 07-02-2011, 08:48 AM

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Gravdigr This was scorching my groove... 07-05-2011, 06:19 PM

monster Frankly, I'd've done the same... 07-05-2011, 08:47 PM

Lola Bunny :thepain::thepain::thepain::th... 07-07-2011, 09:01 AM

Clodfobble Fucking $122 water bill... 07-09-2011, 11:28 PM

footfootfoot Damn. I give you permission... 07-10-2011, 06:43 PM

classicman Damn Clod - sorry to hear... 07-10-2011, 01:45 PM

Clodfobble Twice. Knocking her up twice.... 07-10-2011, 07:31 PM

footfootfoot Srsly. Even if she had a... 07-10-2011, 09:05 PM

Clodfobble Well, "dang" was in reference... 07-10-2011, 09:57 PM

monster Ok, so I emailed the hockey... 07-15-2011, 12:44 PM

footfootfoot Let me just say this about... 10-24-2011, 11:15 AM

HungLikeJesus But look on the bright side -... 10-24-2011, 02:08 PM

monster oh dear lord feetz, you... 10-24-2011, 05:36 PM

ZenGum WTF? The only cars I've... 10-24-2011, 10:04 PM

monster mrsfeetz mad? 10-24-2011, 10:05 PM

Griff Dude, are you in some kind of... 10-25-2011, 05:39 AM

Trilby Foot - I feels ya. I had a... 10-25-2011, 06:18 AM

footfootfoot thanks guys 2004 Hyundai... 10-25-2011, 11:07 AM

HungLikeJesus It wouldn't have many miles... 10-25-2011, 12:22 PM

footfootfoot The trip home really hammered... 10-25-2011, 12:43 PM

jimhelm SHIT, FOOT. 10-25-2011, 12:26 PM

jimhelm you must know a good short... 10-25-2011, 01:15 PM

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Clodfobble That is a lot of miles, man.... 10-25-2011, 02:17 PM

jimhelm If I had bought a brand new... 10-25-2011, 02:37 PM

Griff Talk about yer steel taint. 10-25-2011, 07:32 PM

HungLikeJesus That's a lot of miles in 13... 10-25-2011, 02:52 PM

footfootfoot They'd definitely spec... 10-25-2011, 07:33 PM

jimhelm if my taint was platinum, i'd... 10-25-2011, 07:42 PM

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BigV Z19zFlPah-o Cj6ho1-G6tw ... 02-01-2012, 09:07 PM

Aliantha OK, in case anyone thinks I'm... 02-01-2012, 09:35 PM

infinite monkey Jebus Crepes on Toast...how... 02-06-2012, 09:42 AM

Gravdigr What's scorching my groove... 02-06-2012, 05:15 PM

Clodfobble The little boy I babysit... 02-06-2012, 05:56 PM

Lamplighter Good post... I almost feel as... 02-06-2012, 06:45 PM

Pete Zicato Proof #1517 that some people... 02-06-2012, 09:14 PM

monster And the whole reason I don't... 02-06-2012, 10:45 PM

plthijinx clod, suggestion, tell her... 02-06-2012, 11:06 PM

ZenGum No, leave the "hershey... 02-07-2012, 12:44 AM

classicman That works... or at least may... 02-07-2012, 01:07 AM

BigV (morbidly, scatalogically)... 02-07-2012, 09:54 AM

Clodfobble Oh, she's an enigma, all... 02-07-2012, 10:20 AM

footfootfoot munchausen by proxy or... 02-07-2012, 10:29 AM

Gravdigr Well, the boy shits... 02-07-2012, 10:55 AM

infinite monkey :eek: 02-07-2012, 10:30 AM

Clodfobble Nah, she's just terrified of... 02-07-2012, 10:36 AM

glatt That's amazing and a little... 02-07-2012, 10:59 AM

footfootfoot We've got friends whose kids... 02-07-2012, 12:35 PM

BigV Thank you Clodfobble. I know... 02-07-2012, 03:41 PM

Clodfobble Well, there's the whole... 02-07-2012, 05:17 PM

Griff You can lead a horse to water... 02-07-2012, 05:24 PM

BigV goddamn homework tantrums...... 02-07-2012, 06:13 PM

footfootfoot I think there is still room... 02-07-2012, 09:04 PM

monster USPS :mad: 02-08-2012, 09:38 PM

infinite monkey Me too. :mad: 02-09-2012, 07:50 AM

monster bloody kids. kid. little... 02-14-2012, 06:56 AM

zippyt What did Thor do now ??? 02-14-2012, 08:52 AM

monster as the last straw, i... 02-14-2012, 07:27 PM

BigV the calm before the teenage... 02-14-2012, 09:26 PM

monster um... he's the youngest.... 02-14-2012, 10:12 PM

HungLikeJesus Is this about Brianna again? 02-14-2012, 09:50 PM

HungLikeJesus Brianna's a he? 02-14-2012, 10:33 PM

monster no s/he's an it .... or... 02-14-2012, 10:37 PM

Sundae Sick and tired of this cough.... 02-19-2012, 10:19 AM

BigV you already have a frog in... 02-19-2012, 03:55 PM

Sundae I don't care if it's a crowd!... 02-19-2012, 03:58 PM

Undertoad We all have chronic coughs... 02-19-2012, 06:37 PM

footfootfoot Chronic not only gives me... 02-19-2012, 07:40 PM

Pico and ME What pills have you taken? 02-19-2012, 07:44 PM

Sundae Just different types of... 02-21-2012, 11:01 AM

Pico and ME So do you have a lot of mucus... 02-21-2012, 11:53 AM

Sundae Back of my throat. I assume.... 02-21-2012, 12:03 PM

sexobon differential diagnosis 02-21-2012, 02:08 PM

infinite monkey So the office is again... 02-24-2012, 07:15 AM

monster Good luck -and if you barf I... 02-24-2012, 12:47 PM

infinite monkey Oh yeah, I forgot I'm... 02-24-2012, 12:56 PM

Aliantha You people make me sick! ... 02-24-2012, 06:03 PM

BigV My groove isn't scorched... ... 02-29-2012, 03:38 AM

ZenGum :lol: you dingbat. Are you... 02-29-2012, 04:22 AM

Lamplighter :D We're all glad you were... 02-29-2012, 08:55 AM

HungLikeJesus Just pour some nail polish... 02-29-2012, 09:55 AM

Lamplighter This is like a bunch of... 02-29-2012, 10:17 AM

BigV Thank goodness I can't hear... 02-29-2012, 10:31 AM

classicman You like red wine? My... 02-29-2012, 11:34 AM

ZenGum Serious thought. The ear... 02-29-2012, 06:24 PM

BigV Thank you for your serious... 02-29-2012, 08:06 PM

Lamplighter I am posting this because... 03-10-2012, 12:06 PM

monster The two treasurers at my... 04-30-2012, 12:18 AM

DanaC I read that initially as... 04-30-2012, 05:28 AM

infinite monkey Who do I have to have sex... 05-01-2012, 03:58 PM

monster me. 05-01-2012, 08:11 PM

jimhelm Uncle Biff has stage 4... 05-03-2012, 04:52 PM

jimhelm I flew to Charlotte Sunday... 06-11-2012, 08:05 PM

zippyt Sorry to hear this Jim 05-03-2012, 05:46 PM

Clodfobble Sorry, Jim. 05-03-2012, 06:08 PM

jimhelm Yah. I love biff. Hes my... 05-03-2012, 06:20 PM

Aliantha Sorry about your uncle Jim. ... 05-03-2012, 06:31 PM

jimhelm I don't know a lot about it,... 05-03-2012, 07:36 PM

Aliantha I've been sitting here for... 05-03-2012, 08:26 PM

glatt I'm sorry Jim. That sucks.... 05-03-2012, 08:43 PM

jimhelm thanks. Biff is a lot like... 05-03-2012, 10:04 PM

BigV Rock On Biff! Very sorry... 05-04-2012, 10:09 AM

classicman Damn Jim. Sorry to hear. :(... 05-03-2012, 10:49 PM

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jimhelm This is the most recent... 05-03-2012, 11:07 PM

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monster 38606 05-04-2012, 09:10 PM

jimhelm ok.. sorry. enough of this. ... 05-03-2012, 11:12 PM

BigV Ok, ok. My car was... 05-04-2012, 10:45 AM

Aliantha You resemble your uncle Jim. 05-04-2012, 12:06 AM

limey Yes, you do. I'm sorry your... 05-04-2012, 05:01 AM

Griff Fuck cancer. 05-04-2012, 05:49 AM

DanaC Shit, Jim, that's rough mate.... 05-04-2012, 06:07 AM

glatt How close are the kids to... 05-04-2012, 07:16 AM

infinite monkey Oh jim, I'm so sorry. Fuck... 05-04-2012, 07:14 AM

jimhelm The latter, glatt. And their... 05-04-2012, 07:25 AM

classicman Isn't that twice in a year... 05-04-2012, 08:55 PM

DanaC hehehe. Clever. 05-05-2012, 06:46 AM

infinite monkey I have a meeting at 10 that... 05-10-2012, 07:50 AM

DanaC Good luck girly-girl :) ... 05-10-2012, 08:02 AM

infinite monkey Maybe I'll get lucky and... 05-10-2012, 08:06 AM

infinite monkey I can't even get fired when I... 05-10-2012, 10:34 AM

jimhelm well, you could start by... 05-10-2012, 10:41 AM

infinite monkey When you start working on the... 05-10-2012, 10:52 AM

glatt Don't fall for it! It's a... 05-10-2012, 10:53 AM

infinite monkey Do they float? :lol2: 05-10-2012, 10:53 AM

classicman As long as they aren't made... 05-10-2012, 12:34 PM

infinite monkey Best Placement of an Old Joke... 05-10-2012, 12:48 PM

infinite monkey Now seriously. Why wouldn't... 05-10-2012, 12:48 PM

glatt A traditional one didn't, but... 05-10-2012, 02:43 PM

Clodfobble Because Abraham Lincoln... 05-10-2012, 02:35 PM

infinite monkey And we still live in 1865? 05-10-2012, 02:43 PM

glatt :p: No, of course not. ... 05-10-2012, 02:52 PM

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infinite monkey OK, I should be more clear,... 05-10-2012, 02:49 PM

infinite monkey Wait a minute. I want a log... 05-10-2012, 02:55 PM

infinite monkey ;) Please to add to above... 05-10-2012, 03:04 PM

infinite monkey Oh, and also: I'll never be... 05-10-2012, 03:05 PM

jimhelm We could put it on stone... 05-10-2012, 03:18 PM

infinite monkey All of that is awesome.... 05-10-2012, 03:20 PM

jimhelm got it. man, my memory is... 05-10-2012, 03:22 PM

Aliantha I'm getting a cold. I... 05-10-2012, 05:53 PM

monster I think the woman next to me... 05-10-2012, 07:31 PM

DanaC And that way you'll be safe... 05-10-2012, 06:08 PM

infinite monkey and safe fwom cwazed equine... 05-10-2012, 06:42 PM

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monster log house for monkey = tree.... 05-10-2012, 07:33 PM

infinite monkey Wow, what is that? Makes my... 05-11-2012, 07:31 AM

Sundae Cold for me too. Still... 05-14-2012, 12:34 PM

monster Why do you think you are so... 05-14-2012, 04:17 PM

DanaC Probably since starting... 05-14-2012, 04:31 PM

monster But it doesn't happen to... 05-14-2012, 07:50 PM

monster Although smokers have a... 05-14-2012, 07:55 PM

TheMercenary Working to much to post and... 05-15-2012, 05:30 PM

Aliantha Stop working so hard Merc! ... 05-15-2012, 05:32 PM

BigV Where the fucking fuck are my... 05-18-2012, 01:35 PM

classicman The ones you lent to the... 05-18-2012, 01:55 PM

DanaC Took Carrotchops for a mostly... 05-18-2012, 04:01 PM

Aliantha I had to take Cleo to the vet... 05-18-2012, 06:16 PM

Undertoad Good wishes out to baby... 05-18-2012, 07:54 PM

Clodfobble Goddamn laptop has suddenly... 05-28-2012, 09:38 PM

infinite monkey I tripped over the cleaning... 05-29-2012, 09:24 AM

Spexxvet At least get checked out now,... 05-30-2012, 09:38 AM

infinite monkey I saw the cord, tried to step... 05-30-2012, 11:09 AM

limey Sue them. 05-30-2012, 02:28 AM

Trilby Worker's Comp! This is... 05-30-2012, 06:19 AM

ZenGum I can see the emotional... 05-30-2012, 06:25 AM

infinite monkey Heh. No, I'm the klutz. And... 05-30-2012, 07:05 AM

limey Uh, no. Infi, "the cleaning... 05-30-2012, 07:58 AM

classicman They're right IM. That is... 05-30-2012, 09:22 AM

Aliantha Maybe they're just trying to... 05-30-2012, 05:26 PM

infinite monkey In all fairness (to me) that... 05-31-2012, 09:44 AM

limey I'm glad to hear that because... 05-31-2012, 11:24 AM

infinite monkey That should have read as... 05-31-2012, 01:06 PM

DanaC World of difference between... 05-31-2012, 12:13 PM

classicman There is no lying nor... 05-31-2012, 12:52 PM

infinite monkey Oh, and I need to clarify. I... 05-31-2012, 01:13 PM

DanaC I hear ya. It just reminded... 05-31-2012, 01:15 PM

classicman Still, as much as those... 05-31-2012, 01:27 PM

DanaC I suppose things are a little... 05-31-2012, 01:35 PM

infinite monkey I didn't even want to report... 05-31-2012, 01:40 PM

classicman DOCUMENT THAT!!! :rolleyes: 05-31-2012, 03:11 PM

glatt What do you think her 28,000... 05-31-2012, 03:14 PM

infinite monkey Heeheee. That just proves... 05-31-2012, 05:32 PM

jimhelm Greed. About a year an a... 06-01-2012, 10:57 AM

glatt Why do you hate America? 06-01-2012, 11:06 AM

infinite monkey heh. I felt bad because I... 06-01-2012, 11:25 AM

TheMercenary 1%er! Us 99% are on food... 06-05-2012, 07:13 PM

jimhelm yeah... i know... it's... 06-01-2012, 11:43 AM

classicman @glatt - snort. 06-01-2012, 11:46 AM

infinite monkey :lol: No, but if my lunch... 06-01-2012, 11:46 AM

infinite monkey 'Cause, I'd do just about... 06-01-2012, 11:50 AM

classicman I wish I had some of your... 06-01-2012, 12:00 PM

jimhelm we probably won't win... too... 06-01-2012, 12:18 PM

infinite monkey I'll come work for you, I'm 2... 06-01-2012, 12:28 PM

BigV Cars? He works in the... 06-01-2012, 07:23 PM

jimhelm I'd put you in the service... 06-02-2012, 11:40 AM

infinite monkey Being quite adept at talking... 06-04-2012, 09:17 AM

monster Rusted out Subframe :eek: ... 06-04-2012, 09:11 AM

monster ugh, Ford can't look at it... 06-04-2012, 09:44 AM

BigV :mecry: :hug: :comfort: ... 06-11-2012, 08:25 PM

glatt I was going to say that I'm... 06-11-2012, 08:29 PM

monster :no idea what to say: so... 06-11-2012, 08:41 PM

Undertoad Sorry for your loss sir. ... 06-11-2012, 08:45 PM

zippyt Sorry for your loss 06-11-2012, 09:12 PM

classicman Damn Jim. no words. ... 06-11-2012, 09:45 PM

jimhelm Thanks. I wanted to put my... 06-11-2012, 10:04 PM

classicman powerful. telling. raw. 06-11-2012, 10:44 PM

Clodfobble Holy shit, man. Goddamn. I'm... 06-11-2012, 10:53 PM

Trilby Wow. Being there with him at... 06-12-2012, 05:24 AM

limey Jim I am so sorry for your... 06-12-2012, 05:53 AM

kerosene Wow. Jim, thanks for sharing... 06-12-2012, 08:07 AM

infinite monkey Aww jim. I'm so sorry for... 06-12-2012, 09:16 AM

Happy Monkey I got caught in this... 06-26-2012, 06:33 PM

BigV moisturizing scorched grooves... 06-27-2012, 01:19 AM

Pico and ME Wow Jim. What a thing to go... 06-27-2012, 07:23 AM

orthodoc So sorry to hear of your... 06-27-2012, 02:34 PM

Sundae Shoot, Jim, only just read... 06-27-2012, 02:59 PM

DanaC Damn, I'd intended to post... 06-27-2012, 03:34 PM

BigV My groove is scorched by Rush... 06-28-2012, 12:42 PM

Lamplighter V, here's a little balm for... 06-28-2012, 05:04 PM

DanaC Fucking stoopid fucking... 06-28-2012, 04:07 PM

Clodfobble One of the big lessons we... 07-01-2012, 12:09 AM

ZenGum Ahh, the false belief thing. ... 07-01-2012, 05:39 AM

Clodfobble Oh yeah, all the fucking... 07-01-2012, 07:07 AM

footfootfoot Sort of like your dad telling... 07-01-2012, 11:07 AM

Clodfobble Hey, there you go! It's my... 07-01-2012, 03:13 PM

plthijinx THIS... 07-01-2012, 07:04 PM

Lola Bunny Just curious, why didn't go... 07-01-2012, 07:34 PM

orthodoc The ONLY thing to do when... 07-01-2012, 07:31 PM

plthijinx i didn't go because paul had... 07-01-2012, 08:20 PM

plthijinx i know a couple of them too.... 07-01-2012, 08:24 PM

orthodoc These things unfortunately... 07-01-2012, 08:38 PM

plthijinx you got that right 07-01-2012, 08:47 PM

Happy Monkey My power went out 11pm... 07-01-2012, 09:11 PM

orthodoc That sucks ... I heard DC had... 07-01-2012, 09:32 PM

xoxoxoBruce Nothing like south Jersey,... 07-01-2012, 09:50 PM

DanaC I feel proper hard done to if... 07-02-2012, 05:11 AM

DanaC Scorching my groove today is... 07-02-2012, 05:17 AM

orthodoc I don't have to worry about... 07-03-2012, 07:05 PM

classicman Damn ortho - that's like a... 07-05-2012, 12:44 AM

ZenGum Yup. 07-05-2012, 07:08 AM

DucksNuts Life in general! Hey, we... 07-12-2012, 03:49 AM

BigV scorching my groove today... 07-16-2012, 02:47 PM

DanaC Fuck me, V, I soooo relate to... 07-17-2012, 09:27 AM

DanaC What's scorching my groove... 07-17-2012, 09:31 AM

Clodfobble Ugh... bless his heart, but... 07-22-2012, 10:21 PM

BigV You need a drink. .... ... 07-22-2012, 11:11 PM

xoxoxoBruce Oh Clod, think of all the... 07-23-2012, 02:58 AM

classicman OK, life isn't difficult... 07-24-2012, 02:01 PM

zippyt Our camping truck the... 07-24-2012, 02:07 PM

fargon My Hard Drive Took a Shit!!! 07-24-2012, 02:26 PM

Undertoad $395 for a hard drive? 07-24-2012, 02:33 PM

BigV classicman, you're a better... 07-24-2012, 04:48 PM

fargon $249.00 For the hard drive,... 07-24-2012, 04:48 PM

DanaC God Classic, that's so... 07-24-2012, 06:44 PM

Clodfobble I'msorryexcuseme whatthefuck?... 07-24-2012, 06:58 PM

classicman Thanks V, that means a lot. ... 07-24-2012, 09:48 PM

ZenGum Probably wise of you to cool... 07-25-2012, 06:35 AM

Clodfobble I hear you, man. I know it's... 07-25-2012, 07:19 AM

classicman Masculine? Me? lol ... 07-25-2012, 08:45 AM

zippyt Our camping truck the... 07-27-2012, 11:05 AM

glatt Sorry, Zippy. That sucks. 07-27-2012, 11:13 AM

zippyt Yeppers , im here trying to... 07-27-2012, 11:22 AM

Griff Crap, pretty pricey fix. 07-27-2012, 11:34 AM

zippyt KBB value on the truck best... 07-27-2012, 11:38 AM

Griff Might be worth it to put your... 07-27-2012, 11:45 AM

glatt Just because people are... 07-27-2012, 12:25 PM

jimhelm do not put a $5000 motor in a... 07-27-2012, 11:44 AM

zippyt do not put a $5000 motor in a... 07-27-2012, 11:50 AM

orthodoc Stuck in Midway airport for... 07-27-2012, 12:02 PM

Trilby has anyone ever heard of a... 07-28-2012, 07:01 AM

Clodfobble Old men are expected to get... 07-28-2012, 07:25 AM

Trilby Yeah, I'm his whipping girl.... 07-28-2012, 08:25 AM

Clodfobble I'm sorry Bri, that sounds... 07-28-2012, 09:01 AM

Trilby I'm being a real whiner... 07-28-2012, 09:24 AM

jimhelm Hit that motherfucker right... 07-28-2012, 09:29 AM

Trilby :) good one, jim. Maybe... 07-28-2012, 09:42 AM

monster Why in the hell is that man... 07-28-2012, 10:23 AM

Trilby really good question. I... 07-28-2012, 10:34 AM

Undertoad Your alcoholism is due to... 07-28-2012, 11:09 AM

Trilby Maybe so, maybe so. ... 07-28-2012, 11:53 AM

Undertoad Unfortunately, he had the... 07-28-2012, 12:46 PM

zippyt Bri , Walk away from him ... 07-28-2012, 12:34 PM

Trilby His family was poor during... 07-28-2012, 12:59 PM

Undertoad Alcoholism is hereditary so... 07-28-2012, 01:05 PM

Trilby My dad will drink a beer... 07-28-2012, 03:18 PM

Undertoad Yeeah... during my mom's... 07-28-2012, 03:51 PM

Aliantha I'm going with Jim. First,... 07-28-2012, 05:22 PM

jimhelm So,...um... how hard did he... 07-28-2012, 06:33 PM

monster irrelevant. One person's... 07-28-2012, 09:13 PM

zippyt Exactly what mon said , Bri... 07-28-2012, 09:36 PM

footfootfoot First song is great, but... 07-28-2012, 09:44 PM

Trilby thanks for the song,... 07-29-2012, 07:18 AM

monster Duck Tape 07-29-2012, 07:34 AM

classicman I'm with Jim & Zip... Drop... 07-30-2012, 10:25 PM

Aliantha ok, this is just a big bitch... 08-17-2012, 01:15 AM

sexobon I prefer to spank their... 08-17-2012, 11:27 AM

Trilby Here we go! driving maniacs... 08-18-2012, 04:43 AM

Sundae Good luck Bri, good aim x ... 08-18-2012, 05:32 AM

orthodoc Hang in there Bri!! And... 08-18-2012, 01:11 PM

glatt Hitting the road myself in... 08-18-2012, 04:02 PM

morethanpretty Wow Ali, they sound like they... 08-19-2012, 06:29 AM

orthodoc Are you still with us, Bri?... 08-19-2012, 07:39 AM

Trilby Made it home in record time! ... 08-19-2012, 02:12 PM

Aliantha I'm over it now mtp. :) I'm... 08-19-2012, 05:42 PM

Aliantha Glad you got home safe Bri. ... 08-19-2012, 05:44 PM

Sundae Diz has cat flu. New vet... 08-25-2012, 03:26 PM

limey Oh Sundae, that's tough!... 08-25-2012, 04:58 PM

monster nasty laundry and personal... 08-28-2012, 11:15 PM

ZenGum Sundae, would it be possible... 08-29-2012, 12:04 AM

Sundae I'm trying to keep his weight... 08-29-2012, 05:06 AM

Trilby Dad is 83. He's an... 08-29-2012, 07:51 AM

Trilby addendum: I have called a... 08-29-2012, 07:57 AM

glatt I'm sorry, Brianna. You... 08-29-2012, 08:06 AM

Trilby thanks, glatt. Cut him... 08-29-2012, 09:40 AM

monster where is the like button for... 08-29-2012, 10:34 AM

footfootfoot That is really a drag and a... 08-29-2012, 10:19 AM

Clodfobble I think all seniors should... 08-29-2012, 11:07 AM

orthodoc Lady Ortho agrees. And, Bri -... 08-29-2012, 04:49 PM

Pico and ME Yeah Bri, breaking off all... 08-29-2012, 04:56 PM

Lola Bunny I'm so sorry to hear how your... 08-29-2012, 05:51 PM

BigV all hail the Queen! 08-29-2012, 04:42 PM

Griff Intercepting that license... 08-29-2012, 04:53 PM

zippyt be strong or get some pepper... 08-29-2012, 08:04 PM

Nirvana That sux Bri , can you call... 08-29-2012, 10:26 PM

monster I think there should be an... 08-29-2012, 11:00 PM

Trilby anti-social services - good... 08-30-2012, 07:35 AM

BigV Totally sucks, Brianna. I'm... 08-31-2012, 12:07 PM

Aliantha Maybe your Dad's doc doesn't... 08-30-2012, 05:27 PM

Trilby Imma gonna psychically kill... 08-31-2012, 06:19 AM

DucksNuts There's an impromptu drinks... 08-31-2012, 08:15 PM

BigV could be an impromptu... 08-31-2012, 08:36 PM

monster oh that sucks 08-31-2012, 08:17 PM

DucksNuts we really do need a sarcasm... 08-31-2012, 08:27 PM

monster scuse me? 08-31-2012, 08:44 PM

monster I mean really.. i must've... 08-31-2012, 08:49 PM

DucksNuts There's going to be about 60... 08-31-2012, 09:04 PM

BigV I bet. "Shaaaaanks for... 08-31-2012, 09:22 PM

monster FSM no, I drink and have kids... 08-31-2012, 09:05 PM

monster I don't do sarcasm here any... 08-31-2012, 09:09 PM

limey :notworthy 09-01-2012, 04:10 AM

richlevy That's right and everyone... 09-01-2012, 07:12 AM

DucksNuts See, if we had a sarcastic... 08-31-2012, 09:18 PM

monster well I could have been sneaky... 08-31-2012, 09:31 PM

infinite monkey What would it be in brit? "Oh... 08-31-2012, 09:35 PM

DucksNuts My inlaws gave me weird looks... 08-31-2012, 09:43 PM

Sundae I don't say Pardon. It's... 09-01-2012, 05:32 AM

infinite monkey Uh, yeah, I was employing... 09-01-2012, 07:30 AM

Aliantha I've been complaining about... 09-01-2012, 06:42 AM

infinite monkey I'm impressed at the manners... 09-01-2012, 08:35 AM

Aliantha Oh yeah, and I came here to... 09-01-2012, 06:47 AM

Sundae They know. Cars and pets... 09-01-2012, 06:51 AM

Aliantha lol...well $100 wont buy me... 09-01-2012, 07:01 AM

DucksNuts Instead of using your baby... 09-01-2012, 07:06 AM

Aliantha We don't get the baby bonus. ... 09-01-2012, 07:08 AM

DucksNuts Oh crap ...sorry luv...fucken... 09-01-2012, 07:19 AM

DanaC *hugs bri* sucks, hon. @... 09-01-2012, 08:12 AM

Sundae Bleurgh, I admit I can be a... 09-01-2012, 03:02 PM

BigV Dana Glad your mom's ok. ... 09-01-2012, 02:23 PM

orthodoc The CMS (Center for Medicare... 09-01-2012, 09:34 PM

DanaC Oh Mum's fine. And she's all... 09-01-2012, 03:12 PM

ZenGum Next visit, she should open... 09-01-2012, 09:28 PM

Sundae And it does not catch it.... 09-01-2012, 03:16 PM

orthodoc My skin graft totally failed.... 10-05-2012, 02:10 PM

glatt Sorry orthodoc. That's... 10-05-2012, 03:05 PM

plthijinx dang ortho! sorry to hear... 10-05-2012, 03:44 PM

orthodoc Thanks, guys. I can only go... 10-05-2012, 05:15 PM

Big Sarge sorry about that... 10-05-2012, 05:56 PM

footfootfoot Ortho, sorry about your skin... 10-05-2012, 08:42 PM

infinite monkey When you tell something... 10-09-2012, 10:58 AM

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Gravdigr What's scorching your groove... 10-16-2012, 12:10 PM

Trilby me, too. mostly, though, I... 10-17-2012, 10:21 AM

glatt this ignoring thing is... 10-17-2012, 10:59 AM

infinite monkey I feel like the commercial... 10-16-2012, 12:16 PM

ZenGum Looks like the army are... 10-17-2012, 04:12 AM

Trilby what's on that guy's head? ... 10-17-2012, 10:15 AM

Trilby all good points, glatt. ... 10-17-2012, 11:04 AM

infinite monkey Well hoo haa haaa. ... 10-17-2012, 12:34 PM

glatt I'm not trying to make you... 10-17-2012, 12:59 PM

infinite monkey Oh glatt...you're one of the... 10-17-2012, 01:02 PM

DanaC I usually find that the... 10-17-2012, 03:44 PM

Gravdigr There is just too much shiny... 10-17-2012, 03:57 PM

Trilby to add my two cents - there... 10-17-2012, 03:54 PM

DanaC Exactly! I hardly ever go... 10-17-2012, 03:58 PM

Trilby well, I DO like my dog better... 10-17-2012, 03:59 PM

bluecuracao I found out today that I fell... 11-15-2012, 06:37 PM

Lamplighter Groan... I'm sorry for you... 11-15-2012, 06:41 PM

bluecuracao Thanks, Lamplighter. I will,... 11-15-2012, 06:43 PM

orthodoc That's awful, I'm so sorry.... 11-15-2012, 06:46 PM

bluecuracao Aww, orthodoc. This dumb crap... 11-15-2012, 07:19 PM

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Lamplighter Our dishwasher stopped dead. ... 12-14-2012, 08:51 PM

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