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Old 10-14-2012, 11:01 PM   #1
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If I gave you a revolver with one bullet in it, there is a 1 in 6 chance you would blow your brains out with it on the first pull. If there were 2 bullets in it a 2 in 6 chance, if 3 a 3 in 6 chance, if 4 a 4 in 6 chance, if 5 then 5 in 6, if 6 Boom your dead. IF I gave you this revolver and you promised not to ever use it except in-case of emergency and we agreed you'd keep it out of the way of children then hey I don't have a problem with you having the gun. So one day I find you out in the back yard shooting at cans. Then I see the can has the star of David on it. ANd I say hey why do they have the star of David on it?? And you say I just don't like David, and I say why and you say because he is my arch enemy. Then we go in to your house and there are paintings of swastikas and I discover you really hate David. And when I try to stand up for Dave you start burning the American flag. Then they tell me you are going to Kill David and his family because he believes in Jesus Christ. Then I realize you are a madman with my gun. Now I want my Gun back and you say no. So I wrestle you to the ground to get my gun back and you get shot in the head. Now your friends get mad and say I murdered you and you take me to court. Who's fault is your death Mine or Yours?? Don't ask me because I don't own a Gun.

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Old 10-15-2012, 07:03 AM   #2
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We now interrupt your regularly scheduled religious argument for this Moment of LevityŠ


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If I gave you a revolver with one bullet in it, there is a 1 in 6 chance you would blow your brains out with it on the first pull. If there were 2 bullets in it a 2 in 6 chance, if 3 a 3 in 6 chance, if 4 a 4 in 6 chance, if 5 then 5 in 6, if 6 Boom your dead. IF I gave you this revolver and you promised not to ever use it except in-case of emergency and we agreed you'd keep it out of the way of children then hey I don't have a problem with you having the gun. So one day I find you out in the back yard shooting at cans. Then I see the can has the star of David on it. ANd I say hey why do they have the star of David on it?? And you say I just don't like David, and I say why and you say because he is my arch enemy. Then we go in to your house and there are paintings of swastikas and I discover you really hate David. And when I try to stand up for Dave you start burning the American flag. Then they tell me you are going to Kill David and his family because he believes in Jesus Christ. Then I realize you are a madman with my gun. Now I want my Gun back and you say no. So I wrestle you to the ground to get my gun back and you get shot in the head. Now your friends get mad and say I murdered you and you take me to court. Who's fault is your death Mine or Yours?? Don't ask me because I don't own a Gun.
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Old 10-15-2012, 07:34 PM   #3
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http://www.infowars.com/new-threats-...oses-election/


and that's what I call the down fall of American Civilization.. "vote for me or die"?? That's the message I am receiving... don't get me wrong I'm sure he's a great guy.. but he's just not getting the job done..
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Old 10-16-2012, 08:41 AM   #4
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http://www.infowars.com/new-threats-...oses-election/


and that's what I call the down fall of American Civilization.. "vote for me or die"?? That's the message I am receiving... don't get me wrong I'm sure he's a great guy.. but he's just not getting the job done..
Then there is more than one CEO threatening to fire their employees if Romney doesn't win. Extremists on both sides of the fence, dude.
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Old 10-15-2012, 11:38 PM   #5
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If I gave you a revolver with one bullet in it, there is a 1 in 6 chance you would blow your brains out with it on the first pull.
I walked away long ago because you are crazy to think religion is important. Religion has no relevance except between you and your god. Nowhere else.

Since you relate religion with guns, I figure law enforcement will be conducting the raid any day now. No good reason to be anywhere near you. I'll watch the 11 o'clock news to learn what was relevant.
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