Not always what they seem.

[Weird Harold]

Japanese porn stars are a favorite subject of mine. Shortly after I joined here. There was a thread "Kentucky Fried" something, and I asked if anyone knew the 3 names of the guards from the Kentucky Fried Movie. No one responded. I mentioned how disappointed I was that no one responded in another thread. Some one said something nice to me, I think they thought I was saying that I didn't like being ignored. It still bothers me, but it's because no one knew the answer. When I first came across the Cellar, I lurked for a while, and read some threads, learned that UnderToad is the owner. That was a big plus for me, The World According To Garp is one of the greatest books ever written, as far as I'm concerned, and to have the owner of the site take his user name from it, made me think, yeah, I'm gonna fit here. The week after I joined Fat Albert the movie was on TV, in the movie you see a sign where they hang out "North Philadelphia Junk Yard" I thought wow, a lot of the people are from Philadelphia, and without knowing it I picked out a Philadelphia related user name. This must be kismet. I am finally home. Then I ask, what are the names of the three guards, from the Kentucky Fried Movie, and I get nothing. So I'm going to give you all another chance. I'll even give you the first two names. Hung Well, and Long Wang, just give me guard number three's name. If you have never seen the movie, then Google it, and pretend that you have.

[Usup]

Ahhhh, Welcome to America. The picture says it all.

[wolf]

Enormous Genitals

[Weird Harold]

Thank you.