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Old 01-31-2008, 11:04 PM   #16
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... a glass of wine in my hand.
Don't spill it on the rug, or lumberjim will buttƒuck you in the mouth.
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Old 01-31-2008, 11:15 PM   #17
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i haven't buttfucked anybody in the mouth in weeks!
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Old 01-31-2008, 11:16 PM   #18
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What about Drax? What is that called?
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Old 01-31-2008, 11:55 PM   #19
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pwnage?
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Old 02-03-2008, 12:39 PM   #20
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A female version of a hard on? What would that be? What do I have?

You guys are pretty smart....please define.
Congestion (Muscular tension), engorgement (erection), increase in secretions (lubrication), peripheral flushing of the skin usually about the neck, chest, and face, increased heart rate.
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Old 02-04-2008, 11:25 AM   #21
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i have a really sore throat. AGain. I think i might have some sort of trouble. maybe this is ca going up my eso? I can hardlly swalllow.


dammmmmmmit. If i lose the ability to swallow I want all you cellarites to hack me to death with a machete. deal? oh, yeah, with a drum ring, of course.
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Old 02-04-2008, 01:36 PM   #22
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Congestion (Muscular tension), engorgement (erection), increase in secretions (lubrication), peripheral flushing of the skin usually about the neck, chest, and face, increased heart rate.
Then why does engorgement sound so terrible?!? I'm going to have to look that up Merc!
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Old 02-04-2008, 02:58 PM   #23
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Then why does engorgement sound so terrible?!? I'm going to have to look that up Merc!
I thought it meant getting lost in the Grand Canyon.
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Old 02-04-2008, 03:09 PM   #24
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a really sore throat.





that is all.
Sorry about that. I'll be more gentle next time.
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Old 02-04-2008, 03:19 PM   #25
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I have...my taxes finished
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Old 02-04-2008, 03:41 PM   #26
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buttƒuck you

and the Form 1040EZ you filed on.
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Old 02-04-2008, 07:09 PM   #27
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What he ^^^ said! I just got my forms from my boss on Friday - asshole!
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Old 02-04-2008, 10:53 PM   #28
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Old 02-04-2008, 10:55 PM   #29
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I would totally sniff your sweaty ass aroma. Have you guys seen that thing? Yowzah!
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Old 02-04-2008, 10:58 PM   #30
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buttƒuck you

and the Form 1040EZ you filed on.
sry 1040 but with taxact software
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