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Multiorgasmic and wrapped in plastic
Join Date: Sep 2008
Location: Central Tennessee
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Do NOT drop heavy objects directly onto your toes. It HURTS. You will limp for days.
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LONG LIVE KING ZIPPY! per Feetz
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Arkansas
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Do NOT try and Mix 3 part epoxy Grout if you do Not know what you are doing !!!!
Expensive and MESSSSY !!
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"Success is getting what you want. Happiness is wanting what you get. " Brother Dave Gardner |
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I hear them call the tide
Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Perpetual Chaos
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Quick tips?
if you want quick, DIY. Only bother me when you have time
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The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart |
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I can hear my ears
Join Date: Oct 2003
Posts: 25,571
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when photoshopping, use the layer feature a lot.
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This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan |
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Radical Centrist
Join Date: Jan 2001
Location: Cottage of Prussia
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Can't afford new pro software? Search for the previous release on eBay. A "new-in-box and unregistered" version from four years ago may have all the features you need and yet be a third the price of new.
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Only looks like a disaster tourist
Join Date: Feb 2007
Location: above 7,000 feet
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Many programs have a good open-source equivalent (like The GIMP and Audacity) available for no charge.
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UNDER CONDITIONAL MITIGATION
Join Date: Mar 2004
Location: Austin, TX
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When making a pasta salad, always refrigerate for 6-8 hours before serving so that the flavors can blend.
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barely disguised asshole, keeper of all that is holy.
Join Date: Nov 2007
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Wrap celery in aluminum foil when storing in your fridge. It will keep weeks longer!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ To test to see if an egg is fresh, immerse it in a pan of cool, salted water. If it sinks, it's fresh. If it floats, throw it away!!
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"like strapping a pillow on a bull in a china shop" Bullitt |
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Gone and done
Join Date: Sep 2001
Posts: 4,808
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White toothpaste can be used as spackle for small nail holes. If you don't care about the future residents of your dorm room.
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per·son \ˈpər-sən\ (noun) - an ephemeral collection of small, irrational decisions The fun thing about evolution (and science in general) is that it happens whether you believe in it or not. |
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I can hear my ears
Join Date: Oct 2003
Posts: 25,571
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toothpaste can also be used to polish cds if they get scratched
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This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan |
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“Hypocrisy: prejudice with a halo”
Join Date: Mar 2007
Location: Savannah, Georgia
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Anyone but the this most fuked up President in History in 2012! |
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polaroid of perfection
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: West Yorkshire
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Sweep your carpet with a long handled dustpan and brush rather than hoover when your landlady's son is asleep. Correct.
Leave the binbag open to put the sweepings into. Correct. Leave the binbag on your bed because you're sweeping the floor. Hmmm, risky, but understandable. Have a complete hand spasm when transferring the sweepings into the binbag and therefore transfer stray cat litter, bits of bone (from messy cat eating) and toenail clipping directly onto your CLEAN sheets. Incorrect. Learn by my mistakes people.
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Life's hard you know, so strike a pose on a Cadillac |
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Multiorgasmic and wrapped in plastic
Join Date: Sep 2008
Location: Central Tennessee
Posts: 483
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Always always ALWAYS ask for help when moving a large, heavy kitchen table with a gimp leg (the table, not the mover)
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Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya?
Join Date: Jun 2006
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Do not leave a bag of trash on the back porch for even 5 minutes when you live in critterville. Raccoons will make short work of your trash, and bare it for all the world to see.
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A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones who need the advice. --Bill Cosby |
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Gone and done
Join Date: Sep 2001
Posts: 4,808
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Don't forget to set your clocks back on Saturday night.
And check your smoke detector batteries.
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per·son \ˈpər-sən\ (noun) - an ephemeral collection of small, irrational decisions The fun thing about evolution (and science in general) is that it happens whether you believe in it or not. |
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