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Old 04-09-2013, 07:04 PM   #16
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From med school: The Pantchless Crotties.

(We were so drunk that we meant to register as The Crotchless Panties, but it got transposed ... nevertheless, we won! So it's a lucky name. )
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Old 04-09-2013, 07:42 PM   #17
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Old 04-09-2013, 08:19 PM   #18
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Old 04-09-2013, 09:17 PM   #19
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.... Though that sounds more like a kinky/sexy racehorse name instead.
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Old 04-10-2013, 12:43 AM   #20
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Twil suggests "The Cream Team"
We entered the contest as The Cream Team! There was a prize given for the sexiest/best team name. We didn't win--some assholes called" The Chocolate Starfish" won that prize. We did, however, take second place overall and won a big bag of goodies!

Thanks everyone. We had a great time and will probably be back next week.

Posting from the boat via phone, so I'll hit the tip mug later from a real computer. :-)
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Old 04-10-2013, 09:14 AM   #21
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Blood is not a Safeword
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The safeword is beef jerky.
Where in the hell did I hear that in the last few days?
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Old 04-10-2013, 11:17 AM   #22
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Old 04-10-2013, 07:32 PM   #23
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Old 04-10-2013, 09:15 PM   #24
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The mud helmets

The dirt buttons

The rusty trombones

The filthy sanchezes

The balloon knots

I know its too late, but still....

The Donkey Punchers

The Upper Deckers

And finally,

The Pickle Chuggers
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Old 04-10-2013, 09:54 PM   #25
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See now Wolf has (had?) a full book of filth and innuendo to draw on.
Roger's Profanisaurus.
Chocolate Starfish is nothing.

I think she was being too fair in not using it.
Or she sold it in a garage sale.
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Old 04-11-2013, 04:44 PM   #26
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Here's our prize package:

Seven! samplers from Condom Country with 3-4 condoms and 1-2 envelopes of lube each.
A medium egg vibrator, wired.
Water based lube, Pina Colada flavor from ID.
Seattle Erotic Art Festival catalog from 2010 (leftover, but still with some lovely images).
A kit with a vibrating tongue ring, LingQ (great idea, impossible execution. it does not stay on), some lube and a condom from Wild At Heart (my favorite local toy store).
Several 30% off coupons for the Lover's Package franchise store (they're ok too, pretty corporate though).
A dvd "Internal Injections" bow-chicka-eh-herm...", mostly covered here by a pretty postcard.
And a handy reusable shopping bag with big silkscreened ads for Castle Megastore and Eros Megasol. Should earn a double take when I bring it to the grocery store, doncha think?
AND a flyer for the Center for Sex Positive Culture, the host for this inaugural event.

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Old 04-12-2013, 04:03 AM   #27
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Good haul!
Despite being of no use to a born-again virgin like me.
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Old 04-14-2013, 03:00 PM   #28
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See now Wolf has (had?) a full book of filth and innuendo to draw on.
Roger's Profanisaurus.
Chocolate Starfish is nothing.

I think she was being too fair in not using it.
Or she sold it in a garage sale.
I cherish that book! I would never put it in a garage sale. Or on Ebay, for that matter.

I was actually trying to turn the culture up a notch.

Although, now you're giving me ideas. We need a name for the fitness crap program at work that I got hoodwinked into because the boss wanted the whole department to participate. Voluntarily. OH. Cleverness. I could offer "302" as a team name because we're all committed. Involuntarily.
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Old 04-14-2013, 03:57 PM   #29
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Snicker.

But, hey - use some British filth that no-one else would recognise.
302 is great, but it lacks the sneaky-laugh-factor.

I'll probably use 302 at some point as it means nothing here, as far as I know.
My bro used The 456 as a team name before.
No-one got it.

(not dirty, just the child-eating aliens in Torchwood)
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Old 04-14-2013, 06:18 PM   #30
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Ha! I'll remember '302' for a team name for the next mandatory 'voluntary' activity I'm roped into.
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