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Old 05-31-2014, 09:18 PM   #1
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35. Some of the questions I had to wing it because I've nevered encountered the situation to really know how I would really react to it. Letting my bf comb my hair? If it's really tangled. If not, I'd be finished in a sec. Mo need for him to do it, really. As for question #8, what does it mean by his "character?"

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Old 05-31-2014, 09:34 PM   #2
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Some women want good boys while others go for the bad boy types.
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Old 05-31-2014, 10:05 PM   #3
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And some of us have a thing for preachers' kids. Eagle Scouting in the streets, eager routing in the sheets.
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Old 05-31-2014, 11:41 PM   #4
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Ahhh.....I see. Thanks.
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Old 06-01-2014, 10:14 AM   #5
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Your boyfriend is dumber than a bag of hammers. Do you

a) shoot him in his sleep?
b) wake him up so knows you're going to shoot him?
c) wake him up, have teh secks with him, then shoot him?
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Old 06-01-2014, 11:32 AM   #6
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d) have lots of babies with him because that's what the world needs now
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Old 06-01-2014, 01:20 PM   #7
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d) have lots of babies with him because that's what the world needs now
And love, sweet love. That's what the world needs now. And this lamp. Babies, love sweet love, and this lamp, that's all the world needs now.
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Old 06-01-2014, 02:01 PM   #8
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And this lamp. Babies, love sweet love, and this lamp, that's all the world needs now.
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C'mon, Shithead.
Love that movie.
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Old 06-01-2014, 12:35 PM   #9
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Well, I got a 38. So, now I know what kind of man I want, but...



...I still don't know how sexy I am! The test says it's going to tell me how sexy I am ("How sexy are you?") and it does not.

I want my money back.
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Old 06-01-2014, 01:02 PM   #10
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Well, I got a 38. So, now I know what kind of man I want, but...



...I still don't know how sexy I am! The test says it's going to tell me how sexy I am ("How sexy are you?") and it does not.

I want my money back.
Ditto! ... lol...

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Old 06-01-2014, 01:06 PM   #11
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Hmmm....shoot yourself? Cuz you're the one who choose to date a guy who's dumber than a bag of hammer.

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Old 06-01-2014, 01:09 PM   #12
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Well, he was really cute, so I choose the cute and did not notice the bag of hammer. Now it's too late, because he is hammer.
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Old 06-01-2014, 06:30 PM   #13
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I'm picking out a thermos for you
Not an ordinary thermos for you

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Old 06-05-2015, 10:39 AM   #14
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1953 girl's quiz to see if your more suited to business or romance.


And one to test for suitable suitors.
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Old 06-05-2015, 11:01 AM   #15
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Re: number 9 for suitors... At the church that performed our wedding, they had two sets of marriage vows you could choose to have the pastor read. One was modern, wife and husband said exactly the same thing. The other was old-school, husband vowed to do things like "teach" and "guide," while wife vowed to "obey" and "pleasure."

We chose modern, obviously. But when the day arrived, the pastor started reading the wrong set, and neither one of us wanted to interrupt the solemn proceedings over it. So I did, indeed, vow to both obey and pleasure my husband. He reminds me of it occasionally.
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