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05-31-2014, 09:34 PM
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I love it when a plan comes together.
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Some women want good boys while others go for the bad boy types.
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05-31-2014, 10:05 PM
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UNDER CONDITIONAL MITIGATION
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And some of us have a thing for preachers' kids. Eagle Scouting in the streets, eager routing in the sheets.
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05-31-2014, 11:41 PM
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Junior Master Dwellar
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Ahhh.....I see. Thanks.
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06-01-2014, 10:14 AM
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Your boyfriend is dumber than a bag of hammers. Do you
a) shoot him in his sleep? b) wake him up so knows you're going to shoot him? c) wake him up, have teh secks with him, then shoot him? |
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06-01-2014, 11:32 AM
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polaroid of perfection
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d) have lots of babies with him because that's what the world needs now
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06-01-2014, 12:35 PM
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The Un-Tuckian
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Location: South Central...KY that is
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Well, I got a 38. So, now I know what kind of man I want, but...
...I still don't know how sexy I am! The test says it's going to tell me how sexy I am ("How sexy are you?") and it does not. I want my money back.
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06-01-2014, 01:02 PM
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06-01-2014, 01:06 PM
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Junior Master Dwellar
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Hmmm....shoot yourself? Cuz you're the one who choose to date a guy who's dumber than a bag of hammer.
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06-01-2014, 01:09 PM
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Well, he was really cute, so I choose the cute and did not notice the bag of hammer. Now it's too late, because he is hammer.
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06-01-2014, 01:20 PM
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The Un-Tuckian
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06-01-2014, 06:30 PM
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I'm picking out a thermos for you
Not an ordinary thermos for you 
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06-05-2015, 10:39 AM
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The future is unwritten
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1953 girl's quiz to see if your more suited to business or romance.
 And one to test for suitable suitors. 
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06-05-2015, 11:01 AM
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UNDER CONDITIONAL MITIGATION
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Re: number 9 for suitors... At the church that performed our wedding, they had two sets of marriage vows you could choose to have the pastor read. One was modern, wife and husband said exactly the same thing. The other was old-school, husband vowed to do things like "teach" and "guide," while wife vowed to "obey" and "pleasure."
We chose modern, obviously. But when the day arrived, the pastor started reading the wrong set, and neither one of us wanted to interrupt the solemn proceedings over it. So I did, indeed, vow to both obey and pleasure my husband. He reminds me of it occasionally.
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06-05-2015, 11:13 AM
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Person who doesn't update the user title
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What's the objective of the boy quiz? The girl quiz is to determine whether she is better suited for love or career. What does the boy quiz determine? Whether he is better suited for love or for future wife-beating? Maybe the girl is supposed to ask the questions of the boy? "Oh, honey dearest, I vehemently answer NO to all those questions."
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