The 2004 1st annual Whale Penis Awards - Page 2

SteveDallas · 03-16-2004, 12:51 PM

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Originally posted by jinx

And I'm a little pissed about that, I would have caught on WAY before 33 coughs. I think a lot of people must not read HP's posts or something.

Well, so many people have so many different mannerisms, who cares much? Haven't you noticed my over-use of smilies?

Happy Monkey · 03-16-2004, 01:12 PM

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Originally posted by case
Best Comedic Poster WPA:
happy monkey

(It's a Burger King crown)

Griff · 03-16-2004, 01:26 PM

Most Insightful WPA- UT even though he's completely wrong on foreign policy

Best Debator WPA- tw when he's not drowning you in text

Best Thread WPA- we had an old one on property rights and thermal imaging... can't find her

Best Comedic Poster WPA- the new and improved qazah

Best Dramatic Poster WPA staceyv most drama per post

Best Flame Thrower WPA- Radar

Biggest Heart WPA- Bruce

Most Dangerous Woman WPA- Wolf

Hardest Hitting WPA- OC

Most Rural WPA- slang

Best Caveman WPA- Ogg

Most Musical Pagan WPA- Elspode

Least Annoying Democrat- warch but Syc is trying

lumberjim · 03-16-2004, 01:55 PM

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Originally posted by jinx

And I'm a little pissed about that, I would have caught on WAY before 33 coughs. I think a lot of people must not read HP's posts or something.

I believe you would have, but I also know that you'd have been chicken to call him on it. I bet a few others like case are out there.

Clodfobble · 03-16-2004, 01:56 PM

And I'm a little pissed about that, I would have caught on WAY before 33 coughs. I think a lot of people must not read HP's posts or something.

Personally, I assumed he was sick and was looking for sympathy. Or perhaps he was just "keepin' it real," giving his online persona a cold whenever he had one. Such things can be important to people--though obviously they have never watched Dave Chappelle's "When Keeping it Real Goes Wrong" or they would know the consequences of their actions.

And as far as the WPA nominations go... Though I haven't been around long enough to be reasonably considered for them this year, I hereby vow that I will summarily sweep next year's Best Grammar and Best Spelling awards.

wolf · 03-16-2004, 01:58 PM

I noticed him hacking and coughing, but I read it as just his usual pattern of posting-speech. It's what he does.

Back in the day (way before your time, jimmy me lad, I used to sign all my posts "'nuff said."

No reason, I just did.

EDIT TO ADD: Oh, and I thought it was a sly reference to the "turn your head and cough" part of the exam ....

lumberjim · 03-16-2004, 01:58 PM

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case:

Most Annoying WPA
lumberjim (sorry, man...just couldn't fit you in anywhere else

)

you didn;t have to fit me in.....

it's the semi colons, isn;t it?

kerosene · 03-16-2004, 02:00 PM

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Originally posted by lumberjim

I believe you would have, but I also know that you'd have been chicken to call him on it. I bet a few others like case are out there.

Nobody calls me chicken, Lumberjim, NOBODY.

lumberjim · 03-16-2004, 02:08 PM

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Originally posted by wolf
I noticed him hacking and coughing, but I read it as just his usual pattern of posting-speech. It's what he does.

Back in the day (way before your time, jimmy me lad, I used to sign all my posts "'nuff said."

No reason, I just did.

that's what got me thinking abooot the bet, eh? cougar always purple, bruce always smilies....quazah always signed "quazah'

and i had noticed his *cough* s before....usually well used and appropriate, so i thought ....i wonder how long it would take people to catch on to it if he ALWAYS did it?

33 posts.

for my next trick, i will attempt to find out how many licks it takes to get to the center of a tootsie pop.

lumberjim · 03-16-2004, 02:09 PM

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Originally posted by case

Nobody calls me chicken, Lumberjim, NOBODY.

i was calling jinx chicken, case. i was saying there are more like you that noticed, but said nothing about it.

but, i will file "chicken" in your hot button file for future use. thanx

Undertoad · 03-16-2004, 02:44 PM

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for my next trick, i will attempt to find out how many licks it takes to get to the center of a tootsie pop.

3

Elspode · 03-16-2004, 02:57 PM

I can't *wait* to see the trophy...

lumberjim · 03-16-2004, 03:03 PM

OH GODDAMIT! WHY DIDN'T I THINK OF THAT!

dar512 · 03-16-2004, 03:43 PM

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Originally posted by lumberjim

ding ding ding! we have a winner!

you caught him, dar512!

I'd like to thank the academy, the director and all the little people ....

kerosene · 03-16-2004, 04:31 PM

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Originally posted by lumberjim

i was calling jinx chicken, case. i was saying there are more like you that noticed, but said nothing about it.

but, i will file "chicken" in your hot button file for future use. thanx

I am so glad I gave you the most annoying award.

Really, though, don't tell me you didn't get the movie reference there.

03-16-2004, 01:26 PM	#18
Griff still says videotape Join Date: Feb 2001 Posts: 26,813	Most Insightful WPA- UT even though he's completely wrong on foreign policy Best Debator WPA- tw when he's not drowning you in text Best Thread WPA- we had an old one on property rights and thermal imaging... can't find her Best Comedic Poster WPA- the new and improved qazah Best Dramatic Poster WPA staceyv most drama per post Best Flame Thrower WPA- Radar Biggest Heart WPA- Bruce Most Dangerous Woman WPA- Wolf Hardest Hitting WPA- OC Most Rural WPA- slang Best Caveman WPA- Ogg Most Musical Pagan WPA- Elspode Least Annoying Democrat- warch but Syc is trying __________________ If you would only recognize that life is hard, things would be so much easier for you. - Louis D. Brandeis Last edited by Griff; 03-16-2004 at 01:32 PM.

03-16-2004, 01:58 PM	#21
wolf lobber of scimitars Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Phila Burbs Posts: 20,774	I noticed him hacking and coughing, but I read it as just his usual pattern of posting-speech. It's what he does. Back in the day (way before your time, jimmy me lad, I used to sign all my posts "'nuff said." No reason, I just did. EDIT TO ADD: Oh, and I thought it was a sly reference to the "turn your head and cough" part of the exam .... __________________ wolf eht htiw og "Conspiracies are the norm, not the exception." --G. Edward Griffin The Creature from Jekyll Island High Priestess of the Church of the Whale Penis

03-16-2004, 02:57 PM	#27
Elspode When Do I Get Virtual Unreality? Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Raytown, Missouri Posts: 12,719	Whale Penis Awards I can't wait to see the trophy... __________________ "To those of you who are wearing ties, I think my dad would appreciate it if you took them off." - Robert Moog

03-16-2004, 03:03 PM	#28
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	OH GODDAMIT! WHY DIDN'T I THINK OF THAT! __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

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03-16-2004, 01:56 PM	#20
Clodfobble UNDER CONDITIONAL MITIGATION Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Austin, TX Posts: 20,012	And I'm a little pissed about that, I would have caught on WAY before 33 coughs. I think a lot of people must not read HP's posts or something. Personally, I assumed he was sick and was looking for sympathy. Or perhaps he was just "keepin' it real," giving his online persona a cold whenever he had one. Such things can be important to people--though obviously they have never watched Dave Chappelle's "When Keeping it Real Goes Wrong" or they would know the consequences of their actions. And as far as the WPA nominations go... Though I haven't been around long enough to be reasonably considered for them this year, I hereby vow that I will summarily sweep next year's Best Grammar and Best Spelling awards.

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