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|  01-20-2012, 11:46 AM | #4382 | 
| To shreds, you say? Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: in the house and on the street-how many, many feet we meet! 
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			That's our current favorite joke: Two cannibals are eating a clown and one says to the other, "Does this taste funny to you?" 
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|  01-20-2012, 11:49 AM | #4383 | 
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			Yeah.  It seems really familiar. I looked for a Far Side version that they might have taken it from, but found nothing. There are at least 2-3 other "tastes funny" clown eating comics out there, but no Far Side version that I can see. | 
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|  01-20-2012, 12:00 PM | #4384 | 
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			It's an oldie but a goodie. I searched for a Far Side once a long time ago and couldn't find it either: the one with the giant bee in the backseat of the car. | 
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|  01-20-2012, 12:01 PM | #4385 | 
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			Or 'the second to the last of the Mohicans.'   | 
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|  01-20-2012, 12:43 PM | #4386 | 
| Master Dwellar Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Los Angeles, CA 
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			The smaller parts can be joking hazards.
		 
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|  01-20-2012, 12:49 PM | #4387 | 
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			ouch
		 
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|  01-20-2012, 03:46 PM | #4388 | 
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			that was funny shel!!    
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|  01-20-2012, 08:30 PM | #4389 | 
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			So, you guys got me to looking at farside comics on google images, HOLY CRAP I forgot how freakin funny these are!!!   Anthropologists!!! Anthropologists!!! 
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|  01-21-2012, 06:20 PM | #4390 | 
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			We have the complete Far Side in hardcover. I have laughed myself sick looking at those books.
		 
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|  01-21-2012, 09:44 PM | #4391 | 
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			I hope you feel better soon.
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|  01-21-2012, 10:34 PM | #4392 | 
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|  01-22-2012, 10:20 AM | #4393 | 
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			cm, I like that quote so much, I am thinking of changing my IRC tagline from "Ezekiel 23:19-20" to that.  LOL
		 
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|  01-22-2012, 10:29 AM | #4394 | 
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			One of my favorite quotes from "1776" (although it's changed a little).
		 
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|  01-22-2012, 11:12 PM | #4395 | 
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			She’s single… She lives right across the street. I can see her house from my family room. I watched as she got home from work this evening. I was surprised when she walked across the street and up my driveway. She knocked on my door… I rushed to open it. She looks at me, and says, “I just got home, and I am so horny! I have this strong urge to have a good time, get drunk, and make love all night long! Are you busy tonight?” I immediately replied, “Nope, I’m free… I have no plans at all!” Then she said, “Good! In that case, could you watch my dog?” 
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